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Spam / #3 Dear diary..............
November 16, 2014, 10:21:15 AM
This is the first time since i was eight that i couldn't figure out anything to say to this girl i'm attracted to. There's a million and one things i could talk about. A million and one things i could go on and on about, but each time she looks at me i get the feeling that she wants to eat my soul.

This isn't even the thing that bothers me the most about her. It's when she touches me with those cold hands of hers i uh........................
And she smells like how the devil would smell if he was a she and she decided to create a new fragrance for her........from Hell.


Needless to say, i am extremely turned on.




Lawd have mercy
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Off Topic / Re: jet in future
November 16, 2014, 09:23:52 AM
If i'm lucky. His moves put mine to shame.
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Spam / Re: the game of never ending questions
November 06, 2014, 02:28:12 AM
hmmmm, i havent played any games much recently. guess imma say dark souls.

Favorite 80's movie?

Don't pretend like you don't have one.
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Spam / Re: the game of never ending questions
November 05, 2014, 03:27:01 AM
lol you drink a brand of water? I just pour some out of the tap and throw a couple ice cubes in. Maybe a bottle of Dasani every now and then when im out.

What's your favorite flavor of ice cream.
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Spam / Re: my bout cheetah 4 year anniversary
November 05, 2014, 02:48:43 AM
Cooky, can i have your baby?




srs.
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Spam / Re: the game of never ending questions
November 05, 2014, 02:47:47 AM
I'm still full from all the Halloween candy.

How long can you hold your breath?
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Off Topic / Re: Poke's Music Topic
November 05, 2014, 02:20:00 AM
yo pokeh, what do you think of this:

http://youtu.be/1kMD1AA8CPA

It's rough to say the least but i think it blends pretty well with the vid. The lyrics tho, lol, sometimes they make me wonder.





These two i just thought were pretty cool:

http://youtu.be/yA9OmEaNckI




http://youtu.be/uGwGEGTcPmQ


^^^     0:58 to 1:05 is SICK!!!!

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Spam / Re: the game of never ending questions
November 03, 2014, 10:26:09 AM
Quote from: qolderman on November 03, 2014, 09:25:22 AM
kim jong un!

do you love cooky?

Everything about that guy makes me want to kill myself.......slowly.........in front of him.

So, how's it goin?



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Off Topic / Re: Poke's Music Topic
October 31, 2014, 03:31:14 AM
just gonna slide in some more bibio:

http://youtu.be/xbB6o1LgJuo
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Spam / Re: Brotip #13: Do not flirt with your boss.
October 28, 2014, 11:54:35 PM
Quote from: opuiq3 on October 28, 2014, 11:46:35 PM
What if your boss is a guy...

unless you're a girl this shouldn't be a problem.


unless you're into that sorta thing.


if you are, keep things professional.












but you're not right?












right????














....................lamp?
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Off Topic / Re: Halloween?
October 28, 2014, 11:52:06 PM
I'm going trick or treating with some younger nephews of mine. I'm gonna be dressed as wonder woman. Hopefully i can buy a pumpkin and carve it up real cool lookin. I'll post some pics if i get a chance to buy one.

Then it's on to my buddys house for all kinds of fun. lol no homo


ok maybe a little


only cause of halloween tho.
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Spam / Brotip #13: Do not flirt with your boss.
October 28, 2014, 11:24:29 PM
Don't do it.

I don't care how casual you guys feel around each other.

I don't care how well you get along.

I don't care how natural it comes.

Just don't do it.

Why?

3 reasons.

Reason #1: She is and most likely always will be your superior in the workplace, and she will always have to address you as an employee. When things go wrong those touchy feelings get in the way. This makes things a lot more complicated.

Reason #2: People notice no matter how much they try and hide it. Eventually they will start to assume you're sleeping with her. This leads to jealousy because any awards or accolades given to you at this point will be seen as "kiss ass" treatment for your relationship with the manager.

Reason #3: If anything goes wrong, and it will,Trust me, you still have to work with this person. Every. Single. Day. This is extra stress you just don't want to put yourself under.


Take it from me guys, keep things as professional as possible.












Unless of course you plan on quitting the next day.






Then she's fair game.
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Off Topic / Re: happy birthday Iridion!
October 25, 2014, 08:40:22 AM
happy belated to you too
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Off Topic / Re: happy birthday RK!
October 25, 2014, 08:38:31 AM
happy belated my good sir



8)
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General Discussion / Re: 2014 Community Awards (Voting)
October 23, 2014, 01:15:44 AM
Quote from: Yz on September 28, 2014, 08:55:29 PM
Best Thread Maker: none
Sexiest man alive: JetSurge
Worst Thread Maker: kulvinder
Smartest user: none
Friendliest user: robo
Best debater: none
Kiss Azz: that girl who made up videos of her singing to pretend she was famous
Forgotten user: mater, rip
Most deserved for modship: none
Dumbest Username: none
Coolest Username: obligatory Yz but nah i'll vote for V1-Time2Die
Best Staff Member: cooky, RK comes a real close second though. a few people may have problems with him but no one is more reliable than our boy cooky
Worst Staff Member: lots don't show up lately but no one in particular
Best Signature Maker: angrod at the start of the year
Most Improved Signature Maker: blackstickre
Most Missed: for me, Ninja :(
Comeback Award: Baggie takes this 100%, gone all year then shows up and takes rank 1 exp/guild in weeks
Most Loved: not sure for this year
Spammer of 2014: kulvinder, but not in a bad way since it was all in spam
Flamer of 2014: not sure for this year
Drama Llama: none
Most Improved Forumer: none
Forum Noob Award : not sure


Quote from: Thornz on September 29, 2014, 05:21:33 PM
Best Thread Maker: Cooky (in some situations, lol)
Worst Thread Maker: idk
Smartest user: RK
Friendliest user: Medchill
Best debater: Tricky
Kiss Azz: Mod Blade ;)
Forgotten user: Hanna
Most deserved for modship: Not sure
Dumbest Username: FireyBenchpress
Coolest Username: Tricky
Best Staff Member: RK
Worst Staff Member: Gonna say Mod Blade, but only cause I don't see him doing anything. Honestly don't know.
Best Signature Maker: Angrod fosho
Most Improved Signature Maker: Blitz
Most Missed: Hanna
Comeback Award: Baggie
Most Loved: Tricky
Spammer of 2014: JetSurge I guess
Flammer of 2014: idk
Drama Llama: FalseProphet
Most Improved Forumer: Speedy
Forum Noob Award : idk

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