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Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...

Started by JetSurge, March 27, 2014, 12:17:18 AM

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JetSurge

For whatever reason i attract women older than me. Sometimes by a few years, sometimes by a lot more. It's kind of weird but i admit i enjoy the strange little games they play. First it's all business. Then a few "nudges"  here and there. Then badda bing badda boom, "let's hang out".

Also, each one has this sexy, bossy, "greater than thou" type attitude. And they all have this look. I can't explain it. It's like they look right through you:


I love it doe, i ****ing love it meng. "I know it may be wrong, but i'm in love with Stacy's mom"

I'm starting to get addicted to women like this. Girls my age or younger.........i dunno, they better step it up.

Break out the handcuffs, pull out the chains, and crack those whips. STRAP ME DOWN BABY!!!!

DON'T BITE!!!! I SAID NO BITING!!!!!!

/rant



  :-\


Who did that!?

leapman

March 27, 2014, 12:29:49 AM #1 Last Edit: March 27, 2014, 12:46:37 AM by JustRK
I had  older ladies say that I was handsome/cute a couple times. :P
<br />http://mrbreadmaker.ga<br /><br />SC: breadstickmaker<br />EGK #Aphrodite<br />

Jeffalo13

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JetSurge

Quote from: leapman on March 27, 2014, 12:29:49 AM
I had  older ladies said that I was handsome/cute a couple times. :P

Was it a "aww you've grown up so much, you're so handsome" kind of thing, or was it a "Wanna come over to my place" kind of thing?

MENG!!!!!
Who did that!?

ZeroUH


JustRK

My boss is a guy and then I'm in charge of everyone else so I don't get that luxury  ;D which is fine because I got my  gf anyway and she'd probably be uncomfy if I was executive assistant to a woman who was slightly older  ;D

so unless personality was superb and she was a solid 9 or 10 I'd rather stick to no more than 4 years my senior.

JetSurge

March 27, 2014, 12:55:48 AM #6 Last Edit: March 27, 2014, 01:00:30 AM by JetSurge
Quote from: ZeroUH on March 27, 2014, 12:38:26 AM
18-35. Younger or older = NO!
I wish that were always the case, but there was this one time............... :-\

Quote from: Jeffalo13 on March 27, 2014, 12:33:11 AM
u like milfs good 4 u
JEFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote from: JustRK on March 27, 2014, 12:38:39 AM
My boss is a guy and then I'm in charge of everyone else so I don't get that luxury  ;D which is fine because I got my  gf anyway and she'd probably be uncomfy if I was executive assistant to a woman who was slightly older  ;D

so unless personality was superb and she was a solid 9 or 10 I'd rather stick to no more than 4 years my senior.

I envy your resolve.

It's too late for me tho.  ;D

Quote from: kulvinder on March 27, 2014, 12:52:47 AM
Thanks for sharing your kinkiness!
Love is blind so don't worry!  ;D
Just don't marry someone's grandma.  ;)

NO LOVE, NO MARRIAGE, I'M TOO YOUNG FOR THAT ****!!!!!

p.s. <3
Who did that!?

Materger

meng hehehehhe

my gf is a few months older than me . does that count ?   ???
     
squirtle! squirtle! 
   
  

-EGK-

JetSurge

Quote from: Materger on March 27, 2014, 01:04:15 AM
meng hehehehhe

my gf is a few months older than me . does that count ?   ???

You can join the club, but only because you're "The Mat".
Who did that!?

daluzman123


Yz

DISCORD killyzkill

JetSurge

Quote from: daluzman123 on March 27, 2014, 01:11:20 AM
Older women have the best "experience"
If you have a story to tell, now is the time.

Tell us, tell us pls uncle Lulzman.

Quote from: Yz on March 27, 2014, 01:15:05 AM
nerd

Yz, you're me hero. I luv u. Will u mrry me?

Peas respawn!
Who did that!?

Yz

DISCORD killyzkill

Materger

     
squirtle! squirtle! 
   
  

-EGK-

daluzman123

Quote from: JetSurge on March 27, 2014, 01:20:39 AM
Quote from: daluzman123 on March 27, 2014, 01:11:20 AM
Older women have the best "experience"
If you have a story to tell, now is the time.

Tell us, tell us pls uncle Lulzman.

Quote from: Yz on March 27, 2014, 01:15:05 AM
nerd

Yz, you're me hero. I luv u. Will u mrry me?

Peas respawn!


21-year old tall, nice blonde. I was 16 at the time, last year in the summer near Lake Shore, I was at a local skatepark with a couple of my mates.

I slammed after trying to boardslide the 8 set, whatever shiet happens, I got up, and she just looked at me and smiled a bit, I went over to sit next to her, I said hi, my names Johnny. She told her her name was Cassandra, we talked, we hung out, I got her Digits.

Didn't get the lay sadly, but I got some other "handy" dandy new tricks and experiences from her one afternoon after a movie.

#WinNotWin

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