Sam D.: Welcome to Liquid Web support chat! My name is Sam, may I please have your account number, main domain name, or hostname with us? Along with that, can you verify your account with either the last four digits of your credit card, or your passphrase please?
keith: Hi Sam
keith: I find your website offensive
keith: I was planning on buying a dedicated server here
keith: is there anyway you could possibly resolve the issue I am having?
Sam D.: Potentially- what seems to be the issue, Keith?
keith: its the homepage
keith:
http://www.liquidweb.com keith: the first image of the animated person
keith: he has big breasts
keith: my children thought it was as naked woman at first
Sam D.: Well, it's just a stress-relief doll with heroic-sized pectoral muscles. He's fully-clothed, too.
keith: ahh, the graphic artist must have forgot a few muscles below the tits then
keith: will you or will you not be changing the image
keith: ?
Sam D.: Nah, too many people like him, despite the imperfections you have addressed.
Sam D.: Have a great day, though
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lol everyone do it