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BILL & JIM
In the attack of the homeless
Bill and Jim went to the store to buy some shoes.They went to Walmart but they soon realized that they had size 21 feet! So then they tried to make their own shoes.Sadly their frankenstein looking shoes only ended up dismembering and fell apart.So they began to look for alternatives, and conducted a scientific study of shoe making products.Only to come up with what appeared to be bathroom soap, they didn't give up just yet!While studying, things started to become serious between Bill and Jim.Though they developed feeling for each other, it didn't get in the way of their plans, a shoe had to be made no matter what!Bill wept.As Bill wept, Jim was finding another material for the shoes which was cardboard.Bill no longer knew if his feelings for Jimm were true or if he was still loyal to his previous partner, KingSpore, regardless of his emotions a shoe had to be made!Meanwhile, a homeless man awoke to find his cardboard sign had gone missing.With the mass quantities of duct tape and staples they had, they began to put them together.It didn't change much, the shoes didn't work and a homeless man was very angry. they ended up becoming professional shoe makers for Nike and that's how I spent my summer vacation.or so I thought, a few days later a homeless man attacked me.He demanded new cardboard that contained the finest shoes in the entire world.The homeless man said something I'll never forget as he whispered into my ear, "Oh my"!In reaction I suddenly jump up and punch him in his Shocked ing mouth to send him back from where he had came.Bill then looks at me and says, "wait I know this man, that was... Kingspore!", he then fainted.Then I send my assassins to assassinate JIM but JIM has a secret,he's a double agent working for an organization(Xylon) who has brainwashed him to work against themselves,to get inside the Nike's people but JIM is already working behind their back with Nike against Xylon for Vertigo company owned by Kingspore.Out of nowhere like in a movie a man in a jar, wearing a cape popped into the scene, it was Dewo and yes he's a african american.
They went to Walmart but they soon realized that they had size 21 feet!
So then they tried to make their own shoes.
Sadly their frankenstein looking shoes only ended up dismembering and fell apart.
So they began to look for alternatives, and conducted a scientific study of shoe making products.
Only to come up with what appeared to be bathroom soap, they didn't give up just yet!
While studying, things started to become serious between Bill and Jim.
Though they developed feeling for each other, it didn't get in the way of their plans, a shoe had to be made no matter what!
Bill wept.
As Bill wept, Jim was finding another material for the shoes which was cardboard.
Bill no longer knew if his feelings for Jimm were true or if he was still loyal to his previous partner, KingSpore, regardless of his emotions a shoe had to be made!
Meanwhile, a homeless man awoke to find his cardboard sign had gone missing.
With the mass quantities of duct tape and staples they had, they began to put them together
It didn't change much, the shoes didn't work and a homeless man was very angry.
And that's how I spent my summer vacation.
or so I thought, a few days later a homeless man attacked me.
He demanded new cardboard that contained the finest shoes in the entire world.
The homeless man said something I'll never forget as he whispered into my ear, "Oh my"!
In reaction I suddenly jump up and punch him in his :o ing mouth to send him back from where he had came.
Bill then looks at me and says, "wait I know this man, that was... Kingspore!", he then fainted.
one sentence at a time kulvinder
there was literally only one rule, and u broke it lol
Out of nowhere like in a movie a man in a jar, wearing a cape popped into the scene, it was Dewo and yes he's a african american.
then dewo died, the other characters died, everyone in the planet died
gg thread
BUT, the people in a parralel universe were still alive, however this universe had one thing about it.... Whatever people wished for came true; and one day someone went too far and requested that it rain men. So everyone was crushed by a mixture of men and once again everyone died.
and THATS how I spent my summer vacation.
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Ross. ::)
Quote from: Rossbach on November 02, 2013, 05:32:59 PM
Ross. ::)
That was beautiful, it brought a tear to my eye :')
And then as Michael J. Fox proceeded to watch the trilogy of Tron he thought to himself "This story sucks!"
A picture is worth 1000 words 8)
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Quote from: paranoia on November 03, 2013, 01:24:43 AM
A picture is worth 1000 words 8)
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Quote from: kulvinder on November 03, 2013, 05:28:31 PM
Then Bombz got a snowball 8)
Hush kulvinder, everyone knows that your badly disguised christian bale