the 1% man.  its not fair in real life or in game but its real .-.

Quote from: JetSurge on August 07, 2014, 07:30:50 PM
Skateboard wheels not included....................lol.....

Unlimited supply of public bus passes

its only for the magic school bus

unlimited suppy of STDs

Quote from: Thornz on August 07, 2014, 12:26:51 PM

Quote from: kulvinder on August 07, 2014, 09:06:41 AM
I think RT3 armour will be released,last raid map would be fixed and new pvp and bvb maps and maybe  the factions update.
I guess the next thing they will work on is making an mini game app of BC.

Lmao don't forget world peace while you're dreaming...

Quote from: FalseProphet on August 05, 2014, 04:03:38 AM
Wether it comes or not, leave the kids to dream;).

Quote from: JustRK on August 07, 2014, 12:27:41 PM
the stones are located in your kidneys and you live a miserable life of pain

unlimited supply of vintage comic books

well that just got dark.

but you don't know how to read and you're color blind.

unlimited supply of money

A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini.
The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming, he wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had.
His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Dave.
"Dave who?"
Dave slowly starts to weep as he realises his mothers alzheimers has gotten worse.

How do you make a plumber cry?


Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?


Why was the little boy crying?


Why was 6 afraid of 7?


A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"


What's worse than a worm in your apple?

A man walks into a bar.





His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Quote from: JetSurge on August 07, 2014, 03:32:54 AM
Each car is reported stolen no matter how old it is.

Unlimited supply of three month old jugs of milk.

you're lactose intolerant, even tho you still probably wouldn't drink it.

Unlimited supply of e cig liquid

Quote from: Thornz on August 07, 2014, 02:33:52 AM

Quote from: Pokeh on August 06, 2014, 11:17:44 PM
In business settings, connections can get you further than a degree. Having both can benefit you well. But again, your final gpa doesn't mean **** in the real world if you don't plan on going to grad school.

Very true.

I'm trying to maintain my 4.0 for med school, if I wind up continuing with my plan of going into radiology. 1 semester down, and so far so good, lol. We'll see how it goes though. I'm thinking my classes will get harder once I transfer out of my CC into a 4-year...

damn a 4.0? good luck bro best of wishes

except ur dead

unlimited supply of zinc

Quote from: ghostkid17 on August 06, 2014, 07:53:11 PM
But they malfunction and destroy all humans.

Unlimited priceless super rare toys.

but everyone else in the world is dead so they're worthless.

unlimited opportunities at everything

Quote from: optisum1 on August 06, 2014, 07:45:27 PM

Quote from: Cooky on August 06, 2014, 07:43:42 PM
that's not how it works u guys you are supposed to pick an item that you have an unlimited supply of

lets try again


unlimited supply of balloons

fill em up with unlimited helium

unlimited supply of cocain

but you cant sell it

Quote from: Cooky on August 06, 2014, 07:43:42 PM
that's not how it works u guys you are supposed to pick an item that you have an unlimited supply of

lets try again


unlimited supply of balloons

oh lol oops.

but you cant inflate them.

unlimited supply of potatoes

Quote from: Cooky on August 06, 2014, 07:29:36 PM
only topping Is anchovies

u get unlimited cookies

instead of chocolate chips they're prunes.

you're immune to every disease / virus

yz wai must we have these shitty people posting these shitty things on these forums .-.

Stay on topic guys, chill out. I have the perfect thing for ya