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I was back from school for winter break when I met my mom's new boyfriend for the 1st time. My parents divorced when I used to be five, then it wasn't want it was traumatic or anything to meet the guy. I didnrrrt expect him to get so damn hot, though. He's a fitness trainer, and fit as hell—six-pack-abs-and-ripped-arms fit, like the truth is in advertisements for weight reduction supplements and g