this thread was inspired from mater's scary stories and u can post ur funny stories especially iri he is a specialist in making fun
>i
>sitting in my home and very hungrey
>let me go to market and buy something
>inside the market
>let me buy some chicken
>ohh no its finished
>let me look for other meat and who the fk eats all the meat?
>its zero who eats all the meat says pig... yes its me im sad and freezed
>sorry to hear that but can i buy you?
>no pein im already packed for zero
>going to leave without any food
>someone shouts... o wait don't leave
>who's that?
>i am toast and pls try me
>ok then, grabs it and lets go
>reached home and started to eat
>but some neighbour started to play a fking loud noise
>who the fk is making it?
>let me search and find and kick his a**
>found it and im going break the door
>breaked it and wtf r u to disturb me?
>we are yz and poke and we are practising to get the 1st position in the dj competition
>ya im poke and pls buy my albums and there are lots of cheap ones in bc forums
>ok im leaving
>notices a guy in sopha
>who's that?
>he's called leapman and he's pinning our lyrics
>ok bye doods im sorry but can u reduce the sound and bye
>ok cya and we cant reduce it our speaker isnt working properly but someone will come to repair it
>ok have fun and about to exit the house
>bell rings
>opens the door
>hello im kenny and where's the speakers?
>it's there
>he repaired it
>im going so bye everyone
>exited and reached home
>yay! finally i can eat my food without any noise
>forgot where i kept it and where's my food?
>found it but nooo...!!!
>ants spoiled it when i kept it open...