p1: one day when boutcheetah started
p2: kenny was talking to allie about the shit he farted
word word word!
k ill start;
once in a blue moon when kenny goes to community college
kenny spanks pokeh so hard he doesnt have much knowledge
zirak left crying when there was no more porridge
mr. neokiller raged when he had no storage
Quote from: Toast on January 08, 2012, 06:41:31 PM
mr. neokiller raged when he had no storage
toast got thrown off the edge
santa can't rhyme
ledge
all my life i would always eat toast, i pledged.
to find me a good girl, and she said ---
oh my you look tired, let me put you to bed
let me piss on ur head
and kick your teeth in
and so she did, and later gave toast head
(learn something kenny)
let me take my medsssssssss
toast became very red
edit: dam you pig, u ruined my rhyme
im so popular, some random toast read.
then toast became very sad
and then came allie in a rampaging tread
edit: aww neo
and punched hawk's lead
yo, yo i like bread
said ted
i dont know what neo just said
because you have no brain in your head
so meet me in the back of my shed
k then I'll just go to bed
dam anita ruined my rhyme for neo >:(
to sell some rare and illegal bred
New one.
Hawk thinks he is the best.
he thinks he can beat the rest
even tho he cant pass a single test
with his small chest
wearing a vest covered in sweat
but large hairy breasts
looks like he is a pest
living in his nestle chest
and getting everything all messed
he becomes very stressed
they say that's his interest
to **** shit up, man hes restless
i think he needs arrest
because of the stolen nest
yoshi protest
god bless america; he shout like the rest
the man who got hair on his chest
ef all pig, and ef all triks,
cuz we dinos be da best.
prove it with a quest
to satisfy the rest
with such a zest
edit: ok gona sleep now, school tomorrow ;D
and show that ur best
rawr
yoshi is bad like the rest
i set the bar,
pewp-ba-ar
but toast is the best
even tho hes younger than the rest
but poke is jelly of the best
<---
Just forget about the rest, Toast will rip out ur flesh. Don't consider yourself as a guest. Mother****er, I just took a shit on ur chest.
wat.
k restart
poke who started this thread
dewo thinks hes the shit
ohk restart
--
is better than the rest
but that doesnt rhyme
Calm down, it's not a crime.
It is if you're missing the rhyme. :P
bitch my piss tastes like lemon lime
But that piss is mine
shut the hell up fool and get in line
i dont want to hear u whine
y'all fakes cuz that sign's mine.
yo hoe, pour me some wine
make sure its that badass sparkly kind
The kind that messes with your mind
It sure is fine, but I remember you stole it from your neighbour, who lives in no. 9.
and dont trip up the v.i.p line; cuz damn girl dat ass is miine, not your, so stop trippin up the doors
**** the doors they're all like whores..
They open up to everyone..
**** man... these shitty rhymes are making my head sore
everyone who's got bling, yet can't even sing
so chase money ***** why chose hoes??
they ain't even on me till my neck got frozee
get more organized new***s.
new game
There once was a muffet
who had a buffet
That shuffled..
dude speak up, all i hear is a muffle
life is such a tuffle
C'mon, let's SHUFFLE!!
Just walking by, not asking for trouble
You should just stop that mumble..
i see a bumble
bee
I have the key, let's try it out and see.
How its goin to be
OH WEEE
shut up *****
stop being so nosey
climbin up in my hosey
cuz c, i got the whole alphabet named after me ;D
after you? i mean bitch please
Its all because of me
Ur name must be big, g
I'm suprised, you haven't noticed me.
you dont even know you c..
It all started with Dii
Dii, you say. You rap in the ghettoway.
It's all you can say
Im pretty sure this started as a game. If you wanna rap, hey go be lame.
You just jelly of my fame.
anti u bring us shame
gtfo ur too lame
talkin about shame, do you even have a name
Pig you know youre a pain. But you being like this? It just aint the same.
You shouldnt fill pig with more shame
Yeah i know but thats my game
claiming you've got game is like claming you've got any fame
You are all just the same.
L.A.M.E
It aint like your not the same
joyriding; thinking we're all insanne
playin with pain
Then, in anger, i threw a crane @ pigs non existent brain
Man I think you cracked his crane , poor jake
No worries cause i can fix it with a rake.
Good, because my socks smell like steak.
Man, again? Dude give us all a break
come along and be a freak
My nose is turning into a beak.
Oh can I take a peek?
Sure, but be careful, it really does reek.
Then I'll take a pic. Post it on facebook like a freak
retweet!
Like a geek
why dont we tweet
Quote from: antisickness on January 08, 2012, 08:17:01 PM
Like a geek
incest; roll down your socks girl i like dem feet;
I think we should split, it's not fun to meet
Comes with a fee
Djdkkddjdk di too quick :(
Bigger than a bee
What me?
what? are you going wee?
I think i have to agree
we're not high are we?
Nope i do as i please
except when you sneeze
Really? Controlling that is a breeze
that goes under ur skirt and makes you freeze
This is the last from me, gonna catch some z's
fine go n' jizz
I put more holes in pig than swiss cheese.
z smells like a fresh sneeze
and he likes to drink my pee...s
ye i will freeze
him
llike a beam
playing it through like wu-tang's c.r.e.a.m
Wu Tang Clan "C.R.E.A.M." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjZRAvsZf1g#)
z looks like charlie sheen
(http://urbanlegendkampala.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/charlie-sheen-crazy-eyes-300x280.png)
i think i hurt my spleen
i win over here i win over there sheen machine is beaming his lime light
This is getting tight
hey z lets fight
ill beat ur ass tonight
oh wait thats right
ur just too uptight
You just lost your sight
watching the light
cause youre not even right
tupac in the mother****er
swagga so tight
dont need no light
get ready to watch me ignite
uve never seen shit this bright
so put on your darkest shades and look in they abyss
i see something in nothingness; if you could picture this
god damn i have to piss
i think my snakes about to hiss
this is cool,
a pig's 'bout ta --
--feel da bliss~
ignorance is a bliss; i just came to shit
and pick up this blunt to take a hit.
I see no flow how about you quit ?
I heard about you; dude you're a mit
naaah girl that just doesnt fit
I'm so advanced, yall kiddies are intermediate!!
Quote from: mo9 on January 09, 2012, 09:51:34 AM
you should request a physician, see your just so immediate
book report? wikipedia it ;D
oh yea bro oh yea
Yo iri
I love ur booty
So sexy
It's gettin smexy
my name is lexy
drive a taxi
while chillin in the galaxy
while popping Ecstasy
windows live messenger seems to be your epiphany
poke is a noob and smells like a chim-en-y
listening to Kid Cudi living for symphony.
mister z, had an epiphany
he saw himself getting shat on by allie
while these hoes are dressing trashy
while we stay fly and dressing up classy
you are so flashy
you judge us so harshly
My rhymes accelerate with velocity
oh yea bro oh yea
I'm even more awesome this year
No neo ur a ****ing queer
Get ur ass over here
And get me some beer
OoooooOOOooooooOOooOo
Quote from: KillerPig on January 10, 2012, 02:10:38 PM
No neo ur a ****ing queer
:'( :'( :'( :'(
Don't call me queer
i see your tear
cause im better than you like every year ?
the chicks do only cheer
because im so awesome you bear
do you hear ?
Bitch pls I'll bite off ur ear
Lay off bro or I'll stick a pole up ur rear
OoOoOOOoOoooOOO
you wanna bite off my ear, are you gay ?
dont attack me else you'll pay.
i'll push you off the bay
and all I gonna say
is...this made my day
Okay
I'll cook ur ass inna fillet
Fish and shrimp and all that shnay
All in all, it's been a good day
Just keep ur stupid ass away
(no hard feelings eh neo :D :D)
pig we're so ****ing pro
we dont care 'bout those rappers of the ghetto
we have our own flow
the other people dont know
they'e small and need to grow
to be on top like we are
we go to a vip bar
with our fast 1 million car
we **** hot bitches there
yea the world is unfair
but we absolutely dont care.
(come msn pig) ;D
Cant at school >:(
Stupid school ***s block msn servers
You know you can use ebuddy
Nope
iPod gives me "network connection was lost" >:(
WAT SHOULD I RHYME TOO ??? ???
Quote from: NeoKiller on January 10, 2012, 03:10:30 PM
pig we're so ****ing pro
we dont care 'bout those rappers of the ghetto
we have our own flow
the other people dont know
they'e small and need to grow
to be on top like we are
we go to a vip bar
with our fast 1 million car
we **** hot bitches there
yea the world is unfair
but we absolutely dont care.
(come msn pig) ;D
u forgot to mention ur bad-ass hair .
?
Quote from: mo9 on January 10, 2012, 05:54:29 PM
Quote from: NeoKiller on January 10, 2012, 03:10:30 PM
pig we're so ****ing pro
we dont care 'bout those rappers of the ghetto
we have our own flow
the other people dont know
they'e small and need to grow
to be on top like we are
we go to a vip bar
with our fast 1 million car
we **** hot bitches there
yea the world is unfair
but we absolutely dont care.
u forgot to mention ur bad-ass hair .
trying to rhyme to ur stuff
u mentioned having flow car etc
so i said u forgot abt ur hair
i really feel like eating a pear :o
mister z is a fat bear
i shed some tears :'(
did someone hurt ur ears ?
Find a new rhyme
The other one is wasting my time
what ya say, you want some lime???
no, because i prefer slime
no I want to commit a crime
stupid bitches ur all mine
lets make this a pantomime
ragetime ;D
poke owes me a fine
cuz hes mine
C-C-COMBO BREAKER
^ This was a crime.
no
Slow
I kill you with a bow
no
triky said no
he is a hoe
who is a slow
nono say the triky who is hoe
i am cool so i said no
said triky who is hoe
Cool story bro
yoyo
im am triky, no?
i am a hoe
i say no
???
no
yoyo im triky and im a hoe
look at my toe
they are yellow
like my bow
that i wear on my toe
because im a hoe
True. True. :(
woo woo
here comes the poo
yes its true
the poo
shit in toilet; woo!
amg where is Winnie the pooh ?
i am a foo
YOUUUU
SOULJA BOI UP IN DEY HOE
yo
i have a toe
it is yellow
and im a hoe
ye ima hoe
with a yellow
ass toe
bitch gtfo im no
hoe
imma just a dude with a yello
toe
blow harder pig, cuz you suck bro!
and if this keeps up, then i ain't rappin' no mo'
you wassup gay bro
u a hoe
in the snow
nono
u a hoe
6 more weeks of winter when you blow me, row me, throw me across the floor slamming my face in the wall through the door down the hall left of the corridor then i send you home on a $5 whore
Quote from: Pokeh on January 12, 2012, 12:05:10 AM
6 more weeks of winter when you blow me, row me, throw me across the floor slamming my face in the wall through the door down the hall left of the corridor then i send you home on a $5 whore
Get on my level, so I can give you a shovel, help you dig your grave when I kick you in the face
What's your level, Oh nada
pshh go cry to your momma, gugugaga
I go hard!
Yo, I got one question man, tell me
who next,
This ***** salt like the ***** done get
it the best,
See I'm the best maaaayne, I did it.
(Longest Pause Ever)
Yeah, I'm a let you know who the
best, by the hour,
He's like Rosie O'Donnell at a
bisexual bridal shower,
It ain't nothing to me man, I keep it
fo' real,
Look at his dental man, with... dent on
the grill,
See, I'm the best, I told you that, this
dude like that,
He ran then from the cat, no, I messed
up,
But I'm a stay on top they told me
man,
But you know man, I'm never gon'
flop, look at this dude,
He need to stay in the shade, ain't no
wonder why he came out,
He already in the gay parade, I told
you man, I got you,
Roasted like ever you dont know, but
my rhymes,
They straight up clever, so you step
down, off the pedastle.
I'm the best mayne, you need to go..
to the ****in' dental.
I said "friggin," yo.
i like chicken
bro
i said that you's a hoee
poke isn't a pokemaster bro
aint gotta be the master if i can blast all y'all with my 6 man legendary emerald team.
shit you'd dream of.
put whipping cream over.
make it seem like your life was over.
pew pewww
why you always gotta
qew qewww
cuz i cry when everyone can beat you 8)
I'm gonna beat you like the nazi did to the jew
now im gonna lay down and watch Hangover 2
first one to copy every line of the rhyme, starting from page 1 to current, will win something special ;D
(upload a text file)
im good
Quote from: Santa on January 12, 2012, 03:35:40 AM
first one to copy every line of the rhyme, starting from page 1 to current, will win something special ;D
(upload a text file)
First 5 pages: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=WC9H2UEH (http://www.megaupload.com/?d=WC9H2UEH)
done
only include the parts of the rhyme
yea i did
wheres my prize
Quote from: Scythe on January 12, 2012, 05:19:21 AM
yea i did
wheres my prize
you added stuff like "new game" and "restart" which he didnt want.
poke who started this thread
is better than the rest
but that doesnt rhyme
Calm down, it's not a crime.
this is still part of the rhyme
toast was like
"k restart
----------------
poke who started this thread"
it started like that
"but that doesnt rhyme" this is not a rhyme but someone wrote something that rhymes it so its all good
Calm down, it's not a crime.
lol'd, and the prize is a hug
=_=
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
what a waste of time
and you still didnt give us the prize gigas for ur event >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Quote from: Scythe on January 12, 2012, 03:24:08 PM
=_=
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
what a waste of time
and you still didnt give us the prize gigas for ur event >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
it wasnt a event, it was a gambling game. meaning sometimes it isnt true :3
Ty scythe, now I have a nice memory for free ;D
Dude it's gonna flee.
[lol xD]
Oh gee
wut. you wanna pee?
wtf diiii
kenny sucks weewee
oh yea bro oh yea bllack ghetto bro
iri u hoe
stfu no
Quote from: KillerPig on January 12, 2012, 06:12:41 PM
iri u hoe
stfu no
You and iri try to rhyme
**** that shit, that's a crime
I'll cover my ears
Scream and jeer
at your puny pathetic words
Let me stomp em in the dirt
da fk bro..
got a problem yo?
true, theres no talent in that ho
JUST FKING NO!
whoa
Quote from: dimon69 on January 12, 2012, 06:25:28 PM
da fk bro..
got a problem yo?
true, theres no talent in that ho
JUST FKING NO!
You say no
cause you broke
you can't pay
for me to stay
I'll sit around
just to clown
Watch me laugh and let you drown
ill put u down??!
like a dog that looks like a clown???
dii this is a no go
you suck at rhyming ho
i have a big ego
and i ****ing rock this like a pro
you think you're better than me ?
you're just a little one, dii
I'm on top of my game
unlike you im not lame
i have a lot of fame
after each rhyme i forget your name
go away you're such a shame
not personal, i still love you baby :-*
your name just rhymes so well ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: NeoKiller on January 12, 2012, 06:30:17 PM
dii this is a no go
you suck at rhyming ho
i have a big ego
and i ****ing rock this like a pro
you think you're better than me ?
you're just a little one, dii
I'm on top of my game
unlike you im not lame
i have a lot of fame
after each rhyme i forget your name
go away you're such a shame
How can you forget his name
When you're so ****ing lame
You attempt to rhyme
but you can't keep in time
With my ****ing beat
Speed up a little, feel the heat?
If you can't take it best move now
Cause in the end I'll win out
lol wtf
Quote from: KillerPig on January 12, 2012, 06:37:32 PM
lol wtf
Wtf you thinking pig
Replyin after my post quick
I'll fry you ****ing ham
Serve you with some toast and jam
8)
Quote from: zepher2211 on January 12, 2012, 06:36:38 PM
Quote from: NeoKiller on January 12, 2012, 06:30:17 PM
dii this is a no go
you suck at rhyming ho
i have a big ego
and i ****ing rock this like a pro
you think you're better than me ?
you're just a little one, dii
I'm on top of my game
unlike you im not lame
i have a lot of fame
after each rhyme i forget your name
go away you're such a shame
How can you forget his name
When you're so ****ing lame
You attempt to rhyme
but you can't keep in time
With my ****ing beat
Speed up a little, feel the heat?
If you can't take it best move now
Cause in the end I'll win out
you think you'll win it out ?
you dont even know what this is about
im gonna win this, no doubt
then i want my paypout.
though it'll take time to knock you out
you should be kind of proud
still on my side is the crowd
i guess you need a bailout
wtf dont hate on me im just spectator :'( :'( :'(
dont fight pig
you're such a prick
need a kick ?
you should cry for medic
Man chill out
Take a joint and sit down
You really got so lame
Pretending you don't know my name
It's all over your "fame"
You are just fail
All you do is complain
But I can feel your pain
Quote from: NeoKiller on January 12, 2012, 06:42:54 PM
dont fight pig
you're such a prick
need a kick ?
you should cry for medic
y so mean to me :'( :'(
Quote from: KillerPig on January 12, 2012, 06:43:49 PM
Quote from: NeoKiller on January 12, 2012, 06:42:54 PM
dont fight pig
you're such a prick
need a kick ?
you should cry for medic
y so mean to me :'( :'(
"dont fight pig"
I was defending you wtf lol
It's just that ur pig
a tasty prick
we'd break a brick
just to eat some meat.
Too bad I gotta go
I saw some nice flow though
next time we continiue the show
the amateurs will watch and grow
right now they are really slow
they need a bigger ego
we so mean to ye
cos you look like a pea
and as far as i can see
all pigs are scared off a bee
(i so bad at rhyming :D )
i drink pee :D
so does me
I'll miss you bro
you are my ho
i cand do my show
without you here keeping up the flow..
[byee neo ;P]
oh look the sea
Amg ! You can c?
I thot i ate u gee..
i like to drink tea.
like a G
tost is three
and he says wee
aw! my eyes! I cant see
wont even pay my fee
its a fail scene
that all you say is pee!
But what is PI?!
penis
Now you said it Alice!..
malice in wonderland...
thunder fan!!
Sitting here while watching wwe
waiting for jersey shore tuning on mtv
relaxing and eating my dinner, beef and broccoli
hold up wait a minutes, i'm sorry.
y'all killed it, Casey Anthony.
i like pony
Lil wayne a millie acapella (UNCENSORED) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4fTAi3RTRE#)
Pig is a Candy Ass Jabronie.
z sticks macaroni
up his bologna...
ass with a pony
He's getting horny
We can't stay homy
His wife is a pony :o
Rhyming the same words only, just like a faf
But you're solely a phony who's never even rapped
BURNN
ryime lol
hi