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Off Topic / Re: Complement battle!
March 25, 2015, 12:11:57 AM
Quote from: Rossbach on March 24, 2015, 11:49:40 PM
Not at all mat. For Ross put his all into that one, leaving nothing else to possibly beat it. Just for you.

This right now, just topped your last post in my eyes. It was something so nice that even blind people could see for a second. What you wrote right here, will be remembered forever.

Quote from: Corr on March 24, 2015, 11:54:36 PM
Your **** doesn't smell.

If it did smell, I wish it would smell like you. Someone so pure and perfect, it would be so totally worth it. I don't even want to start talking about you corr, you're so important you'd most likely grow bored of how silly I am and you deserve much better.


Quote from: Thornz on March 24, 2015, 11:50:10 PM
Lmao, this turned into a bromance thread pretty quick....

But besides that, I hear all the nice words you're saying and I appreciate them, but I know you're the better man. I was nothing before I started to emulate you, and everything you see today is the product of you. So even if you did love me with all your heart, you are really just looking at an inperfect reflexion of yourself.

Oh, and I know the real reason that you took so long to respond. It wasn't because you hadn't checked the thread or were spending time to formulate your beautiful words, you were struggling to force yourself to say something nice to me, because it's true. I'm nothing compared to you. People would laugh at me if we stood next to each other.


Thornz.... That's nice and all... BUT YOUR MUCH NICER! You're so nice you'd wear a suit and tie in a drive by. Instead of bullets you'd shot rows of 100 dollar bills to the kids with Wealthcare.You would than give away the car used and rent out a bike, and ride to a homeless shelter and donate enough money to keep them fed till each and every one of them was dead.After that? You'd coach little league teams for the kids with special needs and support them in and out of their sport.... YOU ARE JUST TOO NICE DUDE! Always in a good mood rather someone said something mean or hurt you, you close your hands together a wish for them to have a better life and in the next few minutes their sitting on your lap while you give them life advice. Are you serious? I couldn't do something like that, but you??? Dear lord, what an honor it would be to walk in your shoes, when I said this to myself you took off your only pair and told me "Hey, here you go buddy". The funny part about is you walked home bare footed and didn't even think about all the rocks, shards of glass and all the creepy crawlies. Also if there's nothing compared to me because you made me different. After all the things you taught me, please. That one night you were popping bottles at the club and you took all the bottles home just to recycle? Please... You're way to nice for me. I don't know what I'd be without you, lost confused, in a dark room with a dim light that would remind me of you because you are the light i feed on in complete darkness. The only reason I even sleep is so that maybe I could dream about us talking and taking a sip of tea. I'll see you in my dreams.
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Off Topic / Re: Complement battle!
March 24, 2015, 11:41:53 PM
Yo Leapman, I know you really mean that. Yeah it was nice, but trust me... your nicer. I see the lamp in you leapman, you two are like gods from outer space to bless us humans with your godly faces. You guys are the real reason Hitler died. You guys did it from the bottom and now your here meng, looking like some gods with your Poseidon beards. I bet you'd never let an old lady or man cross a street without your hand, I bet every child birth, you guys deliver it. I swear that if I was as cool as you I'd walk around in public and wear nice shoes. Nobody would mug me or say mean things and all the girls would faint just from looking at me. You guys are lucky to be so freaking nice dude. Leap you said "I make blind men see" right? well that's nice G, but you gave them freaking eyes man. Lamp you're a nice dude taking your time to make a nice picture of you, but you were a bit wrong my dude because there's no real picture of you. There's no lamp to compare you too, you'd be Aladdin's new lamp, because meh, who needs a genie what they can have you!Ross by posting such a nice post about how nice of a guy you really are, I am at a lost of words. I can't even begin to express it though, you win in everything you touch my man. You said there's no possible complement that can be greater, but guess again because your wrong, the next one you'll say or think about will be much, much greater.


Hey Thornz, that's real nice and stuff, but... TRUST ME YOU ARE MUCH BETTER. I was truly the reason for a new religion and people from all around admired me, I'd resign and make you my successor. I would throw myself at you quicker than you could think the simplest thought your mind can process and I would than tell you while I sometimes wear a dress, to impress and tickle you and wear nice heels just to reach your eyes so when I look into those two gems I could drown in them. Look at that even the thought of losing myself in your eyes has made me feel weak to my knees and I can't think of what to say next, but I bet you could help me because you always know what to say to make me smile and laugh real loud. I remember that one night when I drank way too much and you let me crash in your bed and your baby started to cry real hard and you turned to him and said "Shhhhhhhhhh he's sleeping". I'll never forget those cold winter nights when you tucked me in and kissed my head while you cried "Goodnight". How could I man, forget all those warm heart shaking moments when I was locked outside naked in the cold,surrounded by snow and you drove by just to give me your clothes.You're nice dude. No way to hide or fake it, you'd be the first nice bad guy in a murder movie, like "Sorry for killing your friend, I won't do it again" and smile right after because you are kind. Kind of too good for anything I'll say or do for you, but your so nice you'll say "Thank you". How could I endure all of these thoughts in my mind about all the times I was the little spoon because you said "I wan't you to hold onto me". C'mon dude no way, I can't touch you, you're great and I'm just a normal dude. Despite of what I said you smiled and winked and I became your little spoon. I sometimes daydream of you as my father so I could award you with the "Father of the year" award, every single day.I love you Thornz.
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Off Topic / Re: Complement battle!
March 24, 2015, 10:57:31 PM
Quote from: Rossbach on March 24, 2015, 10:53:29 PM
Quote from: Materger on March 24, 2015, 10:50:49 PM

Quote from: Rossbach on March 24, 2015, 10:48:29 PM
Nub.

It's not only an honor to be called "Nub" by you, it's a blessing, a sign of the highest power i'd sacrifice my first born son just to hear it again.


Nub.

My first born will be thrown into a Volcano now, thank you once more for blessing me.
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Off Topic / Re: Complement battle!
March 24, 2015, 10:50:49 PM
Quote from: leapman on March 24, 2015, 10:25:44 PM
Materger is so awesome he could support an entire Guatemalan family with his single UNI-BROW! Materger is so awesome he got a platinum membership card at taco bell and his own private city bus. When Materger farts he cleanses the environment and stops global warming. Materger is so smooth I had to sacrifice my bitch before being in his presence. Materger doesn't read books, books read to him. They tried making a statue of Materger, but they couldn't find a stone hard enough for his abs. Materger is the only person I'll give my top spot to in EGK.

Oh Mr. Leampman. You're my inspiration for even making this battle, our battles with Nep and all of my chokes. I remember how you told me, "Yo mat hold it down I got him dude" and you rekt nep to a whole new planet dude. I can't even begin to understand how I'm feeling within, when I think about you. I think of babies who should be named after you, I think about how when I have a son, you'll be his godfather. I think about the future and how it means nothing without your presence. You said my farts clean the earth? Well guess what? I learned how to fart just to make you laugh because you're a great guy with beautiful eyes and thighs so many muscles, I thought you were born in high def. I bet you don't even workout, I bet when you walk into a gym, 100 personal trainers grab you and make you move the machines like you were powered by batteries.You sacrificed your girl huh? Well I brought her back from the dead just because I wanted to. Make you smile more because really my life's a bore and when I see you smile it gives my life new meaning.The whole reason I even made my name was because of you. The "M" stands for that man who made me grow as a better person and.... that man was you....

Quote from: opuiq3 on March 24, 2015, 10:27:24 PM
mater ur hot.

top that

You sir, burn so hot that I needed 1,000 level 100 Charizards to use their best attacks nine times, thats over 9,000 degree's hotter than me and I can't top that because you're the sky and you... have no limit.



Quote from: hur9 on March 24, 2015, 10:30:39 PM
Nice chavo sig.


Sir, please this sig is nothing but a snow flake in your gallery of sigs and if mines a snowflake, all your snowflakes combined make a blizzard.



Quote from: Rossbach on March 24, 2015, 10:48:29 PM
Nub.

It's not only an honor to be called "Nub" by you, it's a blessing, a sign of the highest power i'd sacrifice my first born son just to hear it again.
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Off Topic / Re: Complement battle!
March 24, 2015, 10:32:00 PM
Quote from: mic99 on March 24, 2015, 10:14:36 PM

Oh Mat, I wouldn't say that! You look great in long socks and that santa lingerie I had bought you for Christmas! I couldn't ever wear something so tight and revealing, I'd muffin my top!! You've melted my eyes when I first saw you. You're truly an angel who has came down and blessed me with your presence.

That's so kind of you, reminds me when I glued myself to your hairy chest just so I could be stuck with you. I wish I were you sometimes, just so I could smile and talk and hear your smooth voice saying things like "wow I'm a nice dude". I remember that Christmas well, and you were nice as hell. So nice in fact that you covered yourself in chocolate and told me to stop being a diva, that a piece of your snickers would make me feel better. You looked great chocolate covered with your abs toned out like you ran 50 miles just to see me that day. I was happy, but nowhere near as nice. I mean seriously, you got me a pack of pokemon cards, two brand new cars, a house, 45 maids and to top it all of a Christmas card that said "I love you fam". You're too much for me, right before you go to grab my hand I wipe off all the sweat just to make sure you stay clean. You once borrowed a pair of pants from my house and ripped them by mistake. You remember that? The very next day you bought a store that only sold pants and give that shiz to me. You're nice fam.
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Off Topic / Re: Complement battle!
March 24, 2015, 10:21:42 PM
Quote from: onyx on March 24, 2015, 10:11:09 PM
your voice is so smooth and delicate that you are like mexican jesus and can heal the sick just by singing to them

your gf is so lucky to have you because if you went into a gay bar you would cause a royal rumble up in that piece!!

I've never seen your eyes, because your gaze is as hot as a thousand suns and anyone who looks at them instantly go blind, but it's okay because you can sing to them right after and they can see again because you are mexican jesus!!!

If I am Mexican Jesus, you're the holy spirit and God, and not just mexican. Of every race from every place even outside of earth, you could rule mars with how smooth you're and fill it with a million people who admire you. You're so kind and clean that you're the reason I wear axe around you. I can't help it if I cry but sometimes it's hard to fight the tears because when I catching texting other dudes and I notice it's not me I go crazy. You have the skills of bruce lee in the body of Achilles and there's no man, woman, or child who wouldn't get down with you. Your face is so clean, I bet you shave once a year. You smell great, age well, have fans from grade K-12 who still mimic your dance moves, I can't stand not thinking of you. Yes I might be obsessed but what of it. I like to wear T-shits with your face on it when I go to bed so I can feel safe. I like to sit in my tub and think of your face. I like to practice kung fu just to get around you! You're the best nicest cutest dude I've met and I haven't met them all, but what for if there's no comparison at all. I love you RK.
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Off Topic / Re: Complement battle!
March 24, 2015, 10:13:23 PM
Quote from: medchiller on March 24, 2015, 10:10:29 PM
You're not a nerd!

Thank you sir, but even if I was a nerd. You'd be the person to still accept me, even let me win in anything sporty or nerdy and tell me that I'm lovely even though my teeth have gaps larger than life. You would hold my hand and give life advice to me, I would be getting beat up by jocks and you'll get beat up right next to me. so med thank you but I am a nerd, you however are the coolest dude ever.
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Off Topic / Re: Complement battle!
March 24, 2015, 10:05:29 PM
Quote from: mic99 on March 24, 2015, 10:01:52 PM
You look nice today

In comparison to you I have a pedo body and you my good friend have the body of a Greek god, so thank you for your complement but it doesn't mean much because you look nicer in anything, jeans, a polo, a secret video of you running in slow mo.You name it dude, I learned how to wink just to wink at you. Are you crazy? "You look nice today" Please, you've looked nice from the moment we met. :c
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Off Topic / Complement battle!
March 24, 2015, 10:00:17 PM
COMPLEMET BATTLE!!!



BC VS Mater(and or others)

It's simple really, try your best to come up with the nicest thing to say to me and I will fire back at you with what I think is nicer. From there we can go on and on.You may allow call out other people and write about how nice they're and they can choice to answer back or accept how much nicer you are.


RULES
1.No being mean to others.
2.You're all nicer than me.
3.Please no one word spam.
4.If you compliment me, thank yourself for being so kind.
5.Read rules.
6.Have fun.



Complement me better than I will complement you. I'll most likely beat all of you, I'm too nice. ;3




Going to war with my sword meng!
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General Discussion / Re: Why Don't You PvP or Base?
March 24, 2015, 09:40:13 PM
Quote from: Corr on March 24, 2015, 08:40:13 PM
If you dudes joined my new guild, none of these would be problems at all.

Just sayin'.


You guys barely play meng. B-)
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We now have a sister guild, "Lone_Wolvez" lead by Lamp's surge.
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We've been having fun for a while now. Currently rank 14 and we aim to be number uno dude. Easy. B- )
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Spam / A normal day at zylon bots with the LW gang
March 22, 2015, 03:52:01 AM
TODAY'S ADVENTURES WITH LW GUILD!!





Our adventure today started out pretty crazy with chainsaws and stuff.



After that we played around with some lasers.




Soon the LW's great leader failed a jump and died.



The wolf "CodePurple" does an epic spartan kick!!!!



Oreos the Scout lures the ED-701 with ease and purple tells him of a bomb!


BUT!!!! Oreos decides to smack ED-701 up a bit..



Wolf Purple jumps into the fun and faces off this bad boy!


The two wolves lure the nooby boss to use the epic bomb!


This bomb did not hurt ED-701 all that much. :-(



CodePurple was like "Meh, lets kill this thing...."


The Wolves complete the mission and earn many riches.. B-)


A new mission begins! (the poor nerds)


The mob pushing starts here early in the mission, but.....


Little did our fearless leader know, a Ryazan was sneaking up to him the whole time and as our leader turns......



and with one blow the LW's awesome leader flies and reaches the stars( he died).Codepurple didn't take it so well. :C


The poor thing ran, and ran as fast as he could. :c While lonelyWolf picked his nose!


Mr Purple started to do risky leaps to a place he could pray for the lovely LW leader(what a good guy dude).



Code purple was killed by the item spider thingy and lonelywolf killed himself to play chess vs mat in robo heaven.(mat rekt him)Sir Oreos was burned to the face by this thing that thinks it's a dragon!!!



While listening to "This girl is on fire" sir oreos gets a little more heat than he's used too.



The spider thingy that killed sir purple was found and dealt with, an hp pack was ripped out of it and used by Oreos BUTTTTTTTTTTTTT...



He died! :- )



A new adventureeeee!!! weeeeeeeee! The fearless leader sticks by CodePurple to defend him!



Oreos warns the wolves of upcoming danger! :- o



The fearful leader and Oreos fight off some scary goons as codepurple and wolfyface hide!



Mater stands on a log to think about his life as a wolf.


Codepurple and Lemena join Mater in his moment of peace on this sketchy log.



Lemena brings a friend to sneak attack Mater and codepurple stands by to watch


As the LW leader is getting ganged up on, code stands and daydreams about what his life as a wolf is like



Finally Codepurple notices his leader is being attacked, but he slowly turns and protects himself.



As the leader dies, code comes up closer for a better view of his glorious death.



While the LW leader is in his final moments the wolfPurple decides to take action so he shots Lemena once, just once.



Codepurple then leaves his leader to die alone, alone and afraid Mater sheds a lonely tear. :- (



Sir Oreos starts to push mobs left and right!



The epic warrior Oreos pushed and pushed like if birth he was giving!



As code walks he approaches the Lemena that killed Mater, and Code rolls over and dies like a fat boy.


and.... oreos kept pushing mobs


like an airplane he flies to the boss!!!


but he decides that pushing this poor little mob is of most importance.... what a meany



He starts popping caps on this boy, but his bullets run out. :/



The boss dashes at Oreos and smacks the living gears out of him.



Oreos flees the battle flied to save his on life(btw lonelywolf died a while ago we just kinda ermmm forgot he was even alive).


Surrounded by lasers and having nowhere to run Oreos plans his most legendary push....


The scout wolf Oreos gives his final push as he dies, but he completes a mission few dared to stay alive for.He is truly a legend.
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Quote from: sirhamtaro on March 21, 2015, 05:11:52 PM
im pretty sure im like level 30 and the others played more then me so they're like level 80
pls
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