[JetSurge]

This is the first time since i was eight that i couldn't figure out anything to say to this girl i'm attracted to. There's a million and one things i could talk about. A million and one things i could go on and on about, but each time she looks at me i get the feeling that she wants to eat my soul.

This isn't even the thing that bothers me the most about her. It's when she touches me with those cold hands of hers i uh........................
And she smells like how the devil would smell if he was a she and she decided to create a new fragrance for her........from Hell.


Needless to say, i am extremely turned on.




Lawd have mercy

[Cooky]

worst part of being forum mod:  i have to read this shit

[qolderman]

yes

[JetSurge]

worst part of being forum mod:  i have to read this ****

wait till #4

[FalseProphet]

worst part of being forum mod:  i have to read this ****

You can quit anytime bro, not like you're getting paid;)

[Cooky]

worst part of being forum mod:  i have to read this ****

You can quit anytime bro, not like you're getting paid;)

[qolderman]

worst part of being forum mod:  i have to read this ****

You can quit anytime bro, not like you're getting paid;)

if cooky quits i die

[FalseProphet]

worst part of being forum mod:  i have to read this ****

You can quit anytime bro, not like you're getting paid;)

if cooky quits i die

2 birds with one stone then ey ha, just kidding.