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Spam / Brotip #13: Do not flirt with your boss.
October 28, 2014, 11:24:29 PM
Don't do it.

I don't care how casual you guys feel around each other.

I don't care how well you get along.

I don't care how natural it comes.

Just don't do it.

Why?

3 reasons.

Reason #1: She is and most likely always will be your superior in the workplace, and she will always have to address you as an employee. When things go wrong those touchy feelings get in the way. This makes things a lot more complicated.

Reason #2: People notice no matter how much they try and hide it. Eventually they will start to assume you're sleeping with her. This leads to jealousy because any awards or accolades given to you at this point will be seen as "kiss ass" treatment for your relationship with the manager.

Reason #3: If anything goes wrong, and it will,Trust me, you still have to work with this person. Every. Single. Day. This is extra stress you just don't want to put yourself under.


Take it from me guys, keep things as professional as possible.












Unless of course you plan on quitting the next day.






Then she's fair game.
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Doesn't anyone know how to hold a conversation anymore? And whats with all this "huurr duurrr this is pointless, that is pointless, everything's pointless, hurrr burrrksdfg dfgkdfgkdfg" i mean cmon.

And what's with our generation and using the word awkward so much? Especially in texts, and especially with girls. STAHP!


All you gotta do is talk about..................stuff.......................any kind of stuff.

^^^^ see what i did there? ;D

and guys, my bros, what's with all the staring at the ground when you speak?

O.O                     EYE CONTACT MAN, EYE CONTACT!


DAMMIT LEROY GET IT TOGETHER!!!!!!
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Spam / Damn i love this fall weather
October 12, 2014, 03:17:13 AM
Fall and winter have gotta be my favorite times of year. Especially down here in ole florida.

These mid to low 70 temperatures at night fell fekin awesome.

i know you're all jelly

8)

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Spam / I missed u guys
October 08, 2014, 02:01:45 AM
Come hug me














One at a time
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I dunno. at first i was like, yea, lemme ring up my own stuff. lemme swipe my card real fast and scoot on outta here. YEA!



but now i'm like, excuse me miss, can i come to your register and you ring up my stuff and then i swipe my card and then you could ask me if i want another Gatorade cause you're having a sale 2 for $3.

damn robots telling me to "please insert my money"

"please insert your change"

"THAT ITEM IS NOT IN THE SYSTEM, A MANAGER WILL ASSIST YOU SHORTLY!!"


i don't wanna have a chip in my neck that stahps me from moving when i give an authority figure a nasty look.




someone make this future go awai

i dont like it

not

at

all


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YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!


It's mah 21st BEACHES!!!!!

STRAIGHT LEOS 4 LIFE EXCLUSIVE CLUB!!



ya u mirin



Gimme my birthday spankings  8)
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LOLOLOLOLOL

make sure to get a good nights rest

make sure to brush your hair

make sure to comb your teeth

make sure to pack a good lunch

dont forget to rinse

GO FAK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<3
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In return, you lose all memories and experiences gained throughout your life so far. That means you don't know who dafuq family or friends are.

If you choose not to be blessed by space doge you still get about tree fiddy thousand, cash.







You feelin lucky?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
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Spam / Anythings possible with M&M's
July 19, 2014, 08:08:47 AM
Step 1: Eat a whole bag of M&Ms'{Peanut kind if you wanna trip out a little}

Step 2:Play this till 1 second then pause:
http://youtu.be/fbE20uJsaqk?list=UU4hArwOgSgasD_M5iduvNpw

Step 3:Press play on this one then quickly play the first vid:
http://youtu.be/fbE20uJsaqk?list=UU4hArwOgSgasD_M5iduvNpw

Step 4: Fly away to a very special place with a very special dinosaur that makes very special pancakes.


Pause the first vid after 10 seconds and play the second then quickly play the first if you wanna float around s'more.


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Took me 3 hours.

Still don't know if everything's all clear.











I just wanted you all to know that.











Be proud of me!
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Spam / aaaaahhhhhhh, feels good to be out.
July 06, 2014, 04:54:21 AM
Time to get in some trouble...


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I have something i want to tell you. I want you to feel what i feel. I want your heart to open for what i'm about to say.
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Spam / spam
June 14, 2014, 03:25:16 AM
spam
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