[Insert Whale here] Hi, I am here to introduce myself, My introduction is pretty long so you can look at the index
For good readers, There is a code somewhere in my text very whale hidden... Like a piece of fish in my teeth... if you PM me the code you will get a surprise
You can skip chapters if you want...
Index
1. Introduction
2. My Bout Story
3. What I like.
4. What I don't like
5. FAQ
6. Err... the End...
Whale, Whale, Whale... So, Where was I... Oh, Yeah, My introduction.
.___. My forum name is Whale and my game name is iWhale, I am 1.4 Whale years old, so I am a baby whale... Despite my young age I know 3 different languages... Spanish (Hola amigo!), English and, of course, Whaleish (MOOOOOO)...
[You can skip this]
.___. I used to play BOTS (hehe... butts) but in 2010, As you know, Playdom bought the company and well, You know, They are Disney's subsidiary... You know what they do when they buy stuff...
then, a pretty boring day I started to look servers for BOTS... or... Bout... or... Whatever...
I found 2! Pretty much like, the bad one and the good one... Like the two factions... Like alliance and Horde... Like... Whale... I think you got it.
I called all my friends and I told them of this wonderful opportunity of playing BOTS again!
One of them Started to download both servers, To have the game first and... Whale... Level up faster.
So, The next morning I received a call... from the friend I told you... and he said that his Russian antivirus detected a Trojan horse in the Evolution's Client! [insert music here] So, the horse was hard to kill but he did it... (Scan everything you download)
Then we downloaded cheetah and blah blah blah
.___. Im a pretty boring Whale...
.___. I like:
-Fishes
-Plankton
-Whales
- Sticking my tail out of the water and slapping it on water's surface
-Skyhopping
-Narwhals (swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion cuz they are so awesome)
.___. I don't like
-Factories
-Fish hunters
-Whale hunters
-Animal hunters
-Vampire hunters
-Ghost hunters
-Best Pie Ever hunters
-Musician hunters
-Dessert hunters
-The hunting game (a book)
-And, of course, Broccoli
F.A.Q! .___.
Q- Can you please stop making the .___. Face, For gods sake!?
A- .___. Can you stop breathing for gods sake?
Q- I see you are a whale, But Why is your Bot dressed as a Shark?
A- .___. I pretend to be a shark to scare Whale hunters.
Q- Do you love me?
A- .___. Of course I do.
Q- What is the code for the surprise?
A- THE CODE IS ".___. I love iWhale" !
Q- Can you please stop talking?
A- .___. As you can see, I am not talking, I am writing.
Q- Then can you please stop writing?
A- .___. Nope.
Q- How old are you?
A- .___. 1.4 Whale years
Q- I meant in human years!!
A- .___.14 human years...
Q- Why are you making this introduction so long?
A- .___. Because I want you to suffer
Q- Can you end this, Please?
A- .___. Yes, I can, But I don't want to.
Q- Do you hate humans?
A- .___. No, I don't hate humans, I hate hunters...
Q- I am going to quit this interview
A- .___. That is not a question
Q- What kind of music do you like?
A- .___.Rock, Rap, Nu-Metal and Whale songs...
Q-What kind of music do you hate?
A- .___. Music deserves no hate... Except for you little biever bast***
*technical issues*
That's all for today, Check out more on tomorrow's Show...
Background guy- I HATE WHALES!!
Can someone Tase that guy!?
Hi whale I'm Lithium.
welcome :3.
I cant find the code :(. Welcome tho.
...intresting.
Now, tell me young lad, er, whale, do you posess an iDevice which has the ability to communicate via text?
If you do then .__________________. Look a whale.
Hi, enjoy your stay and, if there's anything you want to ask, there's a slim chance i'd know.
Loljk hf.
Oh Hullo Im KiraTheGreat My Sigs Lie XD Welcome to boutcheetah u should scan evo ull be suprised...
welcome. i hope you have fun playing :P
hi
Welcome to Boutcheetah!
.___. Lithium won the prize! Yaaay!... I am so happy .___.
.___. Thank you guys...
Quote from: Santa on December 19, 2011, 10:58:54 PM
welcome. i hope you have fun playing :P
perfecto gramo
'ello, i'm a gramps.
.___. Can i be your best friend? i love whales :D
Welcome to Boutcheetah Whale :D... im LT.Surge pls enjoy this wonderful server of BOTS except that ugly ponies(****)
Quote from: Gramps on December 20, 2011, 09:05:54 AM
'ello, i'm a gramps.
Just a note, avoid this man at all costs. He has a reputation to harpoon whales. I seen him on that show that stops the whale killers, and guess which side he's on? 8)
^^He installs cameras in your bedroom.
Quote from: Gramps on December 20, 2011, 01:53:01 PM
^^He installs cameras in your bedroom.
and bathrooms ;)
.___. I love iWhale.
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Hey, although your intro here is a bit skeptical, I'll say; Welcome Whale, into the territory of the BOTS. Have fun with transformation and avoid viruses ;]
I'm Yoshi91, a dino.
You are my favorite person in the whole wide world. Long live whale ._____. moo
That was by far the best intro I've ever read... I have a newfound respect for whales... Welcome to BC!
Wow am I really the only person who thinks this is the most annoying stuff ever? Regardless, welcome :l
Quote from: KillerPig on December 20, 2011, 08:24:14 PM
Quote from: Yoshi91 on December 20, 2011, 02:14:28 PM
I'm Yoshi91, a SNAIL.
Yep
RAGEE
DINO DINO DINO DINO DINO DINO DINO AWESOME CLUMP PWRZ DINO!!
Quote from: Yz on December 20, 2011, 08:28:41 PM
Wow am I really the only person who thinks this is the most annoying stuff ever? Regardless, welcome :l
Sorry if you dont like my whale face, Sorry If I am anoying to you... I will try to stop making the little whale face if you dont like it... Stop reading because i need to do something
Dont read this
.___. Told you...
I meant your whole whale persona.
Quote from: Yz on December 20, 2011, 08:38:30 PM
I meant your whole whale persona.
Aww... Well... I can change(i wont)... I can try not talking at you...
Dang it, I already did!
/Late Hai and welcome to BC.
Narwhals (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc#ws)
Quote from: Rossbach on December 20, 2011, 08:56:14 PM
/Late Hai and welcome to BC.
Narwhals (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc#ws)
i keep listening to it for some reason.
Welcome whale, I'd like to invite you to be my lunch, I mean.. to have lunch with me ofcourse!
IGN: Dedication.
I hope you remember my request for you to be on my toast. >:D
No hate on iWhale this my favorite whale. No hate .____. PL0X