When Eve ate the apple, Gramps was there.
When Babylon fell, Gramps was there.
When Moses parted the Red sea, Gramps was there.
When Leonidas took on Xerxes, Gramps was there.
When Alexander conquered nearly the entire planet, Gramps was there.
When JFK was shot, Gramps was there.
When Chuck Norris got there, you better beleive Gramps was there waiting.