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Title: Just for the lulz, but a good way to stop sales calls!
Post by: Santa on January 03, 2013, 04:02:48 PM

sales call, press 1 tospeak with representative about your new free home security system
Me: 1
Person: Hello, thank you for taking interest in our free home security system.
Me: Can you please take me off the list. You people call every day and my answer is not going to change.
Person: Sir, thats crazy, why wouldn't you want a free home security system?
Me: DID YOU JUST CALL ME CRAZY. Whats your name sir?
Person: John.
Me: Where do you work?
Person: Alarmforce
Me: Okay, I will show you crazy John. You better watch out when you are leaving to go to your car, because I will be waiting.
Person: hangs up LOL < wont be calling me again, i think that is a success.

Title: Re: Just for the lulz, but a good way to stop sales calls!
Post by: Cooky on January 03, 2013, 04:06:39 PM

LOL

I think this way is better though

How To Respond To A Telemarketer - The Seinfeld Way (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3aCL8PIOuM#)

Title: Re: Just for the lulz, but a good way to stop sales calls!
Post by: leonidsa on January 03, 2013, 04:07:28 PM

LOOL,btw santa go on msn please i need to speak with you,and read your pm's plz

Title: Re: Just for the lulz, but a good way to stop sales calls!
Post by: Meteor on January 03, 2013, 04:25:09 PM

Quote from: leonidsa on January 03, 2013, 04:07:28 PM
santa go on msn please

dat pls

Title: Re: Just for the lulz, but a good way to stop sales calls!
Post by: Adamp on January 03, 2013, 04:31:08 PM

lol gj

Title: Re: Just for the lulz, but a good way to stop sales calls!
Post by: 123bomb123 on January 03, 2013, 04:31:36 PM

santas a tr0lolol0

better than trixyidiot.

Santa troll level- 1338.

Title: Re: Just for the lulz, but a good way to stop sales calls!
Post by: Allie on January 03, 2013, 06:49:41 PM

Quote from: Meteor on January 03, 2013, 04:25:09 PM
Quote from: leonidsa on January 03, 2013, 04:07:28 PM
santa go on msn please
dat pls

i have never
ever
ever
seen kenny offline.
hes just set to away 24/8.

Title: Re: Just for the lulz, but a good way to stop sales calls!
Post by: Meteor on January 03, 2013, 07:00:08 PM

ok
kenny unblock pls >:(

Title: Re: Just for the lulz, but a good way to stop sales calls!
Post by: ZeroUH on January 03, 2013, 07:23:06 PM

UAHEHUEAHUAEHUAEAAAEHUEAHEHEAHEAHUEAHUEAHUEAHUEAHUAEHUAEHUAEHAEHUEAAAHEHEAHUEAHUEAHUEAHUAEAAH!!!!

off-topic: U @#$@#$@$!! UNBLOCK ME TOO AND U ARE A @#$@$#@$ FOR NOT VISIT ME WHILE I WAS IN ORLANDO!! D:<

Title: Re: Just for the lulz, but a good way to stop sales calls!
Post by: Cooky on January 04, 2013, 12:39:36 AM

kenny always blocks people, probably cuz he gets bugged so much, thats why hes not online a lot (allie sees him online 24/7 cuz kenny would never block allie).

Title: Re: Just for the lulz, but a good way to stop sales calls!
Post by: Yz on January 04, 2013, 12:51:36 AM

op is a douchebag

Title: Re: Just for the lulz, but a good way to stop sales calls!
Post by: 123bomb123 on January 04, 2013, 12:54:42 AM

Quote from: Yz on January 04, 2013, 12:51:36 AM
op is a douchebag

stfu sinner

Title: Re: Just for the lulz, but a good way to stop sales calls!
Post by: Yz on January 04, 2013, 01:05:28 AM

Quote from: 123bomb123 on January 04, 2013, 12:54:42 AM
Quote from: Yz on January 04, 2013, 12:51:36 AM
op is a douchebag
stfu sinner

wiz khalifa (the guy in ur sig) blows

Title: Re: Just for the lulz, but a good way to stop sales calls!
Post by: 123bomb123 on January 04, 2013, 01:14:54 AM

Quote from: Yz on January 04, 2013, 01:05:28 AM
Quote from: 123bomb123 on January 04, 2013, 12:54:42 AM
Quote from: Yz on January 04, 2013, 12:51:36 AM
op is a douchebag
stfu sinner

wiz khalifa (the guy in ur sig) blows

wow u think evry1 black is wiz. thats lupe u sinner.

Title: Re: Just for the lulz, but a good way to stop sales calls!
Post by: Pokeh on January 04, 2013, 01:20:52 AM

Quote from: Yz on January 04, 2013, 12:51:36 AM
op is a douchebag

this isnt 4chan

Title: Re: Just for the lulz, but a good way to stop sales calls!
Post by: Yz on January 04, 2013, 01:22:19 AM

Quote from: Pokeh on January 04, 2013, 01:20:52 AM
Quote from: Yz on January 04, 2013, 12:51:36 AM
op is a douchebag

this isnt 4chan

typical poke. adapting every situation to 4chan. /b/tard

Title: Re: Just for the lulz, but a good way to stop sales calls!
Post by: 123bomb123 on January 04, 2013, 01:24:41 AM

Quote from: Pokeh on January 04, 2013, 01:20:52 AM
Quote from: Yz on January 04, 2013, 12:51:36 AM
op is a douchebag

this isnt 4chan

poke why do u live in canada, ur indian.

Title: Re: Just for the lulz, but a good way to stop sales calls!
Post by: Pokeh on January 04, 2013, 01:25:23 AM

Largest anon board & foundation of the term op ok im adapting

btw i havent been on /b/ 5ever

z y u live in canada ur muslim

Title: Re: Just for the lulz, but a good way to stop sales calls!
Post by: 123bomb123 on January 04, 2013, 01:26:34 AM

ill bomb ur house and city ***t, u want gavin to die?

Title: Re: Just for the lulz, but a good way to stop sales calls!
Post by: Iridion on January 04, 2013, 04:43:46 AM

ah, ah. entertain me more. :D

Title: Re: Just for the lulz, but a good way to stop sales calls!
Post by: Toast on January 04, 2013, 11:50:41 AM

shhh canada's a cool place

BoutCheetah

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