[zid_master]

Frankly speaking.

Four guys have been going to deer camp for
many years.
  Two days before the group is to leave for camp,
Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he
isn't going.
  Frank's friends are very upset that he won't be
joining them, but they can't do anything about it.
  When they arrive at the camp site, they are sur-
prised to find Frank there with the tent set up, the
fire going and dinner cooking.
  "How did you talk your wife into letting you join
us?" his friends ask.
  "Well, I was in bed reading and my wife came in
wearing see-through lingerie. She also had hand-
cuffs and a rope. She told me to tie her up and cuff
her to the bed, so I did. Then she said: 'Do what-
ever you want.' So here I am."

LOL.. xD

[qolderman]

^ loool

[zid_master]

Pirate parts.

A PIRATE walks into a bar.
 Bartender: "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while.
What happened? You're a mess!"
 Pirate: "What do you mean? I'm fine."
 Bartender: "What's with the wooden leg? You
didn't have that before."
 Pirate: "Well, we were in a sea battle and a can-
non ball smashed my leg. But now it's patched up.
I'm fine, really."
 Bartender: "What about that hook? Last time I
saw you, you had both hand.
 Pirate: "Well we were in another battle and I
was in a sword fight. My hand got cut off. But I've
been fitted with this hook, and I feel great, really."
 Bartender: "What about your eye patch then?
Last time you were in here, you had both eyes."
 Pirate: "Well, one day out at the sea, some gulls
were flying over us. I looked up, and one of them
shat in my eye."
 Bartender: "So what happened? You couldn't
have lost eye just from bird sh*t."
 Pirate: "Well. I wasn't used to the hook yet, you
see."

LOL.. xD