[Iridion]

A math problem.

A little boy is doing his math homework
and saying:
    "2+5, the son of a b**ch is 7."
    "3+6, the son of a b**ch is 9."
    His mother overhears and asks:
"Son, what are you doing?"
    Boy: "I'm doing my math homework."
    Mom: "Is that how your teacher taught
you?"
    Boy: "Yes."
    Infuriated, the mother asks the teacher
the next day: "What are you teaching my
son in mathematics?"
    Teacher: "Right now we are leaning
addition."
    Mom: "And why is my son saying 2+2,
the son of a b**ch is 4?"
    Teacher: "What i taught them was, 2+2,
the sum of which is 4.

LOL.. xD

pls stop using hard to read blue text

[qolderman]

A math problem.

A little boy is doing his math homework
and saying:
    "2+5, the son of a b**ch is 7."
    "3+6, the son of a b**ch is 9."
    His mother overhears and asks:
"Son, what are you doing?"
    Boy: "I'm doing my math homework."
    Mom: "Is that how your teacher taught
you?"
    Boy: "Yes."
    Infuriated, the mother asks the teacher
the next day: "What are you teaching my
son in mathematics?"
    Teacher: "Right now we are leaning
addition."
    Mom: "And why is my son saying 2+2,
the son of a b**ch is 4?"
    Teacher: "What i taught them was, 2+2,
the sum of which is 4.

LOL.. xD

LOL

[zid_master]

Dirty Mind

Guess these words:
1. Boo_s
2. __ndom
3. F__k
4. P_n_s
5. Pu_s_
6. S_x

Answers:
1. Books. 2. Random. 3. Fork.
4. Pants. 5. Pulse. 6. Six.
    You got all of them wrong didn't
you, you dirty-minded fella.

LOL.. xD

[IDiiL]

1. Boots/boobs
2. Random
3. ****
4. Pinas
5. *****
6 Sux/sex

[qolderman]

Dirty Mind

Guess these words:
1. Boo_s
2. __ndom
3. F__k
4. P_n_s
5. Pu_s_
6. S_x

Answers:
1. Books. 2. Random. 3. Fork.
4. Pants. 5. Pulse. 6. Six.
    You got all of them wrong didn't
you, you dirty-minded fella.

LOL.. xD

Old but funny

[Cooky]

Guess these words:
2. __ndom

I don't get what that's supposed to be

[-Speedy-]

Guess these words:
2. __ndom

I don't get what that's supposed to be

Suppose to be condom. It you meant in the dirty mind way.

[zid_master]

FAQs

Kids to mom:
"I'm hungry."
"I'm cold."
"I'm hot."
"Can I have ..."
"I want to ..."
"Where are you?"
"Can you ask Dad?"
"can you help me to ..."
"He hurt me."
"She hurt me."
"When are we ..."
"Why is it that ..."
"Why can't we ..."

Kids to dad:
"where's Mom?"

LOL.. xD

[qolderman]

FAQs

Kids to mom:
"I'm hungry."
"I'm cold."
"I'm hot."
"Can I have ..."
"I want to ..."
"Where are you?"
"Can you ask Dad?"
"can you help me to ..."
"He hurt me."
"She hurt me."
"When are we ..."
"Why is it that ..."
"Why can't we ..."

Kids to dad:
"where's Mom?"

LOL.. xD

true lol

[zid_master]

Barbie's belongings

A father goes into a toy shop to buy a
birthday present for his daughter.
  "How much for one of those Barbies in
the display window?" he asks the salesgirl.
  "Which one do u mean sir? We have
Work Out Barbie, Shopping Barbie, Beach
Barbie, Disco Barbie, Ballerina Barbie,
Astronaut Barbie and Skater Barbie - all for
$19.95. We also have Divorced Barbie but
she costs $265.95."
  "What? Why is Divorced Barbie so much
more expensive?" the man asks.
  "Well, sir, Divorced Barbie comes with
Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's
furniture, Ken's computer, Ken's..."

LOL.. xD

[Cooky]

lol at  the divorced barbie one

[qolderman]

lol at  the divorced barbie one

[Iridion]

lol at  the divorced barbie one

[Thornz]

Lol, these are all pretty good. I like the divorced Barbie and the automatic car the best XD

[zid_master]

Helping hand

Help someone when they are in
trouble and they will remember
you when they are in trouble again.

LOL.. xD