Bring me up to speed gents.

A very happy birthday wish goes out to my boy Leapman aka Paranoia aka DaBossManeC.E.O.


Happy 18th broski McBro bro.


Live it up.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW!!!!!!


FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!


HALF N' HALF BEACHES!!!!!!!!!!!


STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Yo Santa babe, come finish these dishes up for me!


See you nubs in about eight hours.

The days of grinding it out in 258 were good times:


Enjoy your birthday bud.   

I only check my mailbox once a week, sometimes once every other week.. I always look at it and think "Man i really better go see if there's any mail today". Then i get sidetracked and go do something else. Never crosses my mind until a few days later where i repeat the same process. Finally when i find the motivation to check there's all kinds of bills overdue and important information i shouldn't have let pile up. This has been going on for the past few months. Really gotta stop doing this.

Anyway, that's one of the habits i wouldn't mind breaking.

brb, checking mailbox.....

Lots of birthdays this month. Celebrate yours with plenty of cake n vanilla root beer.

Go on, tell us.










Don't be shy.

For whatever reason i attract women older than me. Sometimes by a few years, sometimes by a lot more. It's kind of weird but i admit i enjoy the strange little games they play. First it's all business. Then a few "nudges"  here and there. Then badda bing badda boom, "let's hang out".

Also, each one has this sexy, bossy, "greater than thou" type attitude. And they all have this look. I can't explain it. It's like they look right through you:


I love it doe, i ****ing love it meng. "I know it may be wrong, but i'm in love with Stacy's mom"

I'm starting to get addicted to women like this. Girls my age or younger.........i dunno, they better step it up.

Break out the handcuffs, pull out the chains, and crack those whips. STRAP ME DOWN BABY!!!!

DON'T BITE!!!! I SAID NO BITING!!!!!!

/rant



 

Some pretty cool tricks:
http://youtu.be/d1J43_TXly0

SPRING BREAK MUTHFU*(#$@!!!!!

One full week of Booze, Boobs, and Beaches!!!!

JK, all imma do is order cheesy bread and sleep.

Dat full moon doe:


This ones my favorite:


Rough tide gon rough tide:




What do you guys think?

Every time i turn around some girl is dying their hair blonde. BLONDE!!!!

Y U DO DIS!!!!!!!!!??

Don't get me wrong, i like a blonde chick as much as the next guy, but i love me some dark haired womenz. Although, every now and then, i crave me some red heads. CRAVE EM!!!

You decide.

Dem Blonde haired gals:


Dem Dark haired gals:


Dem Red haired gals:



Choose............CHOOSE!!!!!!