For whatever reason i attract women older than me. Sometimes by a few years, sometimes by a lot more. It's kind of weird but i admit i enjoy the strange little games they play. First it's all business. Then a few "nudges" here and there. Then badda bing badda boom, "let's hang out".
Also, each one has this sexy, bossy, "greater than thou" type attitude. And they all have this look. I can't explain it. It's like they look right through you:
I love it doe, i ****ing love it meng. "I know it may be wrong, but i'm in love with Stacy's mom"
I'm starting to get addicted to women like this. Girls my age or younger.........i dunno, they better step it up.
Break out the handcuffs, pull out the chains, and crack those whips. STRAP ME DOWN BABY!!!!
DON'T BITE!!!! I SAID NO BITING!!!!!!
/rant