once in a blue moon when kenny goes to community college kenny spanks pokeh so hard he doesnt have much knowledge zirak left crying when there was no more porridge mr. neokiller raged when he had no storage toast got thrown off the edge all my life i would always eat toast, i pledged. to find me a good girl, and she said --- oh my you look tired, let me put you to bed let me piss on ur head and kick your teeth in and so she did, and later gave toast head let me take my medsssssssss toast became very red im so popular, some random toast read. then toast became very sad and then came allie in a rampaging tread and punched hawk's lead yo, yo i like bread said ted i dont know what neo just said because you have no brain in your head so meet me in the back of my shed k then I'll just go to bed to sell some rare and illegal bred Hawk thinks he is the best he thinks he can beat the rest even tho he cant pass a single test with his small chest wearing a vest covered in sweat but large hairy breasts looks like he is a pest living in his nestle chest and getting everything all messed he becomes very stressed they say that's his interest to fuck shit up, man hes restless i think he needs arrest because of the stolen nest yoshi protest god bless america; he shout like the rest the man who got hair on his chest ef all pig, and ef all triks, cuz we dinos be da best. prove it with a quest to satisfy the rest with such a zest and show that ur best rawr yoshi is bad like the rest i set the bar, pewp-ba-ar but toast is the best even tho hes younger than the rest but poke is jelly of the best Just forget about the rest, Toast will rip out ur flesh. Don't consider yourself as a guest. Motherfucker, I just took a shit on ur chest. poke who started this thread is better than the rest but that doesnt rhyme Calm down, it's not a crime. It is if you're missing the rhyme bitch my piss tastes like lemon lime But that piss is mine shut the hell up fool and get in line i dont want to hear u whine Did u guys not notice the sign. "Do NOT piss in my backyard, mofos". y'all fakes cuz that sign's mine. yo hoe, pour me some wine make sure its that badass sparkly kind The kind that messes with your mind It sure is fine, but I remember you stole it from your neighbour, who lives in no. 9. and dont trip up the v.i.p line; cuz damn girl dat ass is miine, not your, so stop trippin up the doors fuck the doors they're all like whores.. They open up to everyone.. fuck man... these shitty rhymes are making my head sore Bitch, you better drop that gun. everyone who's got bling, yet can't even sing so chase money nigga why chose hoes?? they ain't even on me till my neck got frozee get more organized newfags. There once was a muffet who had a buffet That shuffled.. dude speak up, all i hear is a muffle life is such a tuffle C'mon, let's SHUFFLE!! Just walking by, not asking for trouble You should just stop that mumble.. i see a bumble bee I have the key, let's try it out and see. How its goin to be OH WEEE shut up pussy stop being so nosey climbin up in my hosey cuz c, i got the whole alphabet named after me after you? i mean bitch please Its all because of me Ur name must be big, g I'm suprised, you haven't noticed me. you dont even know you c.. It all started with Dii Dii, you say. You rap in the ghettoway. It's all you can say Im pretty sure this started as a game. If you wanna rap, hey go be lame. You just jelly of my fame. anti u bring us shame gtfo ur too lame talkin about shame, do you even have a name Pig you know youre a pain. But you being like this? It just aint the same. You shouldnt fill pig with more shame Yeah i know but thats my game claiming you've got game is like claming you've got any fame You are all just the same. L.A.M.E It aint like your not the same joyriding; thinking we're all insanne playin with pain Then, in anger, i threw a crane @ pigs non existent brain Man I think you cracked his crane , poor jake No worries cause i can fix it with a rake. Good, because my socks smell like steak. Man, again? Dude give us all a break come along and be a freak My nose is turning into a beak. Oh can I take a peek? Sure, but be careful, it really does reek. Then I'll take a pic. Post it on facebook like a freak retweet! Like a geek why dont we tweet incest; roll down your socks girl i like dem feet; I think we should split, it's not fun to meet Comes with a fee Bigger than a bee What me? what? are you going wee? I think i have to agree we're not high are we? Nope i do as i please except when you sneeze Really? Controlling that is a breeze that goes under ur skirt and makes you freeze This is the last from me, gonna catch some z's fine go n' jizz I put more holes in pig than swiss cheese. z smells like a fresh sneeze and he likes to drink my pee...s ye i will freeze him llike a beam playing it through like wu-tang's c.r.e.a.m z looks like charlie sheen i think i hurt my spleen i win over here i win over there sheen machine is beaming his lime light This is getting tight hey z lets fight ill beat ur ass tonight oh wait thats right ur just too uptight You just lost your sight watching the light cause youre not even right tupac in the motherfucker swagga so tight dont need no light get ready to watch me ignite uve never seen shit this bright so put on your darkest shades and look in they abyss i see something in nothingness; if you could picture this god damn i have to piss i think my snakes about to hiss this is cool, a pig's 'bout ta -- --feel da bliss~ ignorance is a bliss; i just came to shit and pick up this blunt to take a hit. but then i really had to spit. I see no flow how about you quit ? I heard about you; dude you're a mit naaah girl that just doesnt fit I'm so advanced, yall kiddies are intermediate!! you should request a physician, see your just so immediate oh yea bro oh yea Yo iri I love ur booty So sexy It's gettin smexy my name is lexy drive a taxi while chillin in the galaxy while popping Ecstasy windows live messenger seems to be your epiphany poke is a noob and smells like a chim-en-y listening to Kid Cudi living for symphony. mister z, had an epiphany he saw himself getting shat on by allie while these hoes are dressing trashy while we stay fly and dressing up classy you are so flashy you judge us so harshly My rhymes accelerate with velocity oh yea bro oh yea I'm even more awesome this year No neo ur a fucking queer Get ur ass over here And get me some beer OoooooOOOooooooOOooOo Don't call me queer i see your tear cause im better than you like every year ? the chicks do only cheer because im so awesome you bear do you hear ? Bitch pls I'll bite off ur ear Lay off bro or I'll stick a pole up ur rear you wanna bite off my ear, are you gay ? dont attack me else you'll pay. i'll push you off the bay and all I gonna say is...this made my day Okay I'll cook ur ass inna fillet Fish and shrimp and all that shnay All in all, it's been a good day Just keep ur stupid ass away pig we're so fucking pro we dont care 'bout those rappers of the ghetto we have our own flow the other people dont know they'e small and need to grow to be on top like we are we go to a vip bar with our fast 1 million car we fuck hot bitches there yea the world is unfair but we absolutely dont care. i really feel like eating a pear mister z is a fat bear i shed some tears did someone hurt ur ears Find a new rhyme The other one is wasting my time what ya say, you want some lime no, because i prefer slime no I want to commit a crime stupid bitches ur all mine lets make this a pantomime ragetime poke owes me a fine cuz hes mine C-C-COMBO BREAKER ^ This was a crime. no Slow I kill you with a bow no triky said no he is a hoe who is a slow no nono say the triky who is hoe i am cool so i said no said triky who is hoe no yoyo im am triky, no? i am a hoe i say no no yoyo im triky and im a hoe look at my toe they are yellow like my bow that i wear on my toe because im a hoe True. True. woo woo here comes the poo yes its true the poo shit in toilet; woo! amg where is Winnie the pooh i am a foo YOUUUU SOULJA BOI UP IN DEY HOE yo i have a toe it is yellow and im a hoe ye ima hoe with a yellow ass toe bitch gtfo im no hoe imma just a dude with a yello toe blow harder pig, cuz you suck bro! and if this keeps up, then i ain't rappin' no mo' you wassup gay bro u a hoe in the snow nono u a hoe 6 more weeks of winter when you blow me, row me, throw me across the floor slamming my face in the wall through the door down the hall left of the corridor then i send you home on a $5 whore Get on my level, so I can give you a shovel, help you dig your grave when I kick you in the face What's your level, Oh nada pshh go cry to your momma, gugugaga I go hard! Yo, I got one question man, tell me who next, This nigga salt like the nigga done get it the best, See I’m the best maaaayne, I did it. (Longest Pause Ever) Yeah, I’m a let you know who the best, by the hour, He’s like Rosie O’Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower, It ain’t nothing to me man, I keep it fo’ real, Look at his dental man, with… dent on the grill, See, I’m the best, I told you that, this dude like that, He ran then from the cat, no, I messed up, But I’m a stay on top they told me man, But you know man, I’m never gon’ flop, look at this dude, He need to stay in the shade, ain’t no wonder why he came out, He already in the gay parade, I told you man, I got you, Roasted like ever you dont know, but my rhymes, They straight up clever, so you step down, off the pedastle. I’m the best mayne, you need to go.. to the fuckin’ dental. I said “friggin,” yo. i like chicken bro i said that you's a hoee poke isn't a pokemaster bro aint gotta be the master if i can blast all y'all with my 6 man legendary emerald team. shit you'd dream of. put whipping cream over. make it seem like your life was over. pew pewww why you always gotta qew qewww cuz i cry when everyone can beat you I'm gonna beat you like the nazi did to the jew now im gonna lay down and watch Hangover 2