The Bad: You find out it was actually Santa.....riding a unicorn.

The Bad: Your lamp girlfriend is pregnant.

I vote Bombz 4 staff. +1

The Ugly: That someone else is "George Clooney" and he's upstairs banging your girlfriend.


Ouch

Quote from: gionid on October 27, 2013, 04:36:36 PM
Dont judge people by appearance

lol, good advice, but not really part of this little game.


The Good: You've found a golden ticket inside a Wonka bar.

Anyone else?

The Ugly: It was all a dream and you wake up still tied to the floor of a psycho killer who tells bad jokes as torture.  

I'll start a new one  

The Good: You've just won the lottery.

Quote from: Cooky on October 27, 2013, 02:06:37 AM
best thing to do on Halloween is go around to all the houses giving out candy and give them candy instead

Instead of candy i'll give them pages of old newspaper and stuffed animals filled with rocks  

Now make a guide on "How to not get your butt kicked by a noob"

;P

Quote from: Bombz on October 26, 2013, 10:19:01 PM
How have i been dethroned you noob!

Easy there babe. It had to happen some day.

Honestly though, i expected a little better from the mighty Bombz.

As of today, Bombz "The king" has been dethroned.


Courtesy of yours truly

Quote from: opuiq3 on October 26, 2013, 09:47:12 PM
You don't suppose you have a spare mutilated hand lying around?

Sure i do. I'll send one your way via express shipping if ya like.

Quote from: paranoia on October 26, 2013, 09:33:31 PM
I am going to do this. Come to your house with a gun,smack you across the face with it, and hand it to you then say "what!"

That's when i'll softly lay the gun on my table, stick my hand in my paper shredder, bleed out on the floor, and give you the excess mutilated bone in a bag for you to take home and enjoy.

In the event that you somehow escape...i'll find you......










...and i won't be gentle.