There once was a man and an Alpaca, one day the man drove the Alpaca up a steep mountain while carrying all of his gear, the alpaca thought, "Why the **** do I have to carry this dude's shit, he's got two ****ing legs." But carried it anyway because the man fed him. When they got to the top of the mountain the man remembered he had forgotten what he had actually came to do, the alpaca became angry and hissed thinking, "**** you!" Then the man went to have dinner, he stood by the side of a cliff and watched the moon while explaining that tomorrow the alpaca would have to carry all the gear back down the mountain, in response the alpaca bumped him on the back; when the man turned around the alpaca spit in his eye, the man tripped and fell down the mountain. When the man got to the base of the mountain the alpaca pushed his gear down the mountain the exact way he had came; he grazed happily knowing the old man wouldn't be getting up for awhile.