[Jeffalo13]

Whoever writes the funniest story about a banana gets the sig (without the red, lulz.)

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Someone helped with the real text in the sig, I still suck at text.

[Toast]

i have one, but it's inappropriate and i don't really like the sig :3

[KillerPig]

can we draw a pikture to tell our story?

[Jeffalo13]

^Sure, lol, idgaf.

[kaos555]

One day, There was a banana i bought with my poor people money, I named him Yeller, When I got home from the store he had a bruise, so I ate the shit out of him.

[KillerPig]

Two bananas are sitting on a riverbed. Suddenly, they literally see a piece of shit floating down the river. The shit says, "Come on in, the water's great!"
The first banana turns to the other and says, "Can you believe that shit?"


LOL!

no.

[oprototype]

Why are banana's never lonely? because they hang around in bunches XD

[zomniethe4]

once upon a time there was a bananana and it was green
then there was a bananana in a diffrent place that was yellow
the banananas met each other and married each other
but a human tried to sepearate there love for one another
so the yellow bananaa challenges the human to a fight and has to supr power to rot
the banana made the human eat it and the human threw up the yellow banna which name is yelly
the grreen banana gave the yellow on sex for saving her life and the had beautiful yellowgreen babies
those babies were used for banana splits around the world
and this is what came first
the banana or the split

[Meteor]

once upon a time there was a bananana and it was green
then there was a bananana in a diffrent place that was yellow
the banananas met each other and married each other
but a human tried to sepearate there love for one another
so the yellow bananaa challenges the human to a fight and has to supr power to rot
the banana made the human eat it and the human threw up the yellow banna which name is yelly
the grreen banana gave the yellow on sex for saving her life and the had beautiful yellowgreen babies
those babies were used for banana splits around the world
and this is what came first
the banana or the split

Win.

[hawk5005]

There were two bananas in the fridge, one green and one yellow.
The yellow banana turns and says: Hey dude!
The green one replied: OMFG A TALKING BANANA

[Jeffalo13]

once upon a time there was a bananana and it was green
then there was a bananana in a diffrent place that was yellow
the banananas met each other and married each other
but a human tried to sepearate there love for one another
so the yellow bananaa challenges the human to a fight and has to supr power to rot
the banana made the human eat it and the human threw up the yellow banna which name is yelly
the grreen banana gave the yellow on sex for saving her life and the had beautiful yellowgreen babies
those babies were used for banana splits around the world
and this is what came first
the banana or the split

Lulz, winrar.

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