Warning: This will make you cringe
"In cringeworthy news coming out of Australia, a man decided it would be a good idea to stick a fork into his urethra."
Link to the story(There is an xray of the urethra, so if you're super sensitive to that type of thing don't click the link):
http://sourcefednews.com/man-sticks-fork-into-his-penis/ (http://sourcefednews.com/man-sticks-fork-into-his-penis/)
Seen worse.
(http://puu.sh/460uU.png)
:o
oh lord
ow
dats nasty
woah...
i will get nightmares over this. not lieing.
i saw that story, it linked to a few others ones where people fall on keys and they get jammes under their nails