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Off Topic / Re: Poke's Music Topic
August 27, 2014, 02:13:45 AM
http://youtu.be/akvu1AOnUIw

http://youtu.be/H1W2UddURXI

This guy plays the guitar pretty damn well to say the least
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Quote from: Thornz on August 22, 2014, 02:42:23 PM
Jet, is your name Josh? :o

nah man lol

Quote from: JustRK on August 22, 2014, 01:00:07 PM
Happy birthday jet  ;D

If I saw you in real life I'd buy you a drink  ;)

Bourbon straight up. 8)






I just wanna say that you're all fekin awesome. Thanks a million for all the birthday wishes. If i ever meet up with any of you i'll definitely invite you over for a beer and all that.

This was one of the best birthdays i've ever had. I spent a third of it with my family, and the rest with some kick ass friends. Got some pretty cool gifts and plenty of good memories to last a lifetime.

Just a few pics of my place and such the morning after:

I swear i should frame this one. I mean, under the couch cushions!? REALLY!!!???


Ya, that is a box of toothpaste, and ya, that was one of my presents. As it turns out, it really came in handy.


The carpet is never a good place to relieve oneself.


Of all the birthday cards, this ones my favorite:


8)




Ya, after twenty one years I've learned a thing or two. Literally.  :-\ so here's a billion bucks worth of free advice:



-Never set you're alarm clock
once you learn to stahp relying on that damn thing, you'll get some of the best sleep of your life

-Climb lots of stuff

-Jump off lots of stuff

-Exercise but don't obsess over it

-Eat a variety of fruits and veggies
you'll look and feel ten times better and people will notice

-Swim in the ocean as much as possible

-Smoke some weed every now and then

-Stay close with your family

-Stay close with good friends

-All you gotta do is talk to her
that's all you gotta do

-Playing dumb only works once
Repeated attempts will result in assumptions of mental deficiency

-When in doubt don't worry about it
whatever happens happens ya know





Anyway, thanks again for the birthday love.


by the way Allie, it's not too late to wish me a happy belated


just saiyan


8)








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YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!


It's mah 21st BEACHES!!!!!

STRAIGHT LEOS 4 LIFE EXCLUSIVE CLUB!!



ya u mirin



Gimme my birthday spankings  8)
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Spam / Re: An unlimited supply of....
August 20, 2014, 03:07:14 AM
your hands fall off......just fall right off. how u gonna use the internet nao!?

unlimited supply of circus clowns
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Spam / Re: An unlimited supply of....
August 20, 2014, 02:40:26 AM
Quote from: Thornz on August 19, 2014, 10:38:36 PM
(@Jet: you do realize inhabitable means livable, right....)

wow, i totally misunderstood what you meant there.  :-\ Sorry bout that. Imma just be uhhh......in the corner over there if anyone needs me...

lol ya right

each porcelain figurine comes alive every night and replaces your toothpaste with footcream. This happens no matter how many times you buy a new tube.


Unlimited supply of hot dog buns
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Spam / Re: An unlimited supply of....
August 19, 2014, 02:06:33 AM
Good thing each planet comes with a habitable moon  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Unlimited supply of playboy mags (free shipping to your house)
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btw, good luck with classes everybody.  ;D

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Spam / Re: An unlimited supply of....
August 17, 2014, 10:03:56 PM
The planet explodes and destroys all life, but you escape with your laptop and log on to find your BC account has been banned.

Unlimited supply of bean bag chairs
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Quote from: Thornz on August 17, 2014, 09:50:19 PM
I go back to COLLEGE on the 25th. And why you laughing so much, you uneducated or smth and don't go to school? Lel

I'll have u know that i am a very educated individual. I know how to multiply my ABC's and spell basic math.

theoretical physics?

lolol

i know how to fly with my bear hands

COMMA ,

AT

ME
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Spam / Re: An unlimited supply of....
August 17, 2014, 09:49:34 PM
you're forced to watch a baby T-rex eat every single one.

Unlimited supply of baby T-rex's
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Quote from: Cooky on August 17, 2014, 09:37:01 PM
this is pretty retarded

DUDE

I SWEAR TO GOD

I SWEAR TO FAKING GOD

DONT YOU EVER

DUDE

DONT YOU EVER

EVER!!!!!

I SWEAR!!!!!!!


REMEMBER TO EAT A GOOD BREAKFAST!!!!!
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LOLOLOLOLOL

make sure to get a good nights rest

make sure to brush your hair

make sure to comb your teeth

make sure to pack a good lunch

dont forget to rinse

GO FAK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<3
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Off Topic / Re: Did some dance mix for 2014 lissen
August 14, 2014, 02:26:19 AM
I like your taste in women.

8)
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Off Topic / Re: fears?
August 10, 2014, 11:17:32 PM
Quote from: Thornz on August 10, 2014, 10:27:55 PM

Once found a goat in our house. Granted, it was one of our goats....

It broke our largest mirror when it tried to hurt heads with its reflection....

lol

goat
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