[core]

This is gonna be funny.

Imagine you had a child, purposely or accidentally.

You give them a ridiculous name, and the irony that comes with that.

Ex.

"I named my child Pokemon, but he's so afraid of balls."

"I named my child Facebook, but he's a social outcast."

"I named my child Security, but she's a whore."

Etc.

NOW IS UR TURN.

[Gramps]

My kids have normal names

[eco999]

I name my child Interactive but he has never had ssss...never moved.

[KillerPig]

I name my son eco999 but he's not a newfaf
!

[Yoshi91]

I name my child Interactive but he has never

never moved.

[prometheus]

i named my child Dennis Rodman, but he's a homophobe.

[oprototype]

I named my child gramps but he's actually a baby

[Zack66775]

I named my child ? but he's an !.

[NOTlyf]

i named my child Zack66775 but he was funny instead which was not right

[AlttsAlt]

i had twins nd i named them both Zack66775 nd they both had herpes down assburgers

 

[Allie]

i had twins nd i named them both Zack66775 nd they both had herpes down assburgers

Warned (moderated) -- took it too far there.

[eco999]

I name my son eco999 but he's not a newfaf
!

Fish,are you saying I'm a new***? >:[

[koolwolf2]

I named my child Edison tho he hates the light bulb

[Smash1337]

I didn't name my child because i don't have one yet... : \

[hawk5005]

I named my child Condom, she got pregnant on her first date.