[Jason321]

Granted but it is weird shaped and you shove it up your A55

[Surgeypurgey]

What be your wish sir?

[Jason321]

To be superman!

[Surgeypurgey]

granted but spiderman killed u

i wish for nothing

[LiquidChaos]

good because you wont get anything

i wish iri had three heads

[Surgeypurgey]

granted but all of iris heads ate u

i wish i had a bulgy eye

[mo9]

granted but some bird came and pecked it

i wish for not having to change the color each time i post and it magically becomes purple

[Jason321]

Granted Boobies.

I wish to be a spider.

[Surgeypurgey]

granted but u got stepped on

i wish for a igloo

[mo9]

granted but its in the middle of the desert

i wish i understood girls 

[abc999]

granted but they thought you were gay

i wish i had a pikachu

[mo9]

granted but it electrified you
i wish i saw allie :p

[abc999]

granted but she transformed into a ninja then disappeared

i wish poundland was cheaper 

[Surgeypurgey]

granted but when u buy it u get banned

i wish for a wish

[zulu202]

Granted but you wasted it on a wish that you wished for.

I wish Santa was real. He doesn't turn any animal or a ninja, he doesn't die, he doesn't get eaten, doesn't rape/get raped, and all of that other stuff.

Whoopty fricking doo.