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Title: Most evilest death threat you've ever seen/heard/read
Post by: kaos555 on September 05, 2011, 07:48:05 PM
Mine would be: I'm going to cut off one of your legs and sow it onto your head then rip your eyeballs out by hand cut your stomach open and shove them into your stomach them watch you bleed to death.

~~My friend Brendan said that to some chick and got sent to AEP
Title: Re: Most evilest death threat you've ever seen/heard/read
Post by: Toast on September 05, 2011, 07:53:45 PM
mosquitoes
Title: Re: Most evilest death threat you've ever seen/heard/read
Post by: antisickness on September 05, 2011, 07:55:00 PM
Ill kick you in the balls until you die.
Title: Re: Most evilest death threat you've ever seen/heard/read
Post by: eco999 on September 05, 2011, 08:01:47 PM
I'll fill your room with creatures... mosquitoes...spiders...wasps...hate em all.
Title: Re: Most evilest death threat you've ever seen/heard/read
Post by: antisickness on September 05, 2011, 08:07:06 PM
Quote from: eco999 on September 05, 2011, 08:01:47 PM
I'll fill your room with creatures... mosquitoes...spiders...wasps...hate em all.

I doubt you could die from fear.
Lolk.
Title: Re: Most evilest death threat you've ever seen/heard/read
Post by: Meta on September 05, 2011, 08:54:58 PM
Quote from: antisickness on September 05, 2011, 08:07:06 PM
I doubt you could die from fear.
Lolk.

If anyone has asthma and you get really scared, you can die from a asthma attack unless you have a asthma pump near you.
Title: Re: Most evilest death threat you've ever seen/heard/read
Post by: KillerPig on September 05, 2011, 08:59:41 PM
Quote from: Meta on September 05, 2011, 08:54:58 PM
Quote from: antisickness on September 05, 2011, 08:07:06 PM
I doubt you could die from fear.
Lolk.

If anyone has asthma and you get really scared, you can die from a asthma attack unless you have a asthma pump near you.

Isn't that technically death by asthma?
Title: Re: Most evilest death threat you've ever seen/heard/read
Post by: hawk5005 on September 06, 2011, 07:39:56 AM
I'll throw you into a woodchipper.
( If someones foot or any other limb gets stuck in the machine he / she will be shredded alive and feel the flesh, skin, every bone, muscle, tendon getting ripped apart before he / she dies. )
Title: Re: Most evilest death threat you've ever seen/heard/read
Post by: Scythe on September 06, 2011, 07:47:48 AM
Push your face into the lava and pull it out? it will look rlly cool
Title: Re: Most evilest death threat you've ever seen/heard/read
Post by: hawk5005 on September 06, 2011, 07:50:45 AM
Quote from: deathraper on September 06, 2011, 07:47:48 AM
Push your face into the lava and pull it out? it will look rlly cool
He / she would die after touching the lava with the head.
It won't be too painful.
Title: Re: Most evilest death threat you've ever seen/heard/read
Post by: TwitchFast on September 06, 2011, 08:14:37 AM
I like the sound of the woodchipper :L this seems to be a torture thread.. I'd tell them I'd use a step-motor and force their nails/toe nails etc back into them (a slow step-motor).
Title: Re: Most evilest death threat you've ever seen/heard/read
Post by: koolwolf2 on September 06, 2011, 08:43:12 AM
By avoiding you're main arteries i can make you feel the PAIN and torture u to the end of ETERNITY HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

ENJOY THE PAIN
Title: Re: Most evilest death threat you've ever seen/heard/read
Post by: tanqq on September 06, 2011, 09:30:36 AM
stab red-hot needles into the tip of your fingers. When you're almost fainted or dead due to the pain, I would use a car battery with two clippers clipped to your nipples and shock you back to life. Never ending pain...
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Post by: TwitchFast on September 06, 2011, 09:33:23 AM
Quote from: tanqq on September 06, 2011, 09:30:36 AM
stab red-hot needles into the tip of your fingers. When you're almost fainted or dead due to the pain, I would use a car battery with two clippers clipped to your nipples and shock you back to life. Never ending pain...
Lol'd, that sounds abit kinky ... I suppose you'd say this to a girl.
Title: Re: Most evilest death threat you've ever seen/heard/read
Post by: hawk5005 on September 06, 2011, 09:40:21 AM
Quote from: TwitchFast on September 06, 2011, 09:33:23 AM
Quote from: tanqq on September 06, 2011, 09:30:36 AM
stab red-hot needles into the tip of your fingers. When you're almost fainted or dead due to the pain, I would use a car battery with two clippers clipped to your nipples and shock you back to life. Never ending pain...
Lol'd, that sounds abit kinky ... I suppose you'd say this to a girl.
You know that men have nipples too, don't you?
And if someone pinches your nipple it hurts like hell.
Title: Re: Most evilest death threat you've ever seen/heard/read
Post by: koolwolf2 on September 06, 2011, 09:55:17 AM
Quote from: hawk5005 on September 06, 2011, 09:40:21 AM
Quote from: TwitchFast on September 06, 2011, 09:33:23 AM
Quote from: tanqq on September 06, 2011, 09:30:36 AM
stab red-hot needles into the tip of your fingers. When you're almost fainted or dead due to the pain, I would use a car battery with two clippers clipped to your nipples and shock you back to life. Never ending pain...
Lol'd, that sounds abit kinky ... I suppose you'd say this to a girl.
You know that men have nipples too, don't you?
And if someone pinches your nipple it hurts like hell.
But then he'd be a homo
Title: Re: Most evilest death threat you've ever seen/heard/read
Post by: Yz on September 06, 2011, 10:01:50 AM
you think nipple cripples are gay?

/loses the last bit of hope i had for this community
Title: Re: Most evilest death threat you've ever seen/heard/read
Post by: hawk5005 on September 06, 2011, 10:30:22 AM
Quote from: koolwolf2 on September 06, 2011, 09:55:17 AM
Quote from: hawk5005 on September 06, 2011, 09:40:21 AM
Quote from: TwitchFast on September 06, 2011, 09:33:23 AM
Quote from: tanqq on September 06, 2011, 09:30:36 AM
stab red-hot needles into the tip of your fingers. When you're almost fainted or dead due to the pain, I would use a car battery with two clippers clipped to your nipples and shock you back to life. Never ending pain...
Lol'd, that sounds abit kinky ... I suppose you'd say this to a girl.
You know that men have nipples too, don't you?
And if someone pinches your nipple it hurts like hell.
But then he'd be a homo
/facepalm
Title: Re: Most evilest death threat you've ever seen/heard/read
Post by: JamestheLeet on September 07, 2011, 12:35:21 AM
I will strap you to a table and slowly cut your internal organs out, then **** the dead body.

- me
/cupcakes refference