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6.25 ft 190.5cm

WE LOVE YOU!   KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. 

I WILL DEDICATE A SWAN SONG TO YOU!  I'll miss you brotha  stay positive and kill that university shitz   

Mat you're so fabulous that Basegod sacrifices his bitches to you! They tried making a porno with you, but your abs were so shiny they couldn't even film in the dark. You can't rhyme mat without fap! Bruh you brought kenny back into BC, the Superbowl half time show is dedicated to you! Bruh you cured swine flu with your tear drop in the public water supply. Any item you buy in boutcheetah instantly becomes priceless, rare and untradable. Allie tried banning you one time, but your perfect grammar post reflected her attack and banned herself. YOU GO IN DRY BRUH BUT LEAVE THE  OCEAN WET! You inspired me to finish my mixtape. I almost dropped out of high school just to have more time to hear your dope rhymes on Skype. You turn the hardest man gay for you. Chuck Norris wishes he had that fire.

Quote from: Materger on March 24, 2015, 10:50:49 PM

Quote from: leapman on March 24, 2015, 10:25:44 PM
Materger is so awesome he could support an entire Guatemalan family with his single UNI-BROW! Materger is so awesome he got a platinum membership card at taco bell and his own private city bus. When Materger farts he cleanses the environment and stops global warming. Materger is so smooth I had to sacrifice my bitch before being in his presence. Materger doesn't read books, books read to him. They tried making a statue of Materger, but they couldn't find a stone hard enough for his abs. Materger is the only person I'll give my top spot to in EGK.

Oh Mr. Leampman. You're my inspiration for even making this battle, our battles with Nep and all of my chokes. I remember how you told me, "Yo mat hold it down I got him dude" and you rekt nep to a whole new planet dude. I can't even begin to understand how I'm feeling within, when I think about you. I think of babies who should be named after you, I think about how when I have a son, you'll be his godfather. I think about the future and how it means nothing without your presence. You said my farts clean the earth? Well guess what? I learned how to fart just to make you laugh because you're a great guy with beautiful eyes and thighs so many muscles, I thought you were born in high def. I bet you don't even workout, I bet when you walk into a gym, 100 personal trainers grab you and make you move the machines like you were powered by batteries.You sacrificed your girl huh? Well I brought her back from the dead just because I wanted to. Make you smile more because really my life's a bore and when I see you smile it gives my life new meaning.The whole reason I even made my name was because of you. The "M" stands for that man who made me grow as a better person and.... that man was you....

Oh Materger, when you blink blind man see, when you think wise man plead. You're beautiful that Allie and Selene sent you a their picture as thanks for being alive. Cooky sent you toe nail pictures with your name studded in diamond upon them. When you wink at women babies are born in meadows surrounded by fluffy bunnies. Materger you're so awesome, that when you speak nept has perfect English. Materger's so handsome that  Medchill has a shrine of you in his bed room.

Materger is so awesome he could support an entire Guatemalan family with his single UNI-BROW! Materger is so awesome he got a platinum membership card at taco bell and his own private city bus. When Materger farts he cleanses the environment and stops global warming. Materger is so smooth I had to sacrifice my bitch before being in his presence. Materger doesn't read books, books read to him. They tried making a statue of Materger, but they couldn't find a stone hard enough for his abs. Materger is the only person I'll give my top spot to in EGK.

Quote from: spiderstar on March 22, 2015, 01:00:07 AM
This thread makes me feel like I should be concerned about cultists inhabiting BC....

You're one funny cat. Where have you been? EGK 4 Lyfe Bruh!

Quote from: mo9 on March 21, 2015, 10:47:03 PM
ok so egk isnt really a theme sorry leap
here you go hur
this isnt amazing  , but heh i'm kinda rusty (went waay over the top with the smudge imo) 

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Who doesn't know EGK?  EGK the wasteland/heaven of BC.

Quote from: qolderman on March 21, 2015, 04:57:52 PM
you should write a book and name it "how to talk with women"

Yes.

#EGKHISTORY

EGK theme.

Quote from: onyx on March 21, 2015, 03:53:50 PM

#TOORARE

Tip*

If you send messages daily to a girl, she doesn't respond, but seen them, get the clue that she doesn't like or want to talk to you. She doesn't want to be rude or mean so she left you on seen. 


When you're talking to women don't have the expectation of sex, instead talk to them as if they were your potential friend. A lot of men choke when talking to women, or run out of topics to talk about because of this. Talk about things you like, who knows she might like the same stuff. But make it clear you want more than friendships though. STOP THINKING ABOUT SEX!!!

Don't be a "Lonely Wolf" if you know what I mean. 


#VeryPowerfulEGKmessage

You've been EGK blessed my child.

#longlivelamp