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Started by Pein, April 18, 2014, 06:08:10 PM

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Pein

this thread was inspired from mater's scary stories and u can post ur funny stories especially iri he is a specialist in making fun

>i
>sitting in my home and very hungrey
>let me go to market and buy something
>inside the market
>let me buy some chicken
>ohh no its finished
>let me look for other meat and who the fk eats all the meat?
>its zero who eats all the meat says pig... yes its me im sad and freezed
>sorry to hear that but can i buy you?
>no pein im already packed for zero
>going to leave without any food
>someone shouts... o wait don't leave
>who's that?
>i am toast and pls try me
>ok then, grabs it and lets go
>reached home and started to eat
>but some neighbour started to play a fking loud noise
>who the fk is making it?
>let me search and find and kick his a**
>found it and im going break the door
>breaked it and wtf r u to disturb me?
>we are yz and poke and we are practising to get the 1st position in the dj competition
>ya im poke and pls buy my albums and there are lots of cheap ones in bc forums
>ok im leaving
>notices a guy in sopha
>who's that?
>he's called leapman and he's pinning our lyrics
>ok bye doods im sorry but can u reduce the sound and bye
>ok cya and we cant reduce it our speaker isnt working properly but someone will come to repair it
>ok have fun and about to exit the house
>bell rings
>opens the door
>hello im kenny and where's the speakers?
>it's there
>he repaired it
>im going so bye everyone
>exited and reached home
>yay! finally i can eat my food without any noise
>forgot where i kept it and where's my food?
>found it but nooo...!!!
>ants spoiled it when i kept it open...

Materger

     
squirtle! squirtle! 
   
  

-EGK-

Cooky


Pein


Materger

Quote from: Pein on April 18, 2014, 06:16:08 PM
Quote from: Materger on April 18, 2014, 06:09:58 PM

is it you?

looking good

I always look good mate  8)

sadly I can't say the same for your sigs
     
squirtle! squirtle! 
   
  

-EGK-

Pein

Quote from: Materger on April 18, 2014, 06:17:06 PM
Quote from: Pein on April 18, 2014, 06:16:08 PM
Quote from: Materger on April 18, 2014, 06:09:58 PM

is it you?

looking good

I always look good mate  8)

sadly I can't say the same for your sigs
yes it's true i don't have any sense and can't find another one

i can't make another sigs because i only know how to use win xp ms paint. pardon me im new to these things

Materger

Quote from: Pein on April 18, 2014, 06:25:36 PM
Quote from: Materger on April 18, 2014, 06:17:06 PM
Quote from: Pein on April 18, 2014, 06:16:08 PM
Quote from: Materger on April 18, 2014, 06:09:58 PM

is it you?

looking good

I always look good mate  8)

sadly I can't say the same for your sigs
yes it's true i don't have any sense and can't find another one

i can't make another sigs because i only know how to use win xp ms paint. pardon me im new to these things

as expected  8)
     
squirtle! squirtle! 
   
  

-EGK-

Cooky


Pein

Quote from: Cooky on April 18, 2014, 06:29:48 PM
paint is awesome
i cant even draw properly in paint and the im still studying the functions of the tools im just a beginner

Materger

     
squirtle! squirtle! 
   
  

-EGK-

Cooky


Pein

Quote from: Materger on April 18, 2014, 06:34:19 PM
Practice lots mate
idk how to practice i have looked lots of ms paint tutorials and videos but none helped lol

Materger

Quote from: Pein on April 18, 2014, 06:43:07 PM
Quote from: Materger on April 18, 2014, 06:34:19 PM
Practice lots mate
idk how to practice i have looked lots of ms paint tutorials and videos but none helped lol

draw endlessly till your hands hurt and that will be your practice  ;D
     
squirtle! squirtle! 
   
  

-EGK-

qolderman

>le doge
>le doge goes to le shop
>sees illuminati
>uses bang shot
>nothin'
>illuminati uses bunbun bam
>is very effective
>doge is confused
>doge hp low
>wow such low hp
>doge needs help
>doge run
>doge screams
>no1 help
>doge sad
>it was a dream
>doge happy
>there 3 illuminatis
>doge confused
>it was his brothers
>doge happy again
>brothers scream "happy bday yolo"
>doge died cuz of heart attack
>he wasnt exceptin' dis
>de end
IGN: Caustic



^thanks cooky <3
Quote from: Cooky on August 03, 2014, 12:05:07 AM
whats wrong with eating a sock

Yz

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