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Gnite bois n gurlz.

btw, level 999 on maplestory k.

Cool people are muted and I'm bored.

Meta add me on YOU KNOW WHAT.

We can "Sector".

In the winter of 1939, the Soviet Union was ****s.  Russian Premier Josef Stalin thought it would be really ****ing hilarious if he all of a sudden sent like two million of his dudes over to nearby Finland to start kicking everyone's asses and seizing whatever land he could get his borsch-covered hands on, while simultaneously kicking puppies and shouting profanities at inanimate objects in a vodka-and-caviar induced roid rage.  While this may have been a laugh riot for Stalin and his numbnuts cronies, the Finnish people obviously were a little unhappy with the prospect of having all their cross-country skis, Winter Olympics gold medals and salmon fishing boats captured by a rampaging horde of godless commie bastards, so they decided to open an extra-large can of whoop-ass and give the Russkies the ballsack kicking they were apparently looking for.

Now when you think of Finland, the phrase "military powerhouse" isn't exactly the first thing that pops into your head.  Likewise, when you looked at Simo Häyhä, a slight-framed Finnish farmer who didn't stand an inch over five feet tall, you also probably didn't think "total ****ing unstoppable badass".  Well let's just say that first impressions can be deceiving.

Simo was a member of a Finnish organization roughly equivalent to the minutemen of the American Revolution.  He had done his state-mandated one-year term in the Finnish Army, reaching the rank of corporal, and was living a peaceful life in a farming village not far from the Russian border, spending his days farming, hunting, and crushing giant logs into sawdust with his bare hands.  When the Soviets crossed the border into Finland with the expressed purpose of busting Finnish heads, Simo was called up into service.  He went out to the wood shed behind his house, grabbed his old-school Russian-made Mosin-Nagant M28/30 rifle and headed out to take some commies behind a proverbial woodshed of his own.

Häyhä's specialty was his knowledge of the forests, his enduring patience and his impeccable rifle marksmanship.  A sniper by trade, he would dress up in all-white camouflage, sneak through the woods with only a day's worth of food and couple clips of ammunition, and then lie in wait for any Russian stupid enough to wander into his killzone.  His first battle-experience came in the hard-fought Kollaa campaign, where a severely outnumbered Finnish force bore the brunt of a large-scale Russian assault.  Temperatures at this time ranged from -20 to -40 degrees Celsius, and the entire forest was covered with several feet of snow.  While this played havoc on the inexperienced and under-equipped Russian invaders, the Finns were right at home in it because FINLAND IS ****ING COLD AS SHIT ALL THE TIME and they're used to it there.  Throughout this campaign, Häyhä basically just ran around doling out head-shots like the ice cream man gives out Dove bars on a hot sunny day in the Sahara desert.  His personal best was ****ing twenty-five kills in a single day.  That's like an entire baseball team.

Throughout the Winter War (as it would come to be known), Simo Häyhä ran around being what experienced HALO players would call a "camping ***", and scoring enough kill shots to make ****ing RoboCop and the Terminator hide their heads in shame.  He would come to be known throughout the Russian Army as "The White Death", and at one point in the war they even went so far as to try and launch a couple of goddamned artillery strikes on locations at which they thought he might be hiding.  That's desperation there - like even more desperate than a nymphomaniac babe at a convention for castrated male models.

After hearing about how much ass Häyhä was kicking out on the frozen tundra of eastern Finland with an antiquated bolt-action piece-of-shit rifle, the Finnish High Command decided to give him a special award:  a custom-built Sako M2/28-30 Sniper Rifle of Headshots +3.  He put this to good use, killing the ever-loving shit out of anyone that crossed him.  On several occasions the Russians sent their own snipers to take him out, but Simo managed to win those duels every time.  You see, Häyhä not only passed out long-range silent death to anyone with a red star on his hat, but he did it without the aid of a telescopic sight.  He preferred to use the rifle's regular iron sights because it allowed him to present a smaller target, and because several of the commie snipers he moked out were given away by a glint of light reflecting off the lenses of their scopes.  He obviously didn't want to fall to this fate, so he went balls-out and wasted assholes the old-fashioned (and unarguably the more hardcore) way.

Finally, on 2 March 1940, some Soviet bastard got a lucky shot off and popped Simo Häyhä in the jaw with an explosive bullet.  Häyhä fell into a coma and was pulled off the field by his comerades.  He would finally awake eleven days later, on the same day that the Winter War ended.  He would go on to live to the ripe old age of 97.

The Winter War ended as a victory for Finland.  The Red Army captured a mere 22,000 square miles of territory and lost close to one million men, more than forty times the number of Finnish casualties.  Simo Häyhä received five medals for valour, including the prestigious Kollaa Cross, and was express-promoted from corporal to second lieutenant.  Throughout the war, Häyhä raked in a total of 505 confirmed sniper kills (in some sources he is credited with 542).  On top of this, he also mowed down two hundred men with a Suomi 9mm submachine gun, bringing his total kill count to over 700 men in under 100 days.

Nobody in history has ever been credited with more confirmed kills than Simo Häyhä.  He was an unlikely war hero who used patience, cunning and precision to defend his country, his home, his people and his freedom from communist totalitarian oppression.  He was an unstoppable killing machine the likes of which the world has never known before or since.

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How much would I be able to sell all of this for?

But I still need my Mob named after me and that prize head from like 10 years ago from those puzzles that you hosted.

I remember not giving you a name because I couldn't think of one.

Trading for two (2) 1 year coin items of your choice, and a Ill +5 body. (Will change the body if you pay an extra 100k gigas).

Edit:

Ram152 hit me up.

Wasn't hangame suppost to be making a game similar to bots (or Bout in their case)? I remember Allie posting a picture or something.


Anyways, That's all I wanted to know.

While China recently announced 45 new airports due to booming travel growth, several of their development projects have been enormous duds. The New South China Mall is twice the size of Minnesota's Mall of America, but hovers at around a 1% occupancy. The rows of empty shops are piped with serene elevator music, and guards police the empty halls with echoing footsteps.

Announced in 2005, the mall is located in Dongguan in the Guangdong province of southern China. The location is between Guangzhou and Shenzen in an area that may one day be considered the world's largest mega city, estimated to have a population near 50 million. Today, the mall has yet to live up to any distinction associated with mega cities, and is a sobering example of what happens when idea implementation precedes growth. Separated into seven districts modeled after international cities, the mall boasts an Arc de Triomphe, Venice canals, and even a mini Egypt. Of the 2,350 leasable store spaces, around 50 are actually in use. Check out this award-winning video directed by Sam Green and Carrie Lozano for PBS that showcases this bizarre mall.

Good or Bad Investment on their behalf? I mean 5-10 years down the road. This is major as it's bigger than the former heavy weight Mall of america. What do you think?

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Is he banned yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NkVclF7rTs&feature=player_embedded#at=239

Papoose Long Live The King (Video) 2011

Soulja should sit down.

To anyone because Kenny hates me. After I beat Allie, (this is confirmed) I'll be the #1 pvper in my personal Boutcheetah Community (aka my head). Anyone wanna challenge greatness?

Need that vBulletin thing that you have.

Thanks.

I've decided to quit instead of just bullshitting everyone in saying I'm taking a 'Break'. I'm working on a pure for rs + getting turmoil on my main in 2-3 days so that'll take up a majority of my time, plus work and maintaining a social life.

I'll be on the forums now and then to check up on everyone. It's been fun, peace.

I really do like this community, so if anyone needs anything feel free to add me on Msn, I'd be glad to talk with anyone.

Since work is starting on Monday, I'll be taking a break. Not quitting. I've also had a head ache for 2 weeks straight, so yeah.

I'm also getting 95 pray on Rs, so that's another time consumer.


Be back soon, don't do too much without me.