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Title: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: JetSurge on March 27, 2014, 12:17:18 AM
For whatever reason i attract women older than me. Sometimes by a few years, sometimes by a lot more. It's kind of weird but i admit i enjoy the strange little games they play. First it's all business. Then a few "nudges"  here and there. Then badda bing badda boom, "let's hang out".

Also, each one has this sexy, bossy, "greater than thou" type attitude. And they all have this look. I can't explain it. It's like they look right through you:
(http://lmerlobooth.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341cc5df53ef014e610f073b970c-pi)

I love it doe, i ****ing love it meng. "I know it may be wrong, but i'm in love with Stacy's mom"

I'm starting to get addicted to women like this. Girls my age or younger.........i dunno, they better step it up.

Break out the handcuffs, pull out the chains, and crack those whips. STRAP ME DOWN BABY!!!!

DON'T BITE!!!! I SAID NO BITING!!!!!!

/rant



  :-\


Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: leapman on March 27, 2014, 12:29:49 AM
I had  older ladies say that I was handsome/cute a couple times. :P
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: Jeffalo13 on March 27, 2014, 12:33:11 AM
u like milfs good 4 u
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: JetSurge on March 27, 2014, 12:36:27 AM
Quote from: leapman on March 27, 2014, 12:29:49 AM
I had  older ladies said that I was handsome/cute a couple times. :P

Was it a "aww you've grown up so much, you're so handsome" kind of thing, or was it a "Wanna come over to my place" kind of thing?

MENG!!!!!
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: ZeroUH on March 27, 2014, 12:38:26 AM
18-35. Younger or older = NO!
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: JustRK on March 27, 2014, 12:38:39 AM
My boss is a guy and then I'm in charge of everyone else so I don't get that luxury  ;D which is fine because I got my  gf anyway and she'd probably be uncomfy if I was executive assistant to a woman who was slightly older  ;D

so unless personality was superb and she was a solid 9 or 10 I'd rather stick to no more than 4 years my senior.
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: JetSurge on March 27, 2014, 12:55:48 AM
Quote from: ZeroUH on March 27, 2014, 12:38:26 AM
18-35. Younger or older = NO!
I wish that were always the case, but there was this one time............... :-\

Quote from: Jeffalo13 on March 27, 2014, 12:33:11 AM
u like milfs good 4 u
JEFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote from: JustRK on March 27, 2014, 12:38:39 AM
My boss is a guy and then I'm in charge of everyone else so I don't get that luxury  ;D which is fine because I got my  gf anyway and she'd probably be uncomfy if I was executive assistant to a woman who was slightly older  ;D

so unless personality was superb and she was a solid 9 or 10 I'd rather stick to no more than 4 years my senior.

I envy your resolve.

It's too late for me tho.  ;D

Quote from: kulvinder on March 27, 2014, 12:52:47 AM
Thanks for sharing your kinkiness!
Love is blind so don't worry!  ;D
Just don't marry someone's grandma.  ;)

NO LOVE, NO MARRIAGE, I'M TOO YOUNG FOR THAT ****!!!!!

p.s. <3
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: Materger on March 27, 2014, 01:04:15 AM
meng hehehehhe

my gf is a few months older than me . does that count ?   ???
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: JetSurge on March 27, 2014, 01:09:38 AM
Quote from: Materger on March 27, 2014, 01:04:15 AM
meng hehehehhe

my gf is a few months older than me . does that count ?   ???

You can join the club, but only because you're "The Mat".
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: daluzman123 on March 27, 2014, 01:11:20 AM
Older women have the best "experience"
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: Yz on March 27, 2014, 01:15:05 AM
nerd
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: JetSurge on March 27, 2014, 01:20:39 AM
Quote from: daluzman123 on March 27, 2014, 01:11:20 AM
Older women have the best "experience"
If you have a story to tell, now is the time.

Tell us, tell us pls uncle Lulzman.

Quote from: Yz on March 27, 2014, 01:15:05 AM
nerd

Yz, you're me hero. I luv u. Will u mrry me?

Peas respawn!
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: Yz on March 27, 2014, 01:28:32 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: Materger on March 27, 2014, 02:24:12 AM
The Mat... Kinky I like it meng  8)



Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: daluzman123 on March 27, 2014, 02:27:25 AM
Quote from: JetSurge on March 27, 2014, 01:20:39 AM
Quote from: daluzman123 on March 27, 2014, 01:11:20 AM
Older women have the best "experience"
If you have a story to tell, now is the time.

Tell us, tell us pls uncle Lulzman.

Quote from: Yz on March 27, 2014, 01:15:05 AM
nerd

Yz, you're me hero. I luv u. Will u mrry me?

Peas respawn!


21-year old tall, nice blonde. I was 16 at the time, last year in the summer near Lake Shore, I was at a local skatepark with a couple of my mates.

I slammed after trying to boardslide the 8 set, whatever shiet happens, I got up, and she just looked at me and smiled a bit, I went over to sit next to her, I said hi, my names Johnny. She told her her name was Cassandra, we talked, we hung out, I got her Digits.

Didn't get the lay sadly, but I got some other "handy" dandy new tricks and experiences from her one afternoon after a movie.

#WinNotWin
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: Yz on March 27, 2014, 02:38:07 AM
nerd
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: Cooky on March 27, 2014, 04:42:21 AM
LOL slimed
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: qolderman on March 27, 2014, 10:29:51 AM
lol
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: Cooky on March 27, 2014, 10:42:15 AM
I prefer a girl to be around my age
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: leapman on March 27, 2014, 12:55:56 PM
Quote from: JetSurge on March 27, 2014, 12:36:27 AM
Quote from: leapman on March 27, 2014, 12:29:49 AM
I had  older ladies said that I was handsome/cute a couple times. :P

Was it a "aww you've grown up so much, you're so handsome" kind of thing, or was it a "Wanna come over to my place" kind of thing?

MENG!!!!!
The wanna date type of thing :P
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: Iridion on March 27, 2014, 01:47:21 PM
yumm milfs
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: Materger on March 28, 2014, 12:30:26 AM
Quote from: Iridion on March 27, 2014, 01:47:21 PM
yumm milfs

pizza sounds good too  ;D
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: Epic xD on March 28, 2014, 01:36:49 AM
Quote from: Iridion on March 27, 2014, 01:47:21 PM
yumm milfs
hi i'd like a pizza with pepperoni, onion, and green peppers.

keep the change
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: noblem6 on March 28, 2014, 04:50:26 AM
older women has big and matured ******** lol..

i thought this was a diary by seeing the title, anyway my personal diary has more information than google
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: Materger on March 28, 2014, 05:24:41 AM
Quote from: noblem6 on March 28, 2014, 04:50:26 AM
older women has big and matured ******** lol..

i thought this was a diary by seeing the title, anyway my personal diary has more information than google

will this be in your book mate?
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: Iridion on March 28, 2014, 02:40:52 PM
just scrw u lyfe u ignorant farmer :P
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: Materger on March 29, 2014, 12:35:15 AM
Quote from: Iridion on March 28, 2014, 02:40:52 PM
just scrw u lyfe u ignorant farmer :P

Hey! don't talk to lyfe like that pizza boy, i will fite u!  >:(
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: Iridion on March 29, 2014, 09:59:50 AM
Quote from: Materger on March 29, 2014, 12:35:15 AM
Quote from: Iridion on March 28, 2014, 02:40:52 PM
just scrw u lyfe u ignorant farmer :P

Hey! don't talk to lyfe like that pizza boy, i will fite u!  >:(

yeah come at me and remember i have ur girfliend pig as hostage! will bacon him if u dont stuf!
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: Materger on March 29, 2014, 11:15:05 AM
Quote from: Iridion on March 29, 2014, 09:59:50 AM
Quote from: Materger on March 29, 2014, 12:35:15 AM
Quote from: Iridion on March 28, 2014, 02:40:52 PM
just scrw u lyfe u ignorant farmer :P

Hey! don't talk to lyfe like that pizza boy, i will fite u!  >:(

yeah come at me and remember i have ur girfliend pig as hostage! will bacon him if u dont stuf!

what??? I hate pig, you can do whatever you want to that dirty pig  >:(


love u pig  lets make babies
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: Iridion on March 29, 2014, 11:17:30 AM
Quote from: Materger on March 29, 2014, 11:15:05 AM
Quote from: Iridion on March 29, 2014, 09:59:50 AM
Quote from: Materger on March 29, 2014, 12:35:15 AM
Quote from: Iridion on March 28, 2014, 02:40:52 PM
just scrw u lyfe u ignorant farmer :P

Hey! don't talk to lyfe like that pizza boy, i will fite u!  >:(

yeah come at me and remember i have ur girfliend pig as hostage! will bacon him if u dont stuf!

what??? I hate pig, you can do whatever you want to that dirty pig  >:(


love u pig  lets make babies

eww.
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: Materger on March 29, 2014, 11:19:04 AM
lmaoooo 

Italy just mad cuz cant have the Dip   8)
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: Materger on March 29, 2014, 11:45:50 AM
Quote from: kulvinder on March 29, 2014, 11:41:27 AM
Quote from: Materger on March 29, 2014, 11:19:04 AM
lmaoooo 

Italy just mad cuz cant have the Dip   8)
I am gonna break your spirit and eat your soul. No offence.  :D

I don't have a soul meng.  :'(
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: Materger on March 29, 2014, 11:57:18 AM
Quote from: kulvinder on March 29, 2014, 11:54:37 AM
Quote from: Materger on March 29, 2014, 11:45:50 AM
Quote from: kulvinder on March 29, 2014, 11:41:27 AM
Quote from: Materger on March 29, 2014, 11:19:04 AM
lmaoooo 

Italy just mad cuz cant have the Dip   8)
I am gonna break your spirit and eat your soul. No offence.  :D

I don't have a soul meng.  :'(
I am just kidding bro, I just wanted to say that you look a lot like my cousin.   ;D
you know what i look like????
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: Materger on March 29, 2014, 01:22:17 PM
ohhhhh snap i wana see that pic again lolol xd
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: Materger on March 29, 2014, 01:40:47 PM
Quote from: kulvinder on March 29, 2014, 01:38:44 PM
Quote from: Materger on March 29, 2014, 01:22:17 PM
ohhhhh snap i wana see that pic again lolol xd
My cousin is a rapper.  ;)He does that for a living.  :-X

i rap sometimes for fun xd
Title: Re: Like O M G i'm gonna vent. Dear diary...
Post by: Materger on March 29, 2014, 02:00:57 PM
Quote from: kulvinder on March 29, 2014, 01:50:19 PM
Quote from: Materger on March 29, 2014, 01:40:47 PM
Quote from: kulvinder on March 29, 2014, 01:38:44 PM
Quote from: Materger on March 29, 2014, 01:22:17 PM
ohhhhh snap i wana see that pic again lolol xd
My cousin is a rapper.  ;)He does that for a living.  :-X

i rap sometimes for fun xd
I will pm you how he looks like so you can see for yourself . Only if you want to.

Sure thing. Send me a Pm.