Quote from: JetSurge on December 31, 2013, 11:15:20 PM
Grandpa cooky, will you tell me a story?
one time i rode my crappy old bike to mcdonalds
it sucks you cant even change gears or anything cus its broken
didn't even bother locking it up
I just wanted 1 hamburger and it took them 10 minutes
i finally get my burger and i walk outside and my bike is gone someone stole it
i looked around and it was no where to be seen
i panicked and called my dad to come pick me up in his car so we can search for my bike
just happened that a cop car went by and i waved and he pulled over
told him about the bike and everything and he looks around and suddenly he points up to the bridge that connects the 2 towns and there is this fkin hobo on my bike taking it across the bridge
me and my dad got in the car and went after this evil hobo man
we got to the end of the bridge and got out of the car to go confront the hobo man at the end of the bridge
we waited and finally he came around the corner but he was going really fast
my dad was a wuss and he stepped out of the way
i knew this might be my only chance to get my bike back
so i stuck my arm out and closelined the motherfker
i said hey that's my bike and he acted clueless and said he was just trying to fix it for me
so i took the bike back and he walked off
me and my dad called the police to tell them description of the hobo man and arrest him for theft
we stalked the evil hobo man for like 15 minutes through the streets
finally the police show up and arrest him and again he acts clueless and says he was fixing the bike for me
they took me and my dads stories and began to arrest him
then they searched through the hobos backpack and they found a pair of nun chucks
they arrest the hobo man for thief and for having a concealed weapon
then i realized the hobo man actually did fix my bike
thanks hobo man
tl:dr hobo man stole my bike, fixed it, and got arrested may or may not have been a ninja