Merc, you've always bullied me from the moment I got here on BC. You called me awful names like, nubster, beanbot3000, and your personal favorite, BeanerOfFate. I hate you and everything you do. I know we've tried really hard to become friends and the inappropriate pictures you send me on snapchat aren't helping. Hopefully one day you'll grow to understand that what we had before in high school is over, I don't love you like I used to. You had your chance and you grabbed my heart and crushed it. I hate you, Marc Erckle. Next time don't leave the toilet seat up feg.