[antisickness]

Im up at 5 ****ing am and i cant hear shit. Earwax got itself jammed up in both my ****in ears. Normally its just one ear but no, it had to go alll out and make me ****ing close to deaf. I cant hear my ****ing clock tick and everything is pissing me off. I TRIED USING QTIPS AND IT MADE ME MORE DEAF.

Does this shit happen to anyone? If so how do you fix the problem cause imma pour olive oil in these ****ers. For the next week ill be shouting and using the word what ****ing often
Cant get to sleep **** me

If earwax was a person i would seriously kick it so hard in the nads right now. I WANT TO HEAR MY ****ING CLOCK TICK AGAIN

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[spiderstar]

Im up at 5 ****ing am and i cant hear shit. Earwax got itself jammed up in both my ****in ears. Normally its just one ear but no, it had to go alll out and make me ****ing close to deaf. I cant hear my ****ing clock tick and everything is pissing me off. I TRIED USING QTIPS AND IT MADE ME MORE DEAF.

Does this shit happen to anyone? If so how do you fix the problem cause imma pour olive oil in these ****ers. For the next week ill be shouting and using the word what ****ing often
Cant get to sleep **** me

If earwax was a person i would seriously kick it so hard in the nads right now. I WANT TO HEAR MY ****ING CLOCK TICK AGAIN

**** counter: too ****in many

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/i needed somewhere to release anger

I used to try and soak my ears so the earwax gets really soft and won't cling to the wall of ears.  Then I used tweezers and tried to pull out the earwax while looking in a mirror.  You could try and get someone to help as well if that's simpler. 

[123bomb123]

Mid-warm to hot oil poured down your ear makes the wax soft, doing that everyday for 2 weeks (varies on how much wax you have in your ear). Then try and pull it out, I don't suggest doing it yourself with tweezers since there's a risk of damaging your ear permanently. So just go to your doctor and ask for them to flush the wax out. This happened to me about a year ago.

[GavinGill]

I just use Q-tips.  .-.

[KillerPig]

i used a pencil 4 years ago and made my ear bleed

[Vobck]

i used a pencil 4 years ago and made my ear bleed

Pig is smart
 

[antisickness]

one of my ears cleared up this morning.. the other im treating with olive oil.

Last year i got my ears syringed or "washed out" but they couldnt actually do it lol. olive oil did the trick so im doin it again this time

q tips fuqed my ears up more so 

[RedNeon]

it'd feel friggin great if you clear em both 

[mo9]

mine never clogged up too much , but when they do all i do is wet my fingers then put them in my ears then use a dry piece of tissue paper so it like absorbs the earwax
q tips will **** your ears up though