No. I don't want another autistic staff member who goes out of their way to reply to everything and needs a comeback for every insult.
I don't want another horrible graphic artist handing me half ass work that took them five minutes that I'll have Meteor replace anyway.
I don't want anyone I don't trust, especially someone who openly lies about personal skill (such as graphic arts) to even see the first line of our code. I'd prefer someone off craigslist than someone who'd write this thread.
You wanted an answer, and since you applied for a position, I gave a pretty blunt and straight one. You made a pretty horrible first impression in the thread, and first impressions are everything. Good luck in future ordeals.