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Other => Spam => Topic started by: Santa on March 13, 2012, 12:33:06 AM

Title: lol @ my call with paypal
Post by: Santa on March 13, 2012, 12:33:06 AM
It was about a dispute from someone for $12.50.  I ended up losing the dispute automatically for some reason, so I called them and asked why..

Here is a general log of what took place:

*PayPal Support Mean Black Guy - Thank you for calling PayPal.  May I have your first and last name?
*Me - Kenneth Bullock
*PayPal support mean black guy - Thanks Kenneth, how may I help you today?
*Me - Someone named Amy ***** disputed a transaction for 12.50, which was a 3 month membership subscription for the game we run.
*PayPal support mean black guy - That's the reason why it was automatically reversed, PayPal does not cover digital goods.  We only cover physical goods, that have the proper shipment information.
*Me - So... I've never had a dispute where I did not get to enter my feedback.
*PayPal support mean black guy - That's because this was a bank reversal, and the bank said the buyer's account was closed before the date of this transaction.
*Me - So why Did it show Completed on the day of the transaction?!?!?!?!
*PayPal support mean black guy - Hang on, let me check that out - (puts me on hold for 30 minutes)
*Me - La Lalalalala la la la la la crappy elevator music
*PayPal support mean black guy - Sorry for the wait Kenneth, this must have been a PayPal error, as we were unable to find the reason why it showed completed.
*Me - So doesn't that mean I am covered then, because under your Terms of Service, it states any transaction errors that happen before a dispute is filed by the bank or customer, PayPal will not take the money from your account.
*PayPal support mean black guy - Let me check that out (hold for 10 minutes)
*Me - La lalalalalalalallaalalallalala crappy elevator music
*PayPal support mean black guy - Let me transfer you to a dispute specialist regarding this issue.
*Me - Okay, thank you for your wonderful support (with obvious sarcasm in the tone)
*PayPal support nice lady - Hello Kenneth, what are you calling about today (SHE DID NOT KNOW SHIT ABOUT WHAT I TOLD BLACK GUY SO FAR)
*Me - (in a sad voice) I explained to the lady how hard it is trying to collect money from a website with the amount of disputes we have to go through.
*PayPal support nice lady - I completely understand, I can see the amount of disputes you have had in the past year.
*PayPal support nice lady - I can however offer you a one time complimentary reversal on PayPal's decision, which will add the $12.50 back into your account.
*Me - (in a shocked voice) Really?  No-one has ever offered me that type of resolution.
*PayPal support nice lady - You are very welcome, have a nice day. (phone call ends)
*Me - TROLOLOLOLOL
Title: Re: lol @ my call with paypal
Post by: JustRK on March 13, 2012, 12:54:00 AM
It took me a lot longer than that to dispute my pay pal debit master card .____.

why couldn't I be transferred to a nice customer support lady  :'(
Title: Re: lol @ my call with paypal
Post by: KillerPig on March 13, 2012, 12:55:09 AM
oh kenny u are funny guy eh?
Title: Re: lol @ my call with paypal
Post by: Santa on March 13, 2012, 02:06:53 AM
Quote from: KillerPig on March 13, 2012, 12:55:09 AM
oh kenny u are funny guy eh?

i try to be
Title: Re: lol @ my call with paypal
Post by: KillerPig on March 13, 2012, 04:25:58 PM
want to try something really funny??

give me dark meto on all my accounts and lets test out how funny it will be when everyone sees!
Title: Re: lol @ my call with paypal
Post by: Toast on March 13, 2012, 09:34:03 PM
Quote from: KillerPig on March 13, 2012, 04:25:58 PM
want to try something really funny??

give me dark meto on all my accounts and lets test out how funny it will be when everyone sees!

ok i guess scenario

pig: hi allie can i have dark meto on all my accounts
allie: no
pig: *asks kenny*
kenny: ok sure whatever u want

:D
Title: Re: lol @ my call with paypal
Post by: KillerPig on March 13, 2012, 10:31:12 PM
no kenny suk

he wouldnt let me buy dark meto for 18 dolla  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(