[S]

put something in, something comes out


I.E.
I put in a doughnut

[S]

I.E.

You get homer from Simpsons.

[firejetsam]

lulz my bro played this on another forum



*puts in 1 giga*

[S]

u get a piece of dirt

i put in a cigar

[firejetsam]

A dragon comes out,it wants to be the only smoker in town  



I put in a rat

[S]

u get snooki

i put in jwoww

[firejetsam]

Idk what that is,so,Ima say...


Mista herpes comes out and latches onto you forever 

[Styx]

i put in tennis balls

[Rossbach]

Chuck noris comes out and roundhouse kick's you.

I put in air.

[firejetsam]

A avalanche comes out.


Puts in 50$

[Pokeh]

You get a gey handjob.

I put in 3 loonies and two quarters.

[zulu202]

They didn't fit.

I put in Super special fried rice

[GavinGill]

You get nothing - this vending machines doesn't take rice.

I put in a can of Coke.

[Omegawolf]

A vending machine came out.

I put in gavin's mom

[GavinGill]

And I came out. =D

I put in my vending machine.

[Styx]

and out came a coke can

I put in a sausage

[S]

u get a hotdog..?

i put in lotion

[Bounty]

u get a hotdog..?

i put in lotion

you get baby oil.


I put in a shoe.

[Milk]

You get a foot.

I put in..... THE FUTUREEE :O

[GavinGill]

Nothing comes out, you have no future.

I put in a dime and three nickels.

[iwasbobo]

You get a woodie. Anyone see that on that one show that I forget the name of? =O

I put in Bobo.

[LiquidChaos]

you get a guy on the internet

i put in pikacu

[GavinGill]

Unlike Ash, you get Raichu. He was to stupid to not use the Thunderstone in Season 1.

I put in 5 whole dollars.

[LiquidChaos]

You get nothing back.

I put in my keyboard.

[Omegawolf]

You get a dead hooker.

I put in chuck norris

[GavinGill]

You get a roundhouse kick.

I put in the Old Spice guy.

[Omegawolf]

You get a long entertaining story about how he wrestled 500 bears with one arm just because he smelt like old spice.

I put in the head of the old spice guy.

[GavinGill]

You get our 147th king.

I put in diamonds.

[Milk]

You get cheap, fake, dollar store crap.

I put in my glass of milk

[Bounty]

You get a dead cow.


I put in coke.

[Optimism]

You get a dead cow.


I put in coke.

You get chub luvin'

I put in Matt's pubic hair.

[Omegawolf]

out pops opti's ex girlfriend

I put in Mr.T

[Milk]

You get Mr.Pee

I put in -$100

[zamel]

u get a hoooker for an hour.

i put in 2 cents.

[Milk]

The Machine gets mad at the ammount of money
you put in, and it ate you.

I put in the Dignity of the guy above me

[Rossbach]

He had no dignity so you get noting.

I put in Wifey.

[Milk]

You get Knifey in the Buttie

I put in a nuclear bomb.

[Rossbach]

It explodes and there is no more vending machine.


/End of game.

GG

[Milk]

I Aggree. Gg.

[Bounty]

It explodes and there is no more vending machine.


/End of game.

GG

Gosh......................Way to kill the game...............Dammit Ross you always ruin the fun.

[Styx]

It explodes and there is no more vending machine.


I put my pen0r in

out came nothin.

I put in 9999999 gigas

[LiquidChaos]

You get 1k coins.

I put in my table.

[Optimism]

You get 1k coins.

I put in my table.

Out popped 5 more vending machines all inter-connected with vending machine umbilical cords. Now, we get 5x OF EVERYTHING!!!

I put in George Bush.

[LiquidChaos]

Out popped 5 more vending machines all inter-connected with vending machine umbilical cords. Now, we get 5x OF EVERYTHING!!!

I put in George Bush.

You get an old president.


I put in poo.

[Rossbach]

You get Opti.

I put in mount Everest.

[Bounty]

You get Opti.

I put in mount Everest.

You get mount rushmore.

I put in Rossbach.

[LiquidChaos]

You get mount rushmore.

I put in Rossbach.

You get a homo.

I put in Bounty.

[GavinGill]

You get two very flamboyant men.

I put in an apple.

[LiquidChaos]

You get two very flamboyant men.

I put in an apple.

You get two apples back plus a banana.

I put in my pants.

[Omegawolf]

You get a Pterodactyl


I put in a legless midget wearing a bikini that's juggling invisible snowmen

[Milk]

You get a Pervert-Ish Personality.

I put in a (smiley face)

[Omegawolf]

You get punched by a drunken Irish hobo with a peg leg thats really another midget.

I put in Billy mays

[Bounty]

You get punched by a drunken Irish hobo with a peg leg thats really another midget.

I put in Billy mays

You get the oxy-clean soap.


I put in a school.

[LiquidChaos]

You get much homework.

I put in my sneakerrr

[Bounty]

you get a rip sandle.


i put in homework.

[LiquidChaos]

you get a rip sandle.


i put in homework.

You get more homework .

I put in a rip sandle .-.?

[Styx]

you get a broken vending machine

I put in a blue waffle

[Surgeypurgey]

you get a computer that has a blue waffle virus.

i put in a cookie

[Magnets]

You get a slap in the face.

I put in a PS3

[Xrow]

You get a picture of the dildo in your closet.

I put in Mag's tampons.

[Bounty]

You get a boyfriend.



I put in a bed.

[Xrow]

you get an annoying clone of yourself who is constantly pooping and yelling "MOM MOM MOM MAMA MAMA MAMA MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY"

I put in a bagel.

[Milk]

You get a bun.

I put in a GPS

[Surgeypurgey]

>:O, you get a computer thats broken.

I put in a cup of jello.

[Rossbach]

You get a cup of broccoli.

I put in Gavin.

[Surgeypurgey]

Gavin's mom came out.

I put in Rossbach.

[S]

u get xrow

i put in a fasxc

[Styx]

you get 2$

i put in a 6 sided die.

[7ehNoob]

you get an 8 sided die.

i put in that guy from The Hangover

[Styx]

u get a justin beiber hair cut

i put in a pantheras paltus.

[Surgeypurgey]

u get a justin beiber hair cut

i put in a pantheras paltus.

u get pink panther.

i put in a double rainbow

Whoa, that's a full rainbow all the way

Double rainbow, oh my God, double rainbow

It's a double rainbow all the way...damn
It's a double rainbow all the way...damn, oh my God
What does this mean? It's so bright, so vivid

Double rainbow, double rainbow, it's so intense (tense)

What does this mean? It's startin to even look like a triple rainbow

That's a whole rainbow, man, ahhhh!

Double rainbow all the way 'cross the sky

Yeah, Yeeeeaaaaah, so intense

Double rainbow all the way 'cross the sky

Wow, wow, oh my God, look at that rainbow

[Styx]

Out comes a coke can

I put in a piece of grass

[Surgeypurgey]

Out comes a coke can

I put in a piece of grass

u get a lawn mower.

i put in a bag of chips

[Rossbach]

You get potatoes.

I put in myself.

[Surgeypurgey]

You get potatoes.

I put in myself.

Rossbash's mom came out.


I put in BoutCheetah.

[Rossbach]

Rossbash's mom came out.


I put in BoutCheetah.

You come out.

I put in Surgeypurgey.

[Styx]

You get nothing

I put in a b

[Surgeypurgey]

You get nothing

I put in a b

you get a c.

i put in my mom.

[Rossbach]

you get a c.

i put in my mom.

Your new brother just born came out.

I put in a penny.

[Styx]

You get barack obama.

I put in 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Pennys

[Surgeypurgey]

You get barack obama.

I put in 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Pennys

You get a penny.

I put in Optimism.

[Styx]

You get Realism.

I put in 

[Surgeypurgey]

You get Realism.

I put in 

You get a

I put in a

[Styx]

you get 

I put in

[Rossbach]

You get Billy Mays.

I put in Sham wow guy.

[Surgeypurgey]

You get Billy Mays.

I put in Sham wow guy.

You get the ShamWow guy to get a SlapC.ock and he slapped the SlapC.ock on your d.ick.

I put in Chuck Norris doing a roundhouse kick.