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Title: vending machine...
Post by: S on August 22, 2010, 02:52:52 AM
put something in, something comes out


I.E.
I put in a doughnut
Title: Re: vending machine...
Post by: S on August 22, 2010, 02:53:30 AM
I.E.

You get homer from Simpsons.
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Post by: firejetsam on August 22, 2010, 03:06:00 AM
lulz my bro played this on another forum



*puts in 1 giga*
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Post by: S on August 22, 2010, 03:06:58 AM
u get a piece of dirt

i put in a cigar
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Post by: firejetsam on August 22, 2010, 03:07:48 AM
A dragon comes out,it wants to be the only smoker in town  :P



I put in a rat
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Post by: S on August 22, 2010, 03:23:45 AM
u get snooki

i put in jwoww
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Post by: firejetsam on August 22, 2010, 03:25:07 AM
Idk what that is,so,Ima say...


Mista herpes comes out and latches onto you forever  :-\
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Post by: Styx on August 22, 2010, 03:29:22 AM
i put in tennis balls
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Post by: Rossbach on August 22, 2010, 04:59:35 AM
Chuck noris comes out and roundhouse kick's you.

I put in air.
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Post by: firejetsam on August 22, 2010, 05:01:31 AM
A avalanche comes out.


Puts in 50$
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Post by: Pokeh on August 22, 2010, 05:45:38 AM
You get a gey handjob.

I put in 3 loonies and two quarters.
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Post by: zulu202 on August 22, 2010, 05:47:18 AM
They didn't fit.

I put in Super special fried rice
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Post by: GavinGill on August 22, 2010, 06:26:44 AM
You get nothing - this vending machines doesn't take rice.

I put in a can of Coke.
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Post by: Omegawolf on August 22, 2010, 06:38:10 AM
A vending machine came out.

I put in gavin's mom
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Post by: GavinGill on August 22, 2010, 06:39:28 AM
And I came out. =D

I put in my vending machine.
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Post by: Styx on August 22, 2010, 07:26:59 AM
and out came a coke can

I put in a sausage
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Post by: S on August 22, 2010, 01:01:17 PM
u get a hotdog..?

i put in lotion
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Post by: Bounty on August 22, 2010, 04:35:19 PM
Quote from: S on August 22, 2010, 01:01:17 PM
u get a hotdog..?

i put in lotion



you get baby oil.


I put in a shoe.
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Post by: Milk on August 22, 2010, 07:32:10 PM
You get a foot.

I put in..... THE FUTUREEE :O
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Post by: GavinGill on August 22, 2010, 08:45:59 PM
Nothing comes out, you have no future.

I put in a dime and three nickels.
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Post by: iwasbobo on August 22, 2010, 08:46:52 PM
You get a woodie. Anyone see that on that one show that I forget the name of? =O

I put in Bobo.
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Post by: LiquidChaos on August 22, 2010, 08:49:34 PM
you get a guy on the internet

i put in pikacu 8)
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Post by: GavinGill on August 22, 2010, 08:51:11 PM
Unlike Ash, you get Raichu. He was to stupid to not use the Thunderstone in Season 1.

I put in 5 whole dollars.
Title: Re: vending machine...
Post by: LiquidChaos on August 22, 2010, 08:53:28 PM
You get nothing back.

I put in my keyboard.
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Post by: Omegawolf on August 22, 2010, 09:24:51 PM
You get a dead hooker.

I put in chuck norris
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Post by: GavinGill on August 22, 2010, 09:28:55 PM
You get a roundhouse kick.

I put in the Old Spice guy.
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Post by: Omegawolf on August 22, 2010, 09:30:50 PM
You get a long entertaining story about how he wrestled 500 bears with one arm just because he smelt like old spice.

I put in the head of the old spice guy.
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Post by: GavinGill on August 22, 2010, 09:38:58 PM
You get our 147th king.

I put in diamonds.
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Post by: Milk on August 22, 2010, 09:46:19 PM
You get cheap, fake, dollar store crap.

I put in my glass of milk
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Post by: Bounty on August 22, 2010, 10:31:06 PM
You get a dead cow.


I put in coke.
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Post by: Optimism on August 22, 2010, 10:34:55 PM
Quote from: Jelite3 on August 22, 2010, 10:31:06 PM
You get a dead cow.


I put in coke.

You get chub luvin'

I put in Matt's pubic hair.
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Post by: Omegawolf on August 22, 2010, 11:00:09 PM
out pops opti's ex girlfriend

I put in Mr.T
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Post by: Milk on August 22, 2010, 11:08:06 PM
You get Mr.Pee

I put in -$100
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Post by: zamel on August 22, 2010, 11:12:28 PM
u get a hoooker for an hour.

i put in 2 cents.
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Post by: Milk on August 22, 2010, 11:14:19 PM
The Machine gets mad at the ammount of money
you put in, and it ate you.

I put in the Dignity of the guy above me :D
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Post by: Rossbach on August 22, 2010, 11:33:49 PM
He had no dignity so you get noting.

I put in Wifey.
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Post by: Milk on August 22, 2010, 11:36:56 PM
You get Knifey in the Buttie :D

I put in a nuclear bomb.
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Post by: Rossbach on August 22, 2010, 11:53:28 PM
It explodes and there is no more vending machine.


/End of game.

GG
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Post by: Milk on August 23, 2010, 01:01:30 AM
I Aggree. Gg.
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Post by: Bounty on August 23, 2010, 02:08:07 AM
Quote from: Rossbach on August 22, 2010, 11:53:28 PM
It explodes and there is no more vending machine.


/End of game.

GG

Gosh......................Way to kill the game...............Dammit Ross you always ruin the fun.
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Post by: Styx on August 23, 2010, 02:26:57 AM
Quote from: Rossbach on August 22, 2010, 11:53:28 PM
It explodes and there is no more vending machine.


I put my pen0r in

out came nothin.

I put in 9999999 gigas
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Post by: LiquidChaos on August 23, 2010, 09:54:50 AM
You get 1k coins.

I put in my table.
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Post by: Optimism on August 23, 2010, 07:53:07 PM
Quote from: LiquidChaos on August 23, 2010, 09:54:50 AM
You get 1k coins.

I put in my table.

Out popped 5 more vending machines all inter-connected with vending machine umbilical cords. Now, we get 5x OF EVERYTHING!!!

I put in George Bush.
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Post by: LiquidChaos on August 23, 2010, 07:55:14 PM
Quote from: Optimism on August 23, 2010, 07:53:07 PM
Out popped 5 more vending machines all inter-connected with vending machine umbilical cords. Now, we get 5x OF EVERYTHING!!!

I put in George Bush.

You get an old president.


I put in poo.
Title: Re: vending machine...
Post by: Rossbach on August 23, 2010, 08:19:36 PM
You get Opti.

I put in mount Everest.
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Post by: Bounty on August 23, 2010, 08:52:51 PM
Quote from: Rossbach on August 23, 2010, 08:19:36 PM
You get Opti.

I put in mount Everest.

You get mount rushmore.

I put in Rossbach.
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Post by: LiquidChaos on August 23, 2010, 08:55:09 PM
Quote from: Jelite3 on August 23, 2010, 08:52:51 PM
You get mount rushmore.

I put in Rossbach.

You get a homo.

I put in Bounty.
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Post by: GavinGill on August 23, 2010, 08:59:49 PM
You get two very flamboyant men.

I put in an apple.
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Post by: LiquidChaos on August 23, 2010, 09:01:35 PM
Quote from: GavinGill on August 23, 2010, 08:59:49 PM
You get two very flamboyant men.

I put in an apple.

You get two apples back plus a banana.

I put in my pants.
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Post by: Omegawolf on August 23, 2010, 09:16:28 PM
You get a Pterodactyl


I put in a legless midget wearing a bikini that's juggling invisible snowmen
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Post by: Milk on August 23, 2010, 10:13:05 PM
You get a Pervert-Ish Personality.

I put in a :D (smiley face)
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Post by: Omegawolf on August 23, 2010, 10:47:32 PM
You get punched by a drunken Irish hobo with a peg leg thats really another midget.

I put in Billy mays
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Post by: Bounty on August 23, 2010, 10:55:37 PM
Quote from: LyricalTwist on August 23, 2010, 10:47:32 PM
You get punched by a drunken Irish hobo with a peg leg thats really another midget.

I put in Billy mays
You get the oxy-clean soap.


I put in a school.
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Post by: LiquidChaos on August 23, 2010, 10:57:43 PM
You get much homework.

I put in my sneakerrr
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Post by: Bounty on August 23, 2010, 10:59:22 PM
you get a rip sandle.


i put in homework.
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Post by: LiquidChaos on August 23, 2010, 11:01:53 PM
Quote from: Jelite3 on August 23, 2010, 10:59:22 PM
you get a rip sandle.


i put in homework.

You get more homework ::).

I put in a rip sandle .-.?
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Post by: Styx on August 24, 2010, 12:16:55 AM
you get a broken vending machine

I put in a blue waffle
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Post by: Surgeypurgey on August 24, 2010, 12:30:00 AM
you get a computer that has a blue waffle virus.

i put in a cookie
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Post by: Magnets on August 24, 2010, 12:31:22 AM
You get a slap in the face.

I put in a PS3
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Post by: Xrow on August 24, 2010, 12:36:19 AM
You get a picture of the dildo in your closet.

I put in Mag's tampons.
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Post by: Bounty on August 24, 2010, 02:56:39 AM
You get a boyfriend.



I put in a bed.
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Post by: Xrow on August 24, 2010, 04:24:15 AM
you get an annoying clone of yourself who is constantly pooping and yelling "MOM MOM MOM MAMA MAMA MAMA MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY"

I put in a bagel.
Title: Re: vending machine...
Post by: Milk on August 24, 2010, 09:19:29 AM
You get a bun.

I put in a GPS :D
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Post by: Surgeypurgey on September 13, 2010, 11:12:25 PM
>:O, you get a computer thats broken.

I put in a cup of jello.
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Post by: Rossbach on September 13, 2010, 11:58:39 PM
You get a cup of broccoli.

I put in Gavin.
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Post by: Surgeypurgey on September 14, 2010, 12:13:50 AM
Gavin's mom came out.

I put in Rossbach.
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Post by: S on September 14, 2010, 12:45:27 AM
u get xrow

i put in a fasxc
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Post by: Styx on September 14, 2010, 03:58:49 AM
you get 2$

i put in a 6 sided die.
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Post by: 7ehNoob on September 14, 2010, 04:17:02 AM
you get an 8 sided die.

i put in that guy from The Hangover
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Post by: Styx on September 14, 2010, 06:32:12 AM
u get a justin beiber hair cut

i put in a pantheras paltus.
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Post by: Surgeypurgey on September 15, 2010, 09:14:37 PM
Quote from: Styx666 on September 14, 2010, 06:32:12 AM
u get a justin beiber hair cut

i put in a pantheras paltus.

u get pink panther.

i put in a double rainbow

Whoa, that's a full rainbow all the way

Double rainbow, oh my God, double rainbow

It's a double rainbow all the way...damn
It's a double rainbow all the way...damn, oh my God
What does this mean? It's so bright, so vivid

Double rainbow, double rainbow, it's so intense (tense)

What does this mean? It's startin to even look like a triple rainbow

That's a whole rainbow, man, ahhhh!

Double rainbow all the way 'cross the sky

Yeah, Yeeeeaaaaah, so intense

Double rainbow all the way 'cross the sky

Wow, wow, oh my God, look at that rainbow
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Post by: Styx on September 15, 2010, 09:19:05 PM
Out comes a coke can

I put in a piece of grass
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Post by: Surgeypurgey on September 15, 2010, 09:21:50 PM
Quote from: Styx666 on September 15, 2010, 09:19:05 PM
Out comes a coke can

I put in a piece of grass

u get a lawn mower.

i put in a bag of chips
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Post by: Rossbach on September 15, 2010, 09:31:19 PM
You get potatoes.

I put in myself.
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Post by: Surgeypurgey on September 15, 2010, 09:32:50 PM
Quote from: Rossbach on September 15, 2010, 09:31:19 PM
You get potatoes.

I put in myself.

Rossbash's mom came out.


I put in BoutCheetah.
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Post by: Rossbach on September 15, 2010, 09:35:58 PM
Quote from: Surgeypurgey on September 15, 2010, 09:32:50 PM
Rossbash's mom came out.


I put in BoutCheetah.

You come out.

I put in Surgeypurgey.
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Post by: Styx on September 15, 2010, 09:37:36 PM
You get nothing

I put in a b
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Post by: Surgeypurgey on September 15, 2010, 09:38:50 PM
Quote from: Styx666 on September 15, 2010, 09:37:36 PM
You get nothing

I put in a b

you get a c.

i put in my mom.
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Post by: Rossbach on September 15, 2010, 09:42:16 PM
Quote from: Surgeypurgey on September 15, 2010, 09:38:50 PM
you get a c.

i put in my mom.

Your new brother just born came out.

I put in a penny.
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Post by: Styx on September 15, 2010, 09:44:40 PM
You get barack obama.

I put in 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Pennys
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Post by: Surgeypurgey on September 15, 2010, 09:47:39 PM
Quote from: Styx666 on September 15, 2010, 09:44:40 PM
You get barack obama.

I put in 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Pennys


You get a penny.

I put in Optimism.
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Post by: Styx on September 15, 2010, 09:48:49 PM
You get Realism.

I put in  :(
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Post by: Surgeypurgey on September 15, 2010, 09:53:10 PM
Quote from: Styx666 on September 15, 2010, 09:48:49 PM
You get Realism.

I put in  :(

You get a :)

I put in a ::)
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Post by: Styx on September 15, 2010, 09:53:44 PM
you get  ???

I put in (//)
Title: Re: vending machine...
Post by: Rossbach on September 15, 2010, 09:53:49 PM

You get Billy Mays.

I put in Sham wow guy.
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Post by: Surgeypurgey on September 15, 2010, 09:55:30 PM
Quote from: Rossbach on September 15, 2010, 09:53:49 PM
You get Billy Mays.

I put in Sham wow guy.

You get the ShamWow guy to get a SlapC.ock and he slapped the SlapC.ock on your d.ick.

I put in Chuck Norris doing a roundhouse kick.