"Don't worry...it's not loaded..."
~Terry Kath, rock musician in the band Chicago Transit Authority as he put the gun he was cleaning to his head and pulled the trigger.
"Get these ****ing nuns away from me."
~Norman Douglas
"Now why did I do that?"
~General William Erskine, after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813.
"LSD, 100 micrograms I.M."
~Aldous Huxley To his wife. She obliged and he was injected twice before his death.
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."
~John Sedgwick, Union General in the Civil War