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Other => Spam => Topic started by: lnwZa on September 30, 2010, 05:18:17 PM

Title: Assumption Song Lyrics
Post by: lnwZa on September 30, 2010, 05:18:17 PM
There once was a farmer who lived on a rock,
He sat in the meadows just shaking his
Fist at the boys who were down by the crick,
Their feet in the water, their hands on their
marbles, and playthings, and at half past four,
Came a young lady she looked like a
Pretty young creature, she sat on the grass,
She lifted her skirt and showed them her
Rumples and laces, and white fluffy duck,
She said she was learning a new way to
Bring up her children so they would not spit,
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
Refuse and litter, from yesterday's hunt,
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock,
He looked like a man with a sizeable
Home in the meadows, with a big fence out front,
And if he asked nicely she'd show him her
Little pet dog who was subject to fits,
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
Small, tender hands with a movement so quick,
And then she'd bend over and suck on his
Candy, so tasty, made from butterscotch,
And then he'd spread whip cream all over her
Cookies that she had left on her shelf,
If you think this is dirty, you can go **** yourself!

=D Epicest song ever.
Title: Re: Assumption Song Lyrics
Post by: Gramps on September 30, 2010, 05:30:26 PM
Made me and my wife LOL
Title: Re: Assumption Song Lyrics
Post by: SonicParadox on September 30, 2010, 06:30:30 PM
Quote from: lnwZa on September 30, 2010, 05:18:17 PM
There once was a farmer who lived on a rock,
He sat in the meadows just shaking his
Fist at the boys who were down by the crick,
Their feet in the water, their hands on their
marbles, and playthings, and at half past four,
Came a young lady she looked like a
Pretty young creature, she sat on the grass,
She lifted her skirt and showed them her
Rumples and laces, and white fluffy duck,
She said she was learning a new way to
Bring up her children so they would not spit,
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
Refuse and litter, from yesterday's hunt,
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock,
He looked like a man with a sizeable
Home in the meadows, with a big fence out front,
And if he asked nicely she'd show him her
Little pet dog who was subject to fits,
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
Small, tender hands with a movement so quick,
And then she'd bend over and suck on his
Candy, so tasty, made from butterscotch,
And then he'd spread whip cream all over her
Cookies that she had left on her shelf,
If you think this is dirty, you can go **** yourself!

=D Epicest song ever.
Newgrounds FTW.
Title: Re: Assumption Song Lyrics
Post by: lnwZa on October 06, 2010, 12:50:02 PM
I know, right? It's where we go for games, flash, and h*n*a* =D
Title: Re: Assumption Song Lyrics
Post by: firejetsam on October 07, 2010, 07:13:48 AM
You sir should stop watching p0rnz,it messes up ur mind :P
Title: Re: Assumption Song Lyrics
Post by: SonicParadox on October 07, 2010, 11:17:03 PM
Quote from: lnwZa on October 06, 2010, 12:50:02 PM
I know, right? It's where we go for games, flash, and h*n*a* =D
Hoorah for Hentai! :D