[Iridion]

>be me
>hear noise in the house
>its 3 am
>ignore it and get back to sleep
>heard more noises
>wtf is that
>i get up to check
>noise of something like water on the floor and someone walking on it
>more noises
>they come from the bathroom
>i slowly walk to the batroom
>every noise my heart dies for a moment
>smell of cheap lime detergent coming from the bathroom
>i ready my powerful fists
>open the door
>get on the floor
>cooky is cleaning my bathroom

Not funny...

not finished yet! >:  (

[Meteor]

>be me
>hear noise in the house
>its 3 am
>ignore it and get back to sleep
>heard more noises
>wtf is that
>i get up to check
>noise of something like water on the floor and someone walking on it
>more noises
>they come from the bathroom
>i slowly walk to the batroom
>every noise my heart dies for a moment
>smell of cheap lime detergent coming from the bathroom
>i ready my powerful fists
>open the door
>get on the floor
>cooky is cleaning my bathroom

Only good one so far.

[Iridion]

>be me
>hear noise in the house
>its 3 am
>ignore it and get back to sleep
>heard more noises
>wtf is that
>i get up to check
>noise of something like water on the floor and someone walking on it
>more noises
>they come from the bathroom
>i slowly walk to the batroom
>every noise my heart dies for a moment
>smell of cheap lime detergent coming from the bathroom
>i ready my powerful fists
>open the door
>get on the floor
>cooky is cleaning my bathroom

>he notices me
>stops cleaning and waver
>oh ello iri how are you
>what the **** why are u even in my house
>he makes a weird face
>think hes about to show his race or movie thread
>smoke comes out of nowhere
>i scream cookys name because im too scared
>a black, short and thin figure becomes noticeable in the smoke
>w-what are you?
>every soul from hell talks via the figure in one unbelievable voice
>iri u little ***got wat r u doing here
>wtf.gif
>its my house u ghost of shit
>smoke starts to clear and i can see its face
>its allie
>i nope the **** out of the room and run down the stairs, screming like a little girl

[qolderman]

>be me
>hear noise in the house
>its 3 am
>ignore it and get back to sleep
>heard more noises
>wtf is that
>i get up to check
>noise of something like water on the floor and someone walking on it
>more noises
>they come from the bathroom
>i slowly walk to the batroom
>every noise my heart dies for a moment
>smell of cheap lime detergent coming from the bathroom
>i ready my powerful fists
>open the door
>get on the floor
>cooky is cleaning my bathroom

>he notices me
>stops cleaning and waver
>oh ello iri how are you
>what the **** why are u even in my house
>he makes a weird face
>think hes about to show his race or movie thread
>smoke comes out of nowhere
>i scream cookys name because im too scared
>a black, short and thin figure becomes noticeable in the smoke
>w-what are you?
>every soul from hell talks via the figure in one unbelievable voice
>iri u little ***got wat r u doing here
>wtf.gif
>its my house u ghost of ****
>smoke starts to clear and i can see its face
>its allie
>i nope the **** out of the room and run down the stairs, screming like a little girl

best one so far

[zanzona]

>be me
>hear noise in the house
>its 3 am
>ignore it and get back to sleep
>heard more noises
>wtf is that
>i get up to check
>noise of something like water on the floor and someone walking on it
>more noises
>they come from the bathroom
>i slowly walk to the batroom
>every noise my heart dies for a moment
>smell of cheap lime detergent coming from the bathroom
>i ready my powerful fists
>open the door
>get on the floor
>cooky is cleaning my bathroom

>he notices me
>stops cleaning and waver
>oh ello iri how are you
>what the **** why are u even in my house
>he makes a weird face
>think hes about to show his race or movie thread
>smoke comes out of nowhere
>i scream cookys name because im too scared
>a black, short and thin figure becomes noticeable in the smoke
>w-what are you?
>every soul from hell talks via the figure in one unbelievable voice
>iri u little ***got wat r u doing here
>wtf.gif
>its my house u ghost of ****
>smoke starts to clear and i can see its face
>its allie
>i nope the **** out of the room and run down the stairs, screming like a little girl

Not funny...

[Meteor]

>be me
>hear noise in the house
>its 3 am
>ignore it and get back to sleep
>heard more noises
>wtf is that
>i get up to check
>noise of something like water on the floor and someone walking on it
>more noises
>they come from the bathroom
>i slowly walk to the batroom
>every noise my heart dies for a moment
>smell of cheap lime detergent coming from the bathroom
>i ready my powerful fists
>open the door
>get on the floor
>cooky is cleaning my bathroom

>he notices me
>stops cleaning and waver
>oh ello iri how are you
>what the **** why are u even in my house
>he makes a weird face
>think hes about to show his race or movie thread
>smoke comes out of nowhere
>i scream cookys name because im too scared
>a black, short and thin figure becomes noticeable in the smoke
>w-what are you?
>every soul from hell talks via the figure in one unbelievable voice
>iri u little ***got wat r u doing here
>wtf.gif
>its my house u ghost of ****
>smoke starts to clear and i can see its face
>its allie
>i nope the **** out of the room and run down the stairs, screming like a little girl

Moar pls.

[Iridion]

>be me
>hear noise in the house
>its 3 am
>ignore it and get back to sleep
>heard more noises
>wtf is that
>i get up to check
>noise of something like water on the floor and someone walking on it
>more noises
>they come from the bathroom
>i slowly walk to the batroom
>every noise my heart dies for a moment
>smell of cheap lime detergent coming from the bathroom
>i ready my powerful fists
>open the door
>get on the floor
>cooky is cleaning my bathroom

>he notices me
>stops cleaning and waver
>oh ello iri how are you
>what the **** why are u even in my house
>he makes a weird face
>think hes about to show his race or movie thread
>smoke comes out of nowhere
>i scream cookys name because im too scared
>a black, short and thin figure becomes noticeable in the smoke
>w-what are you?
>every soul from hell talks via the figure in one unbelievable voice
>iri u little ***got wat r u doing here
>wtf.gif
>its my house u ghost of ****
>smoke starts to clear and i can see its face
>its allie
>i nope the **** out of the room and run down the stairs, screming like a little girl

>run in the kitchen
>see remains of dinner
>datroastedchicken.jpg
>start eating chicken
>allie floats down the stairs with a scary grin on her face
>DE FUK
>run out of the house
>run down the street
>look around for help, the street is deserted
>see some niggers in the nearby cotton field
>i go to the nearest nigger and ask him for help
>he slowly turns around
>ITS DEWO
>u dirty whipper halp me
>hands me his phone
>fffffff allie is floating toward me above the cotton (and the niggers)
>thank u dewo 4 the help i must run
>go in phone
>go to facebook
>see pic related
>illjustdie.gif

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/inb4 people copycat

[qolderman]

>be me
>hear noise in the house
>its 3 am
>ignore it and get back to sleep
>heard more noises
>wtf is that
>i get up to check
>noise of something like water on the floor and someone walking on it
>more noises
>they come from the bathroom
>i slowly walk to the batroom
>every noise my heart dies for a moment
>smell of cheap lime detergent coming from the bathroom
>i ready my powerful fists
>open the door
>get on the floor
>cooky is cleaning my bathroom

>he notices me
>stops cleaning and waver
>oh ello iri how are you
>what the **** why are u even in my house
>he makes a weird face
>think hes about to show his race or movie thread
>smoke comes out of nowhere
>i scream cookys name because im too scared
>a black, short and thin figure becomes noticeable in the smoke
>w-what are you?
>every soul from hell talks via the figure in one unbelievable voice
>iri u little ***got wat r u doing here
>wtf.gif
>its my house u ghost of ****
>smoke starts to clear and i can see its face
>its allie
>i nope the **** out of the room and run down the stairs, screming like a little girl

>run in the kitchen
>see remains of dinner
>datroastedchicken.jpg
>start eating chicken
>allie floats down the stairs with a scary grin on her face
>DE ***
>run out of the house
>run down the street
>look around for help, the street is deserted
>see some niggers in the nearby cotton field
>i go to the nearest nigger and ask him for help
>he slowly turns around
>ITS DEWO
>u dirty whipper halp me
>hands me his phone
>fffffff allie is floating toward me above the cotton (and the niggers)
>thank u dewo 4 the help i must run
>go in phone
>go to facebook
>see pic related
>illjustdie.gif

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/inb4 people copycat

pls moar

[Pein]

>be me
>hear noise in the house
>its 3 am
>ignore it and get back to sleep
>heard more noises
>wtf is that
>i get up to check
>noise of something like water on the floor and someone walking on it
>more noises
>they come from the bathroom
>i slowly walk to the batroom
>every noise my heart dies for a moment
>smell of cheap lime detergent coming from the bathroom
>i ready my powerful fists
>open the door
>get on the floor
>cooky is cleaning my bathroom

>he notices me
>stops cleaning and waver
>oh ello iri how are you
>what the **** why are u even in my house
>he makes a weird face
>think hes about to show his race or movie thread
>smoke comes out of nowhere
>i scream cookys name because im too scared
>a black, short and thin figure becomes noticeable in the smoke
>w-what are you?
>every soul from hell talks via the figure in one unbelievable voice
>iri u little ***got wat r u doing here
>wtf.gif
>its my house u ghost of ****
>smoke starts to clear and i can see its face
>its allie
>i nope the **** out of the room and run down the stairs, screming like a little girl

>iri climbs down the stairs
>notices someone down the stairs waiting for him
>walks towards him chanting his bible
>he was scared by seeing a man
>it was someone with a long white beard in red clothes
>he released it was santa
>jumps all over his house and says whats up santa?
>santa shows no expressions
>asks santa claus for his presents
>your credit cards, wallets, pc, and your house has been hacked and robbed
>santa packs everything from iri's house
>santa leaves his house
>iri was scared who was left alone with his house robbed
>next day his parents came
>iri was grounded
>next day iri was cleaning cooky's bathroom

[Meteor]

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>be me
>hear noise in the house
>its 3 am
>ignore it and get back to sleep
>heard more noises
>wtf is that
>i get up to check
>noise of something like water on the floor and someone walking on it
>more noises
>they come from the bathroom
>i slowly walk to the batroom
>every noise my heart dies for a moment
>smell of cheap lime detergent coming from the bathroom
>i ready my powerful fists
>open the door
>get on the floor
>cooky is cleaning my bathroom

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>he notices me
>stops cleaning and waver
>oh ello iri how are you
>what the **** why are u even in my house
>he makes a weird face
>think hes about to show his race or movie thread
>smoke comes out of nowhere
>i scream cookys name because im too scared
>a black, short and thin figure becomes noticeable in the smoke
>w-what are you?
>every soul from hell talks via the figure in one unbelievable voice
>iri u little ***got wat r u doing here
>wtf.gif
>its my house u ghost of ****
>smoke starts to clear and i can see its face
>its allie
>i nope the **** out of the room and run down the stairs, screming like a little girl

>run in the kitchen
>see remains of dinner
>datroastedchicken.jpg
>start eating chicken
>allie floats down the stairs with a scary grin on her face
>DE ***
>run out of the house
>run down the street
>look around for help, the street is deserted
>see some niggers in the nearby cotton field
>i go to the nearest nigger and ask him for help
>he slowly turns around
>ITS DEWO
>u dirty whipper halp me
>hands me his phone
>fffffff allie is floating toward me above the cotton (and the niggers)
>thank u dewo 4 the help i must run
>go in phone
>go to facebook
>see pic related
>illjustdie.gif

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/inb4 people copycat

I legitimately loled irl.
Dat dewo part and the fb post.

[Iridion]

>be me
>hear noise in the house
>its 3 am
>ignore it and get back to sleep
>heard more noises
>wtf is that
>i get up to check
>noise of something like water on the floor and someone walking on it
>more noises
>they come from the bathroom
>i slowly walk to the batroom
>every noise my heart dies for a moment
>smell of cheap lime detergent coming from the bathroom
>i ready my powerful fists
>open the door
>get on the floor
>cooky is cleaning my bathroom

>he notices me
>stops cleaning and waver
>oh ello iri how are you
>what the **** why are u even in my house
>he makes a weird face
>think hes about to show his race or movie thread
>smoke comes out of nowhere
>i scream cookys name because im too scared
>a black, short and thin figure becomes noticeable in the smoke
>w-what are you?
>every soul from hell talks via the figure in one unbelievable voice
>iri u little ***got wat r u doing here
>wtf.gif
>its my house u ghost of ****
>smoke starts to clear and i can see its face
>its allie
>i nope the **** out of the room and run down the stairs, screming like a little girl

>iri climbs down the stairs
>notices someone down the stairs waiting for him
>walks towards him chanting his bible
>he was scared by seeing a man
>it was someone with a long white beard in red clothes
>he released it was santa
>jumps all over his house and says whats up santa?
>santa shows no expressions
>asks santa claus for his presents
>your credit cards, wallets, pc, and your house has been hacked and robbed
>santa packs everything from iri's house
>santa leaves his house
>iri was scared who was left alone with his house robbed
>next day his parents came
>iri was grounded
>next day iri was cleaning cooky's bathroom

go away copycapt /gg

[Meteor]

Please continue the story as if pein's part doesn't exist. :C

[Yz]

This is literally the best thing I've ever seen in BC. This should go down in BC-BOTS history. This beats everything that has ever come out of this communities legacy. I'm wiring you money to fly to Australia so we can eat lunch and talk about how fantastic of a person you are.

[Iridion]

>be me
>hear noise in the house
>its 3 am
>ignore it and get back to sleep
>heard more noises
>wtf is that
>i get up to check
>noise of something like water on the floor and someone walking on it
>more noises
>they come from the bathroom
>i slowly walk to the batroom
>every noise my heart dies for a moment
>smell of cheap lime detergent coming from the bathroom
>i ready my powerful fists
>open the door
>get on the floor
>cooky is cleaning my bathroom

>he notices me
>stops cleaning and waves
>oh ello iri how are you
>what the **** why are u even in my house
>he makes a weird face
>think hes about to show his race or movie thread
>smoke comes out of nowhere
>i scream cookys name because im too scared
>a black, short and thin figure becomes noticeable in the smoke
>w-what are you?
>every soul from hell talks via the figure in one unbelievable voice
>iri u little ***got wat r u doing here
>wtf.gif
>its my house u ghost of ****
>smoke starts to clear and i can see its face
>its allie
>i nope the **** out of the room and run down the stairs, screming like a little girl

>run in the kitchen
>see remains of dinner
>datroastedchicken.jpg
>start eating chicken
>allie floats down the stairs with a scary grin on her face
>DE ***
>run out of the house
>run down the street
>look around for help, the street is deserted
>see some niggers in the nearby cotton field
>i go to the nearest nigger and ask him for help
>he slowly turns around
>ITS DEWO
>u dirty whipper halp me
>hands me his phone
>fffffff allie is floating toward me above the cotton (and the niggers)
>thank u dewo 4 the help i must run
>go in phone
>go to facebook
>see pic related
>illjustdie.gif

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/inb4 people copycat

>i realize something
>u cant die when u havent became gm yet
>get idea
>go trough saved numbers
>see yz's number
>call him
>he answer
>yzplshelpmealliethezombieisrunningbehindmeimiricallingfromthedewotheniggersphone
>yz is too busy to understand what i yell
>yzplsshesgonapermabanmeplshelp
>"who the **** are you im 2 busy playing vidya"
>hangs up
>deathisnear.png
>allie's eyes shows a dark and malevolent picture of win
>she jumps toward my shaking naked body
>oh iri ur so hawt
>thank u allie
>everything is black
>cant see anything
>am i dead
>things start to get lighter
>i can see something
>its my room, the clock shows 3 am
>a faint noise and smell of cheap lime detergent comes from the corridor....
>OMG.WAV

[Pein]

only now i saw that^ screeny. lol'd at cooky's comment and was it real or edited?

are u guys in fb?