[Meteor]

Hi I'm meteor and I float around in space.

[Yz]

Hi I'm meteor and I float around in space.

LOL

Too bad the detonator is located inside your anus.

LOL

Ey tricky I got ur joke because u know i got hawk eyes get it???

LOL



good one guys     

[Nucleaon]

o_o I am Gramps, I can barely walk so I sit down on my computer.

[hawk5005]

Brace yourselves, the corny jokes are coming.

[Toast]

So corny. 

[Nucleaon]

.____. I'm a whale.

[Yz]

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was asalted.

[Nucleaon]

So a pennstate administrator walks into a bar...

[Meteor]

"So, how's the elevator business?"
"Meh, it has it's ups and downs."

[hawk5005]

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was asalted.

Q. What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A. Sue....

Read more: http://www.greatcleanjokes.com/jokes/kids-jokes/corny-jokes

[Yz]

What do you call the father of all corny jokes?

Popcorn

I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy!

I entered 10 puns in a contest. I was hoping for at least one to win, but no pun intended. (no pun in ten did)

What colors a mirror? I think I'll have to reflect on that one...

Find $20 in the bathroom? Urine luck!

Darth Vader is lonely because he keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

[Toast]

Q. Why did the clown go to the doctor?
A. He was feeling a little funny....

[hawk5005]

Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)

[Nucleaon]

Patient-"Doctor, I seem to get heartburn whenever I eat birthday cake."
Doctor-"Have you tried removing the candles first?"

Read more: http://www.greatcleanjokes.com/jokes/kids-jokes/corny-jokes/#ixzz1hs2Cod1j

[Toast]

Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)

Knew that one, and we should stop spamming the thread with corny jokes...