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Learn Boxing! Free from me!

Started by noblem7, February 09, 2012, 07:17:09 AM

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noblem7

February 09, 2012, 07:17:09 AM Last Edit: February 09, 2012, 10:04:29 AM by noblem7
Hey mates, im giving free training on boxing lessons. I will introduce myself, im a guy who dares anyone in the world and I love to adventure. First of all, you should be afraid of learning boxing. There's nothing to worry or lose when you learn boxing and it will only make you stronger. You will know the benefits of it when you learn it. You may even bleed or lose a teeth or get injured. Like I said do not be afraid of it. Once I was got hitted in my balls and I still laughed when it happened. You should be happy even if you are laid at the hospital and don't take it serious. But when you hit other's you should be very aggressive and should rage kick at them. Do not show any feelings to them and don't care about them. You will only get worse if you do that. So we will start the training.

The Training

Jab


This is the straight punch. So use all your power to hit. You should vertically do it and do it as fast as possible.



Hook


Use it as the horizontal fist, vertical fist, wide, short, to the body, and do it constantly. Pivot the ball of your lead foot , your knee, hip, shoulder and arm at the same time.



Upper cut


This is the punch that can block the hits and you should evade and hit them upwards at the same time. This is usually thrown after the jab.

Overhand




It is a power punch that is very controlled and usually timed. It is most effective when a shorter fighter is throwing it against a taller opponent.




So kiddos, start learning this and beat the every you see! You will be the most respected and feared guy on the street after this.
I welcome everyone of you here and learn this. This is free to all. You guys can donate some cash or anything to me if you want.

Good luck boxers!


UPDATED: I will give out 5$ to everyone who posts here and who becomes my students.

NeoKiller

February 09, 2012, 07:35:16 AM #1 Last Edit: February 09, 2012, 07:35:32 AM by NeoKiller
I try to become your student.
5$ pls.

noblem7

The sole purpose on training is too become the unbeatable guy and fearless.

There are some guide lines to be my student and to teach you my skills. The respect should come within your heart and you should have the devotion in me. And there will be strict rules to followed by you.

Neokiller, are you ready to do this?

NeoKiller

Ya, when do I get the 5$ you promised though ?

hawk5005

I'd rather have a monkey teach me kung fu.
And why in the hell are you mute evading?

noblem7

Neokiller, you seem to be ready to follow in my foot steps.

The guide lines, practices and the teaching may cause some severe damages to you. And you are responsible for all that. I may not take the responsibility nor the damage caused to you.

I need to test you further and to be sure about you being a true martial fighter. And I might ask you some questions, if the answers are correct, I will teach you all my skills to you. And is all done because you shouldn't miss-use it and not to be done to harm anyone without many reason. Only a true martial artist should receive this art of box fighting.

hawk5005, I can kill all the monkeys who teaches kung fu who dare to step in the ring with me.
I'm mute evading because I want to do some free social service and to help the people.

Scythe

Omg free boxing lesson,im soo joining
Don't think, feel



noblem7

Scythe, have you practiced this and learnt this?

Do you need more guidance to those basic boxing fighting that I am teaching now?

Scythe

Quote from: noblem7 on February 09, 2012, 10:00:48 AM
Scythe, have you practiced this and learnt this?

Do you need more guidance to those basic boxing fighting that I am teaching now?
idk anything about boxing,teach me pl0x
Don't think, feel



noblem7

First learn the basic I posted. Did you read it?

Or want it more simpler?

ZeroUH

I'll finish you in 10 seconds if you evade your punishment again.
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