[Meta]

chuck Norris got bitten by a king cobra after five days of excrutiating pain the cobra died

Spamming gets you nowhere, hoar.

[lugiaXDG009]

dude its a competition didn't you read the posts before Xrow started it

[Yz]

chuck Norris got bitten by a king cobra after five days of excrutiating pain the cobra died

that's incredibly lame

[Xrow]

^I actually Lol'd.
But I've heard it before!

The movie Anaconda was filmed in Chuck Norris' pants.

[SonicParadox]

When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he's doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down.

[zomniethe4]

When chuck norris meets zom, he  doesn't get his ass whooped. He gets his ass kicked 

[Yz]

they both mean the same ting

[Polar Bear]

Derp.

[SonicParadox]

When chuck norris meets zom, he  doesn't get his ass whooped. He gets his ass kicked 

Wtf? Like Tricky said, they're the same damn thing.

[Mrhappy]

Wtf? Like Tricky said, they're the same damn thing.

If Tricky said then why post?
Bad Sonic,

[SonicParadox]

If Tricky said then why post?
Bad Sonic,

... -_- Because I wanted to give my opinion.

[Mrhappy]

... -_- Because I wanted to give my opinion.

Tircky's opinion actually

[SonicParadox]

Tircky's opinion actually

Well, I was thinking the same thing, just in different words.