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Spam / Re: Would you rather?
July 11, 2015, 10:19:04 AM
Quote from: Cooky on July 10, 2015, 02:01:36 PM
would u rather  bout cheetah renamed to  butt cheetah or  bout cheddar

butt cheetah







Some random guy: So, got any good games you think i should play?
Me: Butt Cheetah
Some random guy:         O.O!?












Would you rather spend the night alone in a legit haunted mansion

OR

Be abducted by hostile aliens
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Off Topic / Re: Poke's Music Topic
July 06, 2015, 02:25:48 AM
I want to get this womans voice pregnant





http://youtu.be/Fa2RIlsbOvA
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Spam / Re: Would you rather?
June 30, 2015, 03:19:10 PM
Quote from: trashburmy on June 30, 2015, 12:50:01 AM
Would you rather be able to breathe under water or not have to breathe at all

Not being able to breathe at all would mean not being able to inhale.

Not being able to inhale means no blueberry yum yum

No blueberry yum yum means life on European extreme mode

I do not want life on European extreme mode












Lemme breathe underwater. Would love to visit the courts in Atlantis and ball out with Neptune, nomsayin?

ya u do










Would you rather arm wrestle a silver back gorilla

OR

Hula hoop a cactus
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Off Topic / Re: Adios Amigos
June 28, 2015, 11:08:51 PM
oohh noooo med, not u tooo






:'(






take some cool pics man, post em here
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Off Topic / Re: Leaving for a week
June 28, 2015, 10:51:31 PM
how u just gonna leave and not tell anyone where or why?





dafukk u thinkin!!???
















miss u already <3
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Spam / Re: Would you rather?
June 28, 2015, 10:47:42 PM
Quote from: qolderman on June 28, 2015, 10:06:21 PM
would you rather have no vision or wont be able to hear?

Not be able to hear. That way, when she's saying she's "not interested" i get to be all like lol can't hear u lol. lemme hit? lol tonight at 9?

lol













For a million dollars would you rather headbutt a rhino

OR

Headbutt a freight train
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Spam / Re: Would you rather?
June 28, 2015, 09:34:16 PM
Quote from: trashburmy on June 28, 2015, 02:40:48 PM
Would you rather be a twig or a blade of grass?

Blade of grass. Imagine the possibilities. A cow comes along and eats me. Then i get digested and become part of the cow. Then the cow gets sold to a butcher who does what he does and then sells the parts of the cow to a major food industry. That industry puts those cow parts up on a shelf for people to buy, take home, and cook. Taylor Swift decides she wants steak. She buys me off the shelf, takes me home, cooks me and eats me nice and clean. I am now apart of Taylor Swift.



I am now deep inside Taylor Swift.





Mission accomplished















Would you rather skydive without a parachute

OR

Space walk without a space suit
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Spam / Re: Would you rather?
June 28, 2015, 12:51:15 AM
Quote from: Thornz on June 27, 2015, 09:54:16 PM
Would you rather be reincarnated as a sloth, or a politician.

A sloth son! 18 hours of sleep a day son!!!

#thankugoogle






Would you rather swim butt neked through an entire pool filled with boiling cheese sauce

OR

Spicy salsa filled with ghost chili peppers
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Updates / Re: RT3 Released
June 23, 2015, 07:06:00 AM
Ram color looking cleeean
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Quote from: opuiq3 on June 16, 2015, 11:47:25 AM
wow jet u call me a dumbo when your the one  with the  $1000 dollar ticket.


I also like your pants


I also didn't read all of the pages

you got it all wrong baby. i'm not calling anyone anything.












Lamp...........................................i worship the very ground u walk on. I hold sacred every breaths you breathsssss.














<3
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Quote from: opuiq3 on June 16, 2015, 11:25:27 AM
hi jet.

I'm from fl 2

I like ur shoes





;) ;) ;) ;)











Quote from: Cooky on June 16, 2015, 10:38:06 AM
Quote from: Yz on June 16, 2015, 04:52:40 AM
dumbos

^^^^^^^
Cooky, after almost three pages that's all you could come up with?









































































































































































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Quote from: wolfanix on June 16, 2015, 09:16:29 AM
lawl yeah there are homos here like in every damn country but rarely to see them walking on streets cuz there is too much football vandals that are just waiting for them to beat a shit out of them lol

lol nah man, i was saying no homo cause of this
Quote from: JetSurge on June 16, 2015, 08:55:50 AM
Dude was gorgeous. Long dark hair. Blue eyes. Guy should've been a model.

::)
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Quote from: wolfanix on June 16, 2015, 08:38:26 AM
well usually most countries describe serbian people like barbarians and terrorists lol but believe me its not like they say lel....that just makes me laugh...anyway comments of those ppl makes ego of serbian ppl growing up but sad story is we r a small country lol and we can't do anything that is worth calling us terrorists x)

when i think Serbia, i'm thinking "prince of persia" type of place. I knew a serbian guy back in college. Dude was gorgeous. Long dark hair. Blue eyes. Guy should've been a model. Said he was mixed with Romanian or something. Awkward as hell to talk to though.















n-n-no homo?
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Quote from: wolfanix on June 16, 2015, 07:42:33 AM
lawl :D where are you from buddy ?

woah woah woah, don't you dare go throwing around the sacred "B" word all willy nilly. Next thing you know, you'll be asking for my hand in marriage. Geez

the nerve of some people.














Florida btw


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Quote from: wolfanix on June 16, 2015, 07:25:45 AM
well normally hmm...i wake up eat,smoke good morning joint than go to bc to see whats up lel listening rap all day or psytrance doesent metter for meh x)than go meet buddies hang out with they for some time than get back home high as **** and smoke one more joint and again bc and its like some circle but not everyday is the same lel x)

suspicions confirmed. defo a cool guy to hang with/10
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