Bad translator

hawk5005 · July 25, 2011, 05:07:02 PM

It's a funny online tool that translates words into many languages and then back in English obtaining funny words that have no connection with the original words.
Example:

"Allie is the head administrator of the game bout cheetah."

...56 translations later we get:

"Pantera is responsible for the sport."

http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator

kaos555 · July 25, 2011, 05:10:49 PM

"branson has purple hair"

"Red hair branson."

asmit10 · July 25, 2011, 05:13:40 PM

"You need to cut your hair"
"Ordering."

Surgeypurgey · July 25, 2011, 05:15:04 PM

"I am a chicken."

...56 translations later we get:

"Lame."

"Poo face"

...56 translations later we get:

"Action Establishments Classified."

"Hit that chicken with a shovel"

...56 translations later we get:

"Chicken football."

This one is probably the funniest [to me]

"Hit that duck with a pickaxe "

...56 translations later we get:

"**** Duck dog."
or
"Hit the ducks with ****"

"Hit that duck with a pickaxe "

...10 translations later we get:

"**** Duck Shooting"

AFRIKAANS : Getref dat eend met 'n pik
Back to ENGLISH : Hit that duck with a ****

eco999 · July 25, 2011, 05:31:09 PM

**** head.
Your President

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.

antisickness · July 25, 2011, 05:33:38 PM

Original text:

"eleventh letter of the English and basic modern Latin alphabet"

...56 translations later we get:

"Language 11, no."

"OBJECTION!"

...56 translations later we get:

"Manaahhaelekngai!"

@surge LOL URS ACTUALLY COMES UP WITH THAT

Surgeypurgey · July 25, 2011, 05:34:38 PM

LOL @ ECOS POST

"Qwerty patties ****face chicken hole"

...56 translations later we get:

"Chicken sex community."

mhj · July 25, 2011, 05:36:19 PM

"Purple hair is ugly"
..
"Indeed"

sorry kaos

asmit10 · July 25, 2011, 05:41:45 PM

"When you see a chicken you gotta hit it with a shovel hit that chicken with a shovel shovel"
"Chicken, chicken, if you want to play here."

Rossbach · July 25, 2011, 05:45:09 PM

Original text:

"."

...56 translations later we get:

"."

Optimism · July 25, 2011, 05:46:09 PM

Quote from: Rossbach on July 25, 2011, 05:45:09 PM
Original text:

"."

...56 translations later we get:

"."

We have a winner!

hawk5005 · July 25, 2011, 06:35:38 PM

I lol'd:

"Hawks taste like chickens with pepper."

...10 translations later we get:

"Falcon pepper chicken flavor."

kaos555 · July 25, 2011, 06:37:25 PM

Quote from: mhj on July 25, 2011, 05:36:19 PM

"Purple hair is ugly"
..
"Indeed"

sorry kaos

-_-

hawk5005 · July 25, 2011, 06:42:30 PM

"Yea dude, you really need a haircut."

...10 translations later we get:

"Uncle, I really want to shave."

Insaniity · July 25, 2011, 07:00:07 PM

Insaniity will be the best mod of all time

"Insaneyti always the best protection."

Bad translator

hawk5005

July 25, 2011, 05:07:02 PM

kaos555

July 25, 2011, 05:10:49 PM #1

asmit10

July 25, 2011, 05:13:40 PM #2

Surgeypurgey

July 25, 2011, 05:15:04 PM #3 Last Edit: July 25, 2011, 05:22:26 PM by Surgeypurgey

eco999

July 25, 2011, 05:31:09 PM #4

antisickness

July 25, 2011, 05:33:38 PM #5 Last Edit: July 25, 2011, 05:38:47 PM by antisickness

Surgeypurgey

July 25, 2011, 05:34:38 PM #6

mhj

July 25, 2011, 05:36:19 PM #7

asmit10

July 25, 2011, 05:41:45 PM #8

Rossbach

July 25, 2011, 05:45:09 PM #9

Optimism

July 25, 2011, 05:46:09 PM #10

hawk5005

July 25, 2011, 06:35:38 PM #11

kaos555

July 25, 2011, 06:37:25 PM #12

hawk5005

July 25, 2011, 06:42:30 PM #13

Insaniity

July 25, 2011, 07:00:07 PM #14