[Raykion]

Note: This thread is not for retards like S, and Sainomi. This is not the Spam section, get some effin' sense into your brainless heads.


Another very famous Off-Topic thread from BOTS!!.
This game, consists in various members posting to create a random story with only 3 words. The story must be at least 2 posts long, but of course, the longer the story, the funnier it gets. Then the person who finishes the story must start a new one.


Example:

User1:
I went outisde

User2:
Alone at nigth

User3:
And got raped.


I went home..

User4:
Felt really weird

User5:
Then I farted.


I drank milk...


Etc, etc.
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I guess I'll start.


I bought cake...

[Iridion]

and ate it

[Yz]

and threw remains

[GavinGill]

At V1's face.

[Str8F335h]

which was actually

[kev453]

Made of Iron.

[Yz]

but then a

[Polar Bear]

piece of crap

[kev453]

From a Sumo.

[Sniper]

Came out of....

[geko100]

nowhere and it

[Meteor]

started talking about

[iwasbobo]

pie because it

[Rossbach]

hates pies so

[Sniper]

hates pies so

Then Beserker sees...

[Bounty]

hes mini weenie

[Rossbach]

In Bounty's ***

[Bounty]

and his dad's

is rossbach and

[Rossbach]

Bouty is at

[Bounty]

next door party

[LiquidChaos]

so rossbach was

mad at bounty

[Meta]

a gun and

[Iridion]

ate it until

[Meta]

max came in

[LiquidChaos]

max came in

and farted everything

[Sainomi]

Then Killed Everyone.

[Meta]

Next day came

[iwasbobo]

decided to drink

[LiquidChaos]

iris blood with

[Iridion]

davy's brown poop

[LiquidChaos]

mecha's blood so

iri at it

[Bounty]

with lights poop

[Meta]

and bounty's pee

[Bounty]

mixed together with

[Str8F335h]

funky robot chocolate

[Iridion]

aka more poop

[Bounty]

with a little

[Bounty]

umm do we restart this since ^ he just mess this up?

[Meta]

with a little

cocaine and it

[Str8F335h]

made lone happy

[Meta]

and it made iri

[LiquidChaos]

and it made iri

iri because iri

[Meta]

a loser who

[LiquidChaos]

a loser who

wannabe iridium

[Meta]

iridum went and

[Raykion]

went to sleep.

New story (Damn, this one was long.)

Optimism got robbed

[Meta]

and opti ran

[Polar Bear]

and ate pie

Yes, yes..

[Meta]

later he met

[Rossbach]

Ross and a

[Sync]

wifey that liked

[zomniethe4]

Zom'z rumble skills

[S]

i am crap

[Sync]

Zom'z rumble skills

then he saw

[Meta]

then he saw

cookies under a

[S]

giant mosters legs

[Meta]

who stepped on

[firejetsam]

bobo's weenie,then

[Meta]

gavin lime green's..

[Kevin]

**** that Allie

[Meta]

/requesting end story #2

[kev453]

at this game

[Polar Bear]

eat some pie.